Alex Morgan appreciation vol. CALL HER AN AVG WHITE GIRL ONE MORE TIME...

[spidermachine916]

Originally Posted by Caerus

NOT thread worthy. She's a Average Josephina.

Now THIS CHICK:

You're welcome OP.

is this that girl that that one nter thought it was jwowws sister?

cuz this girl def.>than OP's girl

 

[therealmccoy12]

alex's eyes are just straight beautiful

 

[noskey]

She's cute. Which means she's > than an AWG.

Then she's an athlete. Which means she's >> AWG.

And it's soccer, not a fake sport like cheerleading. She's >>> AWG.

 

[omgitswes]

Any more pics? Because I gotta agree she is average at best judging from that one pic.
Seriously wouldn't even go out of my way to approach her

 

[danzinreallife]

Originally Posted by nawlinsjunkie

Originally Posted by kix4kix

Originally Posted by nawlinsjunkie

damn how picky can you get???

damn I didn't even realize what I did there

wasn't trying to make a pun or anything

I didn't even notice until you said.

Those damn NT standards.


OP should take down that first pic, I'm sure there's some more flattering pics of her out there. Actually, I'll supply some...

Step yo pic game up OP

 

[BranchLifestyle]

Soccer thighs...

 

[ghenges]

I'm starting to wonder if the majority of women in cities outside of my city are gremlins. If you go to any random mall on the weekend in my area you see troves of women/girls of this caliber walking around.

 

[diego]

Originally Posted by 0renthalJames

Why she got a vagina on the bottom of her nose though? On a drunken night, a brotha could get confused by all his options.

-The Juice

I fail to see the problem.

 

[fac3 tak30v312]

Originally Posted by Checks McGee





a talented, beautiful chick that doesnt appear to be a complete skeezer

If you knew how some of these girls get down in college you wouldn't be making this statement 

 

[Senoj]

NTers never seem to amaze me.... how is she not average?

 

[whyhellothere]

looks at OP's pic- feels that she is indeed is an average white girl
does google search for more pics- once again feeling that she is an average white girl
conclusion: Alex Morgan is an average white girl.

 

[vietstar]

Pretty+athletic girls are appreciated.

 

[pharelfor3]

i'd holla

 

[iammd]

Really? She's wack, honestly..i've busted joints that look 10x better than her..no sice.

 

[puddinpopp]

lol @ the pics posted. terrible selection for someone trying to appreciate the girl.

 

[daytona 5000]

Originally Posted by Checks McGee

yall can have ur mass and ur boobs, this woman is going to conceive my children...
a talented, beautiful chick that doesnt appear to be a complete skeezer

inb4 "oh the girl down my block looks like alex morgan"

You know her personally?

 

[celticsfan9783]

She's one of the best looking SOCCER PLAYERS

 

[2lipslegit]

She looks like a rodent in he pic OP posted, opossum looking average white girl

 

[ilike turtles]

Hope Solo > any female athlete right now.

 

[dharv]

This chick is below average. I give her a 5.5 or 6.

 

[noblekane]

Originally Posted by iLike Turtles

Hope Solo > any female athlete right now.

so what your saying is a male soccer player>any female athlete right now?

both these %%$+@! are ugly beast...
  

 

[limonyfresh]

average as it gets.

 

[sundoobie]

 

[Bert.]

id love to play soccer wit her

 

[do work son]

I think shes cute. I'd say slightly above average but not by much. The rate at which "average white girl" gets dropped on NT leads me to believe that the average white girl is equivalent to the above average (insert race here) girl of another race.