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Good day my NT Brethren...
Been away for a while, but the allure brought me back in. Anywho, had a potentially tragic story to share. I'm en route to this chicks house for the first time when I suddenly get the urge to take a piss. Being the lazy person that I am, instead of stopping @ a gas station, I decide to use a water bottle that is conveniently on the backseat. So I'm trying to maneuver my member to hit the bottle opening while I'm driving. For fear of any leakage, I decide to wait til i get to the chicks house to finish what I had started. Tell me why she happened to be checking her mail outside right as I pull up, and I have a bottle in my jeans, with my fly and belt undone.
SMH. Had to act like I didn't see her, drive to the back of her place and ditch the bottle. Catastrophe averted.
Sparknotes Version (in caveman format): Man need piss. Man use bottle. Girl almost catch Man