What's the most ridiculous thing someone has asked you at work?

[sekim2detcidda]

"you aren't going to order the chicken are you (bellowing laughs while everyone else was shocked)?"

facts:
im blk
im the HR Manager
he was terminated for distributing child pornography at work

 

[bigsupa]

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN BUY SOME CRACK?

 

[freeze]

me and my girl had just stopped at the grocery store for a sec, had to pic up a few things. i had on dress pants, loafers, nice shirt, scarf, and a long dress coat, and as we're checking out, I'm at the end of the register putting the bags in the cart when one of the cashiers, starts fussin at me to go clean the bottle crusher because theyre full...I'm like que? she like, go now before the get backed up, deadass. I'm like '@@$#$ do i look like i $!##*$ work here!?' da $!**? hav u ever $!##*$ seen me before? lmaoo. I spazzed with the quickness.


another time when I was a young fella, I was in retail, and this guy came to my register, tryna buy a marker, with a $100 bill loll. one sharpie. he was tryna run that hand is quicker than the eye scam. I giv u 100, no wait, lemme giv u this 50, can you change that 50 an giv it back to me, wait, you kno what, take thei 10 gimme 2 5's, and 8 qtrs. in fact, nevermind, lemme jus get that 100 back, this aint even the color marker she want... He was unaware that shorty is gifted, and could most definitely keep up with his remedial +!@.. got the come'on son

early in the game smh

when i had long hair, had random chicks ask to braid it

worked at boston market, and one of the managers without fail always asked me where da @+%$ at? lolll.

random chicks ask used to come up and ask me how many kids i hav...like that would literally be the first thing out their mmouths. then i'd say none, they'd say reallllyy? i'm like uhhh yeaaa.. they they'd say %!!* like, well how do you feel about females with kids? I'm like, who are you? I'm working, all I asked was what two sides do you want? smh.

 

[denni5themenace]

when i worked at a bank people would ask me if there was anything larger than a $100 bill.

 

[malcala622]

Originally Posted by denni5themenace

when i worked at a bank people would ask me if there was anything larger than a $100 bill.

I wouldve answered " yeah &$(@ its called writing a check"

  

 

[All Ready]

Originally Posted by Freeze

random chicks ask used to come up and ask me how many kids i hav...like that would literally be the first thing out their mmouths. then i'd say none, they'd say reallllyy? i'm like uhhh yeaaa.. they they'd say %!!* like, well how do you feel about females with kids? I'm like, who are you? I'm working, all I asked was what two sides do you want? smh.

my dude is mad because he's desired by women

sorry to hear that big dog, hope you pull thru these troubling times

 

[luong1209]

Originally Posted by GuerillaUnit

I wasn't at work. But I do remember this one time at Target. I was wearing a black t-shirt, blue jeans, and black shoes. A customer goes up and says "do you work here?". Last time I checked, 100% of the Target stores I have been to, the employees wear a red top and khaki pants.

Funny thing is, this happened EXACTLY to my friend.

Two friends, one in black another in blue...

Lady: Excuse me, do you work here?
Friend in black: Sorry, we don't.
Lady: I know YOU don't, but HE does *points to friend in blue*

 

[l0key jeenius]

Originally Posted by MPLSdunk

This just happened at my job now and it happens all the time. It pissesme off like no other. I got in a car accident last year and got alot of pretty big scars on my arms neck and one on the side of my forehead.

Since when is it ok to ask a random stranger how he got so scarred up? Like damn I got *%+*!# up. Just focus on your dinner and mind your business.

oh sweet jesus

 

[allreds]

Originally Posted by L0keY Jeenius

Originally Posted by MPLSdunk

This just happened at my job now and it happens all the time. It pissesme off like no other. I got in a car accident last year and got alot of pretty big scars on my arms neck and one on the side of my forehead.

Since when is it ok to ask a random stranger how he got so scarred up? Like damn I got *%+*!# up. Just focus on your dinner and mind your business.

oh sweet jesus

 

[smoke ya later]

working at a video store in high school. "do y'all deliver?' umm NO MA'AM

 

[afamous]

Customer: Hey do you have these in a size 9?
Me: No I only have a size 12.
C: What about a 9.5.
Me: -_-...