Anyone ever caught their parents...

Originally Posted by psykhO

Originally Posted by SwanginOn4z

Originally Posted by razzle dazzle

Heard my bro getting it on with his GF in the other room

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yns?

but back in the game when i was like 9 or 10 i caught my momz dome'n up her ex husband and sad to say i did sit there and kept watching.
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then he start hittin it from the back and i was like
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. then i was like
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. then i went to sleep fappin
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, yeah i was a lil SICK yung dude.
Back from suspension and already postin some more ducktales, huh?


ducktales, what the $#^# would i lie about that for?c'mon dawg hop off a ___ gonadz bro. what you want tagged pics STUPID? eff outta here mayne.
 
i have never caught my parents and never will..

and that goes for other people...unless it's like two girls
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I walked in on my dad straight jerkin one time.....I didn't notice it at first but then when I walked out the room dude was in shock we exchangedglances for half a second and I darted out the room and he threw sheets on himself.....I got to my room and started
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because my moms was in the shower...but still
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And another time I walked in on my bro staright gettin it!

I mean all heard was *CLAP**CLAP**THUMP**CLAP* I just
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and walked out....an hour later he walked out and I was on the computerand put his index and middle finger together and slid 'em under my nose and said "Next time knock" and hopped in the shower.
 
Originally Posted by psykhO

Originally Posted by SwanginOn4z

Originally Posted by razzle dazzle

Heard my bro getting it on with his GF in the other room

frown.gif


yns?

but back in the game when i was like 9 or 10 i caught my momz dome'n up her ex husband and sad to say i did sit there and kept watching.
tired.gif

then he start hittin it from the back and i was like
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. then i was like
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. then i went to sleep fappin
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, yeah i was a lil SICK yung dude.
this really has got to be the most disturbing thing ive heard on nt ever
 
imma say this and im done...

wht the heck i got to lie for? when i tell a story of an event that happend i speak the real whether it was embarrising, stupid, or not imma speak my mind 100%thuth! why would i lie or hide something to make some dude on the net "like" me? thats gay! i shared this info cause its what happend i could haveeasily came in here and lied and said yeah i seen em it was gross i was ashamed. but naw i spoke what really happend, i was slightly aroused, and upon watchingi fapped! i was very yung and idk what i was thinkn at the time. yns applied to me at the time i guess. but to all who say ducktales and lie #$%#! im a mandawg i aint got to lie to YOU! you cant tell none of my potnaz or homeboys what i said so imma let ya know homie. yeah im ashamed of alot of my actions but imnot gone lie about it over the net to cover it up and give myself a false identity.
 
Swangin is a real dude man, you're talking about something that happened when he was like 9 or 10. Why call ducktales? It's not that big of a deal. Ifit happened now, when he's 18, I would be a little more concerned, but that's not the case. Ease off.
 
Originally Posted by BrokeBallah

One night i was looking for something in my moms closet and there were comforters all over the floor of the closet.. i fell asleep in there( i was 11 yrs old ). Next thing you know i wake up, peep through the crack and i see mom and dad 69'in. mom was woppin crazy hard. Scarred me for LIFE. never kissed her, only hugs.
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That night i just prayed to god that they wont catch me in there. i fell back asleep, then creeped out.


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Yea.my moms 29 and my dad 32. This summer it was late at night like 2 am, i went in to my parents room finna get some gas money for this party...
I walk in and i see my mom on top of my dad
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i ended up playin cod4 all night
 
No.........but ladies kids have walked in on us!
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odd for the kids?!? shiiiet...its odd for me too!

its nothing like the eye contact ice cold
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that the kid gives youwhen they catch you in the act...... or if their like around 1 or 2 and they bust in with a whole bunch of jibber jabber questions or wanna show mommysomething!
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....they dont even care that their mom was gettindrilled...they just blah blah blah away!!! and it really is annoying when the kid busts in and thinks that your "hurting" mommy, and starts tocry.....then shorty has to stop and go console them...
 
