10 Tips for Approaching Single Women

[kojinman]

hahah. t yns

 

[trapmuzik617]

Originally Posted by General Johnson

Originally Posted by Sundizzle

Originally Posted by bjamez20

from Yahoo, some decent advice in there

merry Christmas team YNS


1. Observe nothing. Say whatever you want to say

2. Frown. This shows her you don't approve of her shenanigans

3. Do not hesitate. Whip it out

4. Positive body language. Have a magnum hanging out your front pocket.

5. Not too fast. No one likes a one minute man.

6. Keep eye contact. Stare at them, you can burn calories.

7. Listen up. Only if she is taller than you...otherwise tell her you can't hear her down there and proceed to say whatever you want.

8. Do not fidget. Unless you jerkn

9. Lighten your tone of voice. Or lose weight.

10. Lean away from her. elbows up side to side.

Just spat on my monitor.

 

[gstbmn]

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

Originally Posted by General Johnson

Originally Posted by Sundizzle

Originally Posted by bjamez20

from Yahoo, some decent advice in there

merry Christmas team YNS


1. Observe nothing. Say whatever you want to say

2. Frown. This shows her you don't approve of her shenanigans

3. Do not hesitate. Whip it out

4. Positive body language. Have a magnum hanging out your front pocket.

5. Not too fast. No one likes a one minute man.

6. Keep eye contact. Stare at them, you can burn calories.

7. Listen up. Only if she is taller than you...otherwise tell her you can't hear her down there and proceed to say whatever you want.

8. Do not fidget. Unless you jerkn

9. Lighten your tone of voice. Or lose weight.

10. Lean away from her. elbows up side to side.

Just spat on my monitor.

 

[club29]

this is why i like to go to bookstores and as a woman is browsing through a section of novels i say "are you judging them by their cover? becauseyou're not supposed to do that."

friendly grin and BAM! game over. gets a chuckle almost every time.

thank later

 

[keithsweatsjordans]

Originally Posted by gstbmn

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

Originally Posted by General Johnson

Originally Posted by Sundizzle

Originally Posted by bjamez20

from Yahoo, some decent advice in there

merry Christmas team YNS


1. Observe nothing. Say whatever you want to say

2. Frown. This shows her you don't approve of her shenanigans

3. Do not hesitate. Whip it out

4. Positive body language. Have a magnum hanging out your front pocket.

5. Not too fast. No one likes a one minute man.

6. Keep eye contact. Stare at them, you can burn calories.

7. Listen up. Only if she is taller than you...otherwise tell her you can't hear her down there and proceed to say whatever you want.

8. Do not fidget. Unless you jerkn

9. Lighten your tone of voice. Or lose weight.

10. Lean away from her. elbows up side to side.

Just spat on my monitor.

The visual of that last rule has me dying here

 

[cels the younggod]

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

Originally Posted by General Johnson

Originally Posted by Sundizzle

Originally Posted by bjamez20

from Yahoo, some decent advice in there

merry Christmas team YNS


1. Observe nothing. Say whatever you want to say

2. Frown. This shows her you don't approve of her shenanigans

3. Do not hesitate. Whip it out

4. Positive body language. Have a magnum hanging out your front pocket.

5. Not too fast. No one likes a one minute man.

6. Keep eye contact. Stare at them, you can burn calories.

7. Listen up. Only if she is taller than you...otherwise tell her you can't hear her down there and proceed to say whatever you want.

8. Do not fidget. Unless you jerkn

9. Lighten your tone of voice. Or lose weight.

10. Lean away from her. elbows up side to side.

Just spat on my monitor.

I burst out laughing mad loud...that was really funny

 

[blackcease]

Originally Posted by Sundizzle

Originally Posted by bjamez20

from Yahoo, some decent advice in there

merry Christmas team YNS


1. Observe nothing. Say whatever you want to say

2. Frown. This shows her you don't approve of her shenanigans

3. Do not hesitate. Whip it out

4. Positive body language. Have a magnum hanging out your front pocket.

5. Not too fast. No one likes a one minute man.

6. Keep eye contact. Stare at them, you can burn calories.

7. Listen up. Only if she is taller than you...otherwise tell her you can't hear her down there and proceed to say whatever you want.

8. Do not fidget. Unless you jerkn

9. Lighten your tone of voice. Or lose weight.

10. Lean away from her. elbows up side to side.

ahahahahahahahahahhahahhaha

damn, that !#@! got me in tears

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by Sundizzle

Originally Posted by bjamez20

from Yahoo, some decent advice in there

merry Christmas team YNS


1. Observe nothing. Say whatever you want to say

2. Frown. This shows her you don't approve of her shenanigans

3. Do not hesitate. Whip it out

4. Positive body language. Have a magnum hanging out your front pocket.

5. Not too fast. No one likes a one minute man.

6. Keep eye contact. Stare at them, you can burn calories.

7. Listen up. Only if she is taller than you...otherwise tell her you can't hear her down there and proceed to say whatever you want.

8. Do not fidget. Unless you jerkn

9. Lighten your tone of voice. Or lose weight.

10. Lean away from her. elbows up side to side.

Makes more sense than the one's in OP's post.

 

[black leg]

Originally Posted by Cels The YoungGod

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

Originally Posted by General Johnson

Originally Posted by Sundizzle

Originally Posted by bjamez20

from Yahoo, some decent advice in there

merry Christmas team YNS


1. Observe nothing. Say whatever you want to say

2. Frown. This shows her you don't approve of her shenanigans

3. Do not hesitate. Whip it out

4. Positive body language. Have a magnum hanging out your front pocket.

5. Not too fast. No one likes a one minute man.

6. Keep eye contact. Stare at them, you can burn calories.

7. Listen up. Only if she is taller than you...otherwise tell her you can't hear her down there and proceed to say whatever you want.

8. Do not fidget. Unless you jerkn

9. Lighten your tone of voice. Or lose weight.

10. Lean away from her. elbows up side to side.

Just spat on my monitor.

I burst out laughing mad loud...that was really funny

10 got me

 

[shaze804]

I see what they are doing.

The most important advice is not fear rejection, experiment, and find out what ways work best for your.

And if you dont pull to many off your appearance your mouthpiece better be like that.

 

[sure lock 510]

Originally Posted by Sundizzle

Originally Posted by bjamez20

from Yahoo, some decent advice in there




merry Christmas team YNS






1. Observe nothing. Say whatever you want to say



2. Frown. This shows her you don't approve of her shenanigans



3. Do not hesitate. Whip it out



4. Positive body language. Have a magnum hanging out your front pocket.



5. Not too fast. No one likes a one minute man.



6. Keep eye contact. Stare at them, you can burn calories.



7. Listen up. Only if she is taller than you...otherwise tell her you can't hear her down there and proceed to say whatever you want.



8. Do not fidget. Unless you jerkn



9. Lighten your tone of voice. Or lose weight.



10. Lean away from her. elbows up side to side.

mehh.. OG list..

 

[rsdplaya]

Originally Posted by Club29

this is why i like to go to bookstores and as a woman is browsing through a section of novels i say "are you judging them by their cover? because you're not supposed to do that."

friendly grin and BAM! game over. gets a chuckle almost every time.

thank later

 

[spidermachine916]

at number 10

 

[hiphopstyle]

Originally Posted by Spidermachine916

at number 10

 

[proper english]

stupid list. dude who wrote that watches way too much romantic comedies.

 

[cronicmolemolereturns]

Originally Posted by shaqtus92

Originally Posted by Cels The YoungGod

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

Originally Posted by General Johnson

Originally Posted by Sundizzle

Originally Posted by bjamez20

from Yahoo, some decent advice in there

merry Christmas team YNS


1. Observe nothing. Say whatever you want to say

2. Frown. This shows her you don't approve of her shenanigans

3. Do not hesitate. Whip it out

4. Positive body language. Have a magnum hanging out your front pocket.

5. Not too fast. No one likes a one minute man.

6. Keep eye contact. Stare at them, you can burn calories.

7. Listen up. Only if she is taller than you...otherwise tell her you can't hear her down there and proceed to say whatever you want.

8. Do not fidget. Unless you jerkn

9. Lighten your tone of voice. Or lose weight.

10. Lean away from her. elbows up side to side.

Just spat on my monitor.

I burst out laughing mad loud...that was really funny

10 got me

 

[rudy]

some good advice

 

[ag 47]

Originally Posted by Sundizzle

Originally Posted by bjamez20

from Yahoo, some decent advice in there




merry Christmas team YNS






1. Observe nothing. Say whatever you want to say



2. Frown. This shows her you don't approve of her shenanigans



3. Do not hesitate. Whip it out



4. Positive body language. Have a magnum hanging out your front pocket.



5. Not too fast. No one likes a one minute man.



6. Keep eye contact. Stare at them, you can burn calories.



7. Listen up. Only if she is taller than you...otherwise tell her you can't hear her down there and proceed to say whatever you want.



8. Do not fidget. Unless you jerkn



9. Lighten your tone of voice. Or lose weight.



10. Lean away from her. elbows up side to side.

 

[sundizzle]

 

[fantastic4our]

Originally Posted by Club29

this is why i like to go to bookstores and as a woman is browsing through a section of novels i say "are you judging them by their cover? because you're not supposed to do that."

friendly grin and BAM! game over. gets a chuckle almost every time.

thank later

gold

 

[eight2one]

i play the game however the chips fall

 

[kenji714]

OP is a black dude

 

[nflowshoe]

11.

Can I buy you a fish sandwich!

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Originally Posted by Club29

this is why i like to go to bookstores and as a woman is browsing through a section of novels i say "are you judging them by their cover? because you're not supposed to do that."

friendly grin and BAM! game over. gets a chuckle almost every time.

thank later

I don't know if it's the bookstores I go to, or the times, but whenever I'm there trying to meet some chicks I either see nobody orold people.

 

[buster carmichael]

Not bad advice.
Leaning back though? Word?