AN ENGLISH TEACHER ASKED A SPANISH MAN... LMAO

[sillysneaks]

 

[pr1nts]

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

Originally Posted by pr1nts

@ everyone quoting me cause i said "spanish", you people need to calm down.

what do you mean by you people???

to clarify when i said "you people" i only meant the people getting mad. i'm half dominican so i wasn't trying to beracist.

 

[owl troutwig]

These jokes are culturally insensitive!

I got a pain in my chess and I can breef

 

[mycoldyourdone]

Originally Posted by Rafool

SPOILER [+]

youre rafool for that one. budumtish

 

[nicke1z]

I lol'd.

 

[rafool]

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

Originally Posted by Rafool

SPOILER [+]

youre rafool for that one. budumtish

i try

 

[deletedelete]

Originally Posted by pr1nts

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

Originally Posted by pr1nts

@ everyone quoting me cause i said "spanish", you people need to calm down.

what do you mean by you people???

to clarify when i said "you people" i only meant the people getting mad. i'm half dominican so i wasn't trying to be racist.

i'm white. so.

just playing devils advocate.

 

[ooiron manoo]

Fight fire with fire, I knew I heard the "rectum" joke before:

A High School student in Oakland, California, received a homework assignment in his Ebonics Class. All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence. This is what he did:


1. Rectum...I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.

2. Hotel...I gave my girlfriend the crabs, and the hotel everybody.

3. Odyssey..I tol' my bro, you odyssey the jugs on dis %%!.

4. Stain...My mother-in-law axed if I was stain fo dinner again.

5. Seldom...My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I seldom.

6. Penis...I went to a doctor and he gave a cup and said penis.

7. Catacomb...Don King was at the fight the other night. Man, somebody give that catacomb.

8. Foreclose...If I pay alimony this month I'll have no money foreclose.

9. Undermine...There a fine lookin' %%! in the apartment undermine.

10. Disappointment...My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the bighouse.

11. Income...I jus' got in bed wit de %%!, and income my wife.

12. Honor...At the rape trial, the judge axed my bro' who be honor first?

13. Fortify...I axed the %%! how much, and she say fortify.

14. Israel...Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex; I said man, that looks fake; he say, no, Israel.

 

[jwong]

This is actually pretty funny.

 

[nychiphophippo]

both are hilarious

 

[fat boy 915]

I laughed.

 

[superantigen]

Originally Posted by ooIRON MANoo

Fight fire with fire, I knew I heard the "rectum" joke before:

A High School student in Oakland, California, received a homework assignment in his Ebonics Class. All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence. This is what he did:


1. Rectum...I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.

2. Hotel...I gave my girlfriend the crabs, and the hotel everybody.

3. Odyssey..I tol' my bro, you odyssey the jugs on dis %%!.

4. Stain...My mother-in-law axed if I was stain fo dinner again.

5. Seldom...My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I seldom.

6. Penis...I went to a doctor and he gave a cup and said penis.

7. Catacomb...Don King was at the fight the other night. Man, somebody give that catacomb.

8. Foreclose...If I pay alimony this month I'll have no money foreclose.

9. Undermine...There a fine lookin' %%! in the apartment undermine.

10. Disappointment...My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the bighouse.

11. Income...I jus' got in bed wit de %%!, and income my wife.

12. Honor...At the rape trial, the judge axed my bro' who be honor first?

13. Fortify...I axed the %%! how much, and she say fortify.

14. Israel...Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex; I said man, that looks fake; he say, no, Israel.

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UH-OHHHH...

...RACE WAR
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[kicks4kaskets]

 

[mycoldyourdone]

lets get the united nations altogether nowww aha

filipino version::

1. Use ADIEU in a sentence.
If you are ADIEU, the Arabs will kill you.
2. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
(Phone rings)…..Hello? Who SCHOOLING?
3. Use AFFECT in a sentence.
Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring.
4. Use PAUL four times in a sentence.
PAUL, be care PAUL, you might PAUL in the swimming PAUL.
5. Use DELETION in a sentence.
The balat of DELETION is crispy.
6. Use PAMPERS and PAPERS in a sentence.
At the gas station, some people PAMPERS and some PAPERS.
7. Use TENACIOUS in a sentence.
I went to the shoe store to buy a pair of TENACIOUS.
8. Use IRAQ , EGYPT , and IRAN in a sentence.
I threw IRAQ at EGYPT and then IRAN .
10. Use DEFLATE in a sentence.
Can you please wash DEFLATE for me?
11. Use PERSUADING in a sentence.
Jack and Jill got married on Nov. 1, 1997. So on Nov. 1, 1998, they are
going to celebrate their PERSUADING anniversary.
12. Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT, and DETAIL in a sentence.
DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE; first DEFEAT, and then DETAIL.
13. Use DEVASTATION in a sentence.
Every morning I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION.
14. Use FACT 3x in a sentence.
As a matter of FACT, the birds cannot fly without FACT FACT!

 

[jpthe3]

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