Would you pay $50 to smash?


Originally Posted by Oh YoU MaD

Sure I could cross out Middle eastern and Lawyer off my "To Smash" List
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This is the 1st thing I thought....




Originally Posted by laflech44



Her armpits are shaved, but her pubic area is most definitely not


Then I remembered just how those chicks are
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No doubt for $50. Might be able to bargain with her.

Kinda sad how she !+#+ up her career like that. She definitely has issues. I guess she could do bollywood porn now.
 
That link dude posted sucked. How you gon' have pictures and not post them, !+!@ just described them like we're Stevie Wonder or some *$
 
Originally Posted by GhengesK

Originally Posted by georgehimself

Damn, one hour in her office is more expensive than one hour in her orifice.

Getting in her briefs is cheaper than her writing up your legal briefs.
Getting her to represent you in a deposition costs more than getting her in any other position

that's because she always makes sure her client's alibi is tighter than her whispering eye
 
Originally Posted by GRyPR33

Originally Posted by GhengesK

Originally Posted by georgehimself

Damn, one hour in her office is more expensive than one hour in her orifice.

Getting in her briefs is cheaper than her writing up your legal briefs.
Getting her to represent you in a deposition costs more than getting her in any other position

that's because she always makes sure her client's alibi is tighter than her whispering eye

Knowing she's this kind of girl, I would peg her more likely to be passed out at the bar not passing the bar.
 
Originally Posted by GhengesK

Originally Posted by GRyPR33

Originally Posted by GhengesK


Getting in her briefs is cheaper than her writing up your legal briefs.
Getting her to represent you in a deposition costs more than getting her in any other position

that's because she always makes sure her client's alibi is tighter than her whispering eye

Knowing she's this kind of girl, I would peg her more likely to be passed out at the bar not passing the bar.
Oh she passed the bar, but she's still taking the pole
 
Originally Posted by ToLiveandDieinNJ

She prolly was doing it more for the thrill.
Probably one of those people that only cared about school, now shes trying to go wild..
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Originally Posted by wildcatoffense

i'd never pay for sex, I'd rather buy a new rolex

 A $50 Rolex?  So chicks will think you have money and want to have sex with you?  Good plan.
 
Originally Posted by GhengesK

Originally Posted by wildcatoffense

i'd never pay for sex, I'd rather buy a new rolex

 A $50 Rolex?  So chicks will think you have money and want to have sex with you?  Good plan.
its a verse from lil flip calm down lil boi

  
 
Originally Posted by wildcatoffense

Originally Posted by GhengesK

Originally Posted by wildcatoffense

i'd never pay for sex, I'd rather buy a new rolex

 A $50 Rolex?  So chicks will think you have money and want to have sex with you?  Good plan.
its a verse from lil flip calm down lil boi

  
OHHH SNAPPPP, OHHH NOOEEE HEEE DEEEE-INNTTT
 
Originally Posted by wildcatoffense

Originally Posted by GhengesK

Originally Posted by wildcatoffense

i'd never pay for sex, I'd rather buy a new rolex

 A $50 Rolex?  So chicks will think you have money and want to have sex with you?  Good plan.
its a verse from lil flip calm down lil boi

  

Given the context the story, I didn't think those lyrics were relevant.
 
Originally Posted by GhengesK

Originally Posted by wildcatoffense

Originally Posted by GhengesK


 A $50 Rolex?  So chicks will think you have money and want to have sex with you?  Good plan.
its a verse from lil flip calm down lil boi

  

Given the context the story, I didn't think those lyrics were relevant.

people are discussing paying for sex, how is it not relevant? 
  
 
Originally Posted by wildcatoffense

Originally Posted by GhengesK

Originally Posted by wildcatoffense

i'd never pay for sex, I'd rather buy a new rolex

 A $50 Rolex?  So chicks will think you have money and want to have sex with you?  Good plan.
its a verse from lil flip calm down lil boi

  
Very wise words. Do you often quote Lil Flip in your conversations?
 
Originally Posted by thekryptonite

Originally Posted by wildcatoffense

Originally Posted by GhengesK


 A $50 Rolex?  So chicks will think you have money and want to have sex with you?  Good plan.
its a verse from lil flip calm down lil boi

  
Very wise words. Do you often quote Lil Flip in your conversations?

if the content deals with drugs, prosititution, money yes i do
  
 
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