Originally Posted by TheSouthside

Yea.my moms 29 and my dad 32. This summer it was late at night like 2 am, i went in to my parents room finna get some gas money for this party...
I walk in and i see my mom on top of my dad
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i ended up playin cod4 all night


yo moma prolly fine doe. pics? i'd love to watch....YOURS! minus your father
 
Originally Posted by SwanginOn4z

imma say this and im done...

wht the heck i got to lie for? when i tell a story of an event that happend i speak the real whether it was embarrising, stupid, or not imma speak my mind 100% thuth! why would i lie or hide something to make some dude on the net "like" me? thats gay! i shared this info cause its what happend i could have easily came in here and lied and said yeah i seen em it was gross i was ashamed. but naw i spoke what really happend, i was slightly aroused, and upon watching i fapped! i was very yung and idk what i was thinkn at the time. yns applied to me at the time i guess. but to all who say ducktales and lie #$%#! im a man dawg i aint got to lie to YOU! you cant tell none of my potnaz or homeboys what i said so imma let ya know homie. yeah im ashamed of alot of my actions but im not gone lie about it over the net to cover it up and give myself a false identity.

Alright fam let me make sure I got this correct....

You fapped to your peeps having sex?
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Originally Posted by TheSouthside

Yea.my moms 29 and my dad 32. This summer it was late at night like 2 am, i went in to my parents room finna get some gas money for this party...
I walk in and i see my mom on top of my dad
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i ended up playin cod4 all night
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if your moms is 29, and you asking for gas money she would have had you around 12-13 years old.
 
Originally Posted by Calypso Chanta

Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin

Its all good playa^^^^
the hell it is? This dude was aroused by seeing his moms get the biz....no excuses bruh..

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Nah I was talkin' bout dude catchin' feelings when ol' boy called him a liar
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Originally Posted by GTEK

Originally Posted by SwanginOn4z

imma say this and im done...

wht the heck i got to lie for? when i tell a story of an event that happend i speak the real whether it was embarrising, stupid, or not imma speak my mind 100% thuth! why would i lie or hide something to make some dude on the net "like" me? thats gay! i shared this info cause its what happend i could have easily came in here and lied and said yeah i seen em it was gross i was ashamed. but naw i spoke what really happend, i was slightly aroused, and upon watching i fapped! i was very yung and idk what i was thinkn at the time. yns applied to me at the time i guess. but to all who say ducktales and lie #$%#! im a man dawg i aint got to lie to YOU! you cant tell none of my potnaz or homeboys what i said so imma let ya know homie. yeah im ashamed of alot of my actions but im not gone lie about it over the net to cover it up and give myself a false identity.

Alright fam let me make sure I got this correct....

You fapped to your peeps having sex?
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not while watching. i think actually seeing sex for the first time aroused me honestly, cause after that i would fapp often to porno magz late night. i knwwhat i did was wrong and disgusting and i am ashamed of it but i was only 9 years old mayne idk where my mind was then. and not that i always watched but thatwas around the time my mother got out of prison soo umm go figure. lol
 
yes I walked in on my parents when they were making ME. Yea, that's right. I'm a ghost %@@!$.
 
This thread is pure comedy....keep the stories coming.

I am glad to say I have never caught my parents in the act but looking back on my younger years there were some times where I clearly knew they had just beengetting it in.
 
Originally Posted by SwanginOn4z

Originally Posted by razzle dazzle

Heard my bro getting it on with his GF in the other room

frown.gif


yns?

but back in the game when i was like 9 or 10 i caught my momz dome'n up her ex husband and sad to say i did sit there and kept watching.
tired.gif

then he start hittin it from the back and i was like
eek.gif
. then i was like
sick.gif
. then i went to sleep fappin
devil.gif
, yeah i was a lil SICK yung dude.
That is f-ing disgusting.
 
saw my mom when i was a little kid..i posted up in the doorway and was just looking till they saw me..told me they was 'wrestling'
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i believed it and went back to watching cartoons
 
The day I see my parents have intercourse is the day I gouge my eyes out and live life in the darkness
 
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