2017 NFL off-season thread / We have moved threads, mod please lock!

[Benny Hinn]

PSA: Studies have shown restroom doorknobs are dirtier than the toilet seats.

 

[casper90403]

you know what i really hate?????

When there's 3 stalls in a row, and you have either the far left or right one, and the other two are free until someone comes in to use the toilet and they pick the middle one instead of going to the opposite side one. DRIVES ME CRAZY. Like, thats an unwritten rule, no?

Am i wrong?

 

[Deleted member 37754]

Am I the only one that hates pooping in public bathrooms?

Nope... I'll do everything to avoid. Luckily at work managers have their own.

 

[IATT]

i apologize to YOU.

I thought of you first after i hit post reply and how my words were intended for others.

 

[casper90403]

PSA: Studies have shown restroom doorknobs are dirtier than the toilet seats.

I probably haven't touched a bathroom doorknob or handle in probably 12 years.

Handles and elevator buttons. Not for me

 

[junglejim]

you know what i really hate?????

When there's 3 stalls in a row, and you have either the far left or right one, and the other two are free until someone comes in to use the toilet and they pick the middle one instead of going to the opposite side one. DRIVES ME CRAZY. Like, thats an unwritten rule, no?

Am i wrong?

Depends if one of them is a handicapped stall. I'm deathly scared of pooping in one of those in fear that someone who actually needs that space will have an emergency if im in there.

 

[Deleted member 37754]

 

[stillin729]

Nick Hogan even looks punchable as a youth

 

[Deleted member 37754]

Nick Hogan even looks punchable as a youth

Factually correct.

 

[elpablo21]

Thought that was Brooke

 

[Benny Hinn]

 

[Mr.Guy]

One of my coworkers destroyed a toilet by hovering over the toilet and spraying diarrhea on the toilet seat. I had to drop and deuce that day, but I was lucky enough to leave early that day and go home to take a dump.

 

[IATT]

 

[Chester McFloppy]

One of my coworkers destroyed a toilet by hovering over the toilet and spraying diarrhea on the toilet seat. I had to drop and deuce that day, but I was lucky enough to leave early that day and go home to take a dump.

Gross story, bro.

 

[Mr.Guy]

Of course it's all guaranteed, he's a Trump supporter amd part of the good ol boy network.

 

[Mr.Guy]

Gross story, bro.

The crazy thing is that I wouldn't have known it was him if he didn't tell me about him doing it. Son thought it was funny smh.

 

[macbk]

My office bathroom has the flushable seat covers I feel safe going at work.

 

[suavamente]

Yo just saw all the trade news.... Darby to the Kegels... they favorites now for sure

 

[bigty23]

We've only just begun...

 

[IATT]

jags released albert.. curious to see if he ends up with another team, since he now wants to come back

 

[IATT]

 

[elpablo21]

 

[Deleted member 37754]

jags released albert.. curious to see if he ends up with another team, since he now wants to come back

He only wanted to come back to avoid back paying $4 mill.

 

[IATT]

 

[elpablo21]