- 396
- 10
- Joined
- Apr 5, 2002
An English teacher asked aSpanish man named Pepito to use the words she gives him in a sentence. Pepito replies:
1. Cheese
"Maria likes me, but cheese fat."
2. Mushroom
"When all of my family get in the car, there's not mushroom."
3. Shoulder
"My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder."
4. Texas
"My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!"
5. Herpes
"Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes."
6. Rectum
"I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!'
7. Wheelchair
"We only have one burrito left, but don't worry, wheelchair."
8. Harassment
"My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey, harassment nothing to me."
9. Bishop
"My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop."
10. Body wash
"I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids."
11. Green Pink Yellow
"When the phone green, I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow?' "
1. Cheese
"Maria likes me, but cheese fat."
2. Mushroom
"When all of my family get in the car, there's not mushroom."
3. Shoulder
"My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder."
4. Texas
"My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!"
5. Herpes
"Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes."
6. Rectum
"I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!'
7. Wheelchair
"We only have one burrito left, but don't worry, wheelchair."
8. Harassment
"My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey, harassment nothing to me."
9. Bishop
"My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop."
10. Body wash
"I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids."
11. Green Pink Yellow
"When the phone green, I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow?' "
