Why is it that most men are so insecure about their man package?

[Humbled]

My dude actually wrote a verse 

 

[ewrek21]

yo,this cat did not just spend a whole hour to come up with some bars about this thread.

 

[elcatfisho]

this thread can only go one way and that is the ayo way. nt too immature

 

[antonlavey]

This thread is comedy

I thought I was seeing things when I read the verse, I was like wait is this rly rhyming?

 

[i just got lucky]

Reppin' team LVS 

 

[Peep Game]

When I was reading that, I was thinking maybe it was a copy and pasted Lil' b verse
or something, I thought I was losing my mind

 

[T0INE]

 

[grypr33]

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but your girl put my meat on her breakfast toast.
She got it nice and wet like the Christmas roast you asked for my size in a NT post?

No, that was strictly for the dames, lurking in the thread not for you lame
Mane, what you gonna do with that? Think about my meat while you stroking some cat?

Ugh you nasty, like ya boy Pipes say... you want details boy? Is you ay...
Yo this thread got me feeling fine, saw that chart, but I been knew it was pine

Anyone else think of The Regular Show??

 

[User 37837]

Originally Posted by thunderbird

Did this dude just post a verse?

I was reading it like, "hold up is this joint rhyming"

 

[rocsole]

Originally Posted by GRyPR33

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but your girl put my meat on her breakfast toast.
She got it nice and wet like the Christmas roast you asked for my size in a NT post?

No, that was strictly for the dames, lurking in the thread not for you lame
Mane, what you gonna do with that? Think about my meat while you stroking some cat?

Ugh you nasty, like ya boy Pipes say... you want details boy? Is you ay...
Yo this thread got me feeling fine, saw that chart, but I been knew it was pine

Anyone else think of The Regular Show??

Yeah

And wth man..so random

 

[staystrong]

Wild on here man... Im smashing through *$%!$@ like peterson rushing for touchdowns

 

[jd214]

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but your girl put my meat on her breakfast toast.

She got it nice and wet like the Christmas roast you asked for my size in a NT post?

No, that was strictly for the dames, lurking in the thread not for you lame

Mane, what you gonna do with that? Think about my meat while you stroking some cat?

Ugh you nasty, like ya boy Pipes say... you want details boy? Is you ay...

Yo this thread got me feeling fine, saw that chart, but I been knew it was pine

NOOOOO!

 

[h01yshnik3s]

Brolic Scholar wrote:

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I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but your girl put my meat on her breakfast toast.
She got it nice and wet like the Christmas roast you asked for my size in a NT post?

No, that was strictly for the dames, lurking in the thread not for you lame
Mane, what you gonna do with that? Think about my meat while you stroking some cat?

Ugh you nasty, like ya boy Pipes say... you want details boy? Is you ay...
Yo this thread got me feeling fine, saw that chart, but I been knew it was pine

 

[mrbrown]

Dang dudes never made a girl came

 

[k3stacks]

SInce you wanted to know OP 8 1/4 in. I am. & my stamina is pretty darn good. "She came 1st I came last roll the grass"

 

[guttagetsbusy]

This n' posted bars 

 

[k3stacks]

Originally Posted by MrBrown

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by MrBrown

Can you dudes that are claiming towers...... post size.

all this braggin but no real sizes are being laid on the table.

I think all men see their piece small.... I think its the point of view and the fact that we see it everyday so when it grew we never really see the before and after.

the moaning and wetness is a good sign of performance..... the wet

the moaning is NOT a good sign of performance, sometimes the moaning is a performance

What about the splashing..... 
the splashing cant be faked...... and that white stuff, when that white stuff comes out and your hairs look like they been dipped in sour cream..... then

you shall know.... lets not forget the clamp p either.... you know when it wont let go 

  

 

[toast1985]

Penis post turned into a freestyle battle. I've seen it all on NT.

 

[james earl zones]

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but your girl put my meat on her breakfast toast.
She got it nice and wet like the Christmas roast you asked for my size in a NT post?

No, that was strictly for the dames, lurking in the thread not for you lame
Mane, what you gonna do with that? Think about my meat while you stroking some cat?

Ugh you nasty, like ya boy Pipes say... you want details boy? Is you ay...
Yo this thread got me feeling fine, saw that chart, but I been knew it was pine

bruh.

 

[dimeslikehefner]

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but your girl put my meat on her breakfast toast.
She got it nice and wet like the Christmas roast you asked for my size in a NT post?

No, that was strictly for the dames, lurking in the thread not for you lame
Mane, what you gonna do with that? Think about my meat while you stroking some cat?

Ugh you nasty, like ya boy Pipes say... you want details boy? Is you ay...
Yo this thread got me feeling fine, saw that chart, but I been knew it was pine

..

 

[supremacy]

Originally Posted by DimesLikeHefner

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but your girl put my meat on her breakfast toast.
She got it nice and wet like the Christmas roast you asked for my size in a NT post?

No, that was strictly for the dames, lurking in the thread not for you lame
Mane, what you gonna do with that? Think about my meat while you stroking some cat?

Ugh you nasty, like ya boy Pipes say... you want details boy? Is you ay...
Yo this thread got me feeling fine, saw that chart, but I been knew it was pine

Yo turn me up on the headphones man.. Yo.. Yo! 
uhh ugh bawse

Uh yo Brolic that was a nice copy and paste

But next time ya eat ya girl out tell me how my babies taste

Callin me a lame 

My schlong puts yours to shame 

Got ya girl lookin at you like 

You already came? 

Magnums stay rapped with the lube of Lois Vuitton Don 

Girl all up on me know she rockin Sean John 

Cum at me bro 

No.

 

[sircharles2ol3]

Bottom line, if you're smashing... you're winning.

 

[iYen]

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[504 d1 prospect]

what is going on in here?

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by iYen

Spoiler

What the heck is going on here