1st (strip) club experience- MANY girls on me- how to avoid sensory overload?

[punchline rapper]

So we're going to be doing this after party on Friday to an event (basketball game) I'm playing it. I'm not the club type, but figure I am going to get dragged there plus if we all carpool which only makes the most sense, then I'll be there or just sitting outside like even more of a goober than I admit I am.

Well my homie who is running it all does this "thing" where he'll sit in a chair then have the announcers tell all the females in the club to freak him up and whoever does it best gets some prize, usually that they could just buy for less than the price of their own self respect and dignity. Usually it's like 2 tickets to some lame rapper concert he is also promoting (which again, value of like 20 bucks) and chics go ALL OUT to 1 up each other.

I already know he is going to switch it up and put me on the spot in the chair, because he's been on this kick trying to Steve Nash me all of his STD having, 5 kids at their grandma's house, chics that they mess with at the clubs and concerts/parties and all that.

So serious question, mature topic, no troll, how do I not +@%%*+$ in my pants?

I've seen video of how it goes down, since they buy the bar the "decency" rules as far as nudity, sex in the open, etc. never apply. I know it's gonna happen, Im'ma embarass the %#+@ out of myself like, "NOOOOO!! DOn't touch me there!" in the club in front of however many people. I'll never live that %#+@ down.

Cliffs:
bout to get mad lapdances probably from chics trying to win money
$500 to be exact
I've seen how they act for $40 tickets
Don't want to fire off shots in my pants
I'm shy, too public
Am I winning or losing?

 

[punchline rapper]

So we're going to be doing this after party on Friday to an event (basketball game) I'm playing it. I'm not the club type, but figure I am going to get dragged there plus if we all carpool which only makes the most sense, then I'll be there or just sitting outside like even more of a goober than I admit I am.

Well my homie who is running it all does this "thing" where he'll sit in a chair then have the announcers tell all the females in the club to freak him up and whoever does it best gets some prize, usually that they could just buy for less than the price of their own self respect and dignity. Usually it's like 2 tickets to some lame rapper concert he is also promoting (which again, value of like 20 bucks) and chics go ALL OUT to 1 up each other.

I already know he is going to switch it up and put me on the spot in the chair, because he's been on this kick trying to Steve Nash me all of his STD having, 5 kids at their grandma's house, chics that they mess with at the clubs and concerts/parties and all that.

So serious question, mature topic, no troll, how do I not +@%%*+$ in my pants?

I've seen video of how it goes down, since they buy the bar the "decency" rules as far as nudity, sex in the open, etc. never apply. I know it's gonna happen, Im'ma embarass the %#+@ out of myself like, "NOOOOO!! DOn't touch me there!" in the club in front of however many people. I'll never live that %#+@ down.

Cliffs:
bout to get mad lapdances probably from chics trying to win money
$500 to be exact
I've seen how they act for $40 tickets
Don't want to fire off shots in my pants
I'm shy, too public
Am I winning or losing?

 

[useref15]

oh god.....here we goooooo

 

[useref15]

oh god.....here we goooooo

 

[got shoes]

you already LOST buddy

 

[got shoes]

you already LOST buddy

 

[chino905]

 

[chino905]

 

[shorty doo wop]

im pretty sure theres nothing u can do about that in the short term

 

[chuck67]

get wasted maybe itll help wit teh shyness idk kanyegif

 

[shorty doo wop]

im pretty sure theres nothing u can do about that in the short term

 

[quincy powell]

You sounds like you're gonna look like a trick. So they gonna flock to you. They only flock to those who look like they spend money or they have weak judgement.

If I was you I'd pay for some oral refreshment.

 

[quincy powell]

You sounds like you're gonna look like a trick. So they gonna flock to you. They only flock to those who look like they spend money or they have weak judgement.

If I was you I'd pay for some oral refreshment.

 

[chuck67]

get wasted maybe itll help wit teh shyness idk kanyegif

 

[b town legend]

I don't get it. You think you're bout to cream yourself?

 

[b town legend]

I don't get it. You think you're bout to cream yourself?

 

[damnitzdom]

You're gonna cum like this guy from a lap dance

 

[babyface34]

Just let it go, man. Let it go. It's a strip club. No one came there to see you. Drink up. Have fun. Have (safe) sex. Might regret it. Might not. Might make some noises you'll immediately want to take back. All good guy. 

 

[damnitzdom]

You're gonna cum like this guy from a lap dance

 

[babyface34]

Just let it go, man. Let it go. It's a strip club. No one came there to see you. Drink up. Have fun. Have (safe) sex. Might regret it. Might not. Might make some noises you'll immediately want to take back. All good guy. 

 

[i am toddzo]

rub one out before

 

[punchline rapper]

I'm NOT a trick. I don't even be in clubs or associating with these types of people. They gonna flock regardless because hommie is putting 500 up this time. Like I said, it's usually WAY less and still be getting $!+ naked and trying to do porno things in front of everybody. For $500 I'm going to get gang raped. I might fake an injury in the next few days, then i wont have to play in the game. But still I know they're going to want me to be there because I'm by far the smartest of any of the dudes they talk to and if there's a news interview will have to be the one to do it because I can finish a sentence without saying, "kna'mean" 4 times.

I don't get it. You think you're bout to cream yourself?


i don't know. I'm overweight so a heart attack is a possibility too. I've never been looking at more than 2 ******* at the same time, not counting on a screen obviously. I think Im'ma be sitting there with ******* and %%% all over the place and have the face like Carl Winslow in my avatar.

 

[i am toddzo]

rub one out before

 

[punchline rapper]

I'm NOT a trick. I don't even be in clubs or associating with these types of people. They gonna flock regardless because hommie is putting 500 up this time. Like I said, it's usually WAY less and still be getting $!+ naked and trying to do porno things in front of everybody. For $500 I'm going to get gang raped. I might fake an injury in the next few days, then i wont have to play in the game. But still I know they're going to want me to be there because I'm by far the smartest of any of the dudes they talk to and if there's a news interview will have to be the one to do it because I can finish a sentence without saying, "kna'mean" 4 times.

I don't get it. You think you're bout to cream yourself?


i don't know. I'm overweight so a heart attack is a possibility too. I've never been looking at more than 2 ******* at the same time, not counting on a screen obviously. I think Im'ma be sitting there with ******* and %%% all over the place and have the face like Carl Winslow in my avatar.

 

[capricorn1229]

Originally Posted by Punchline Rapper

So serious question, mature topic, no troll, how do I not +@%%*+$ in my pants?

Wow. I'm so happy I'm not a dude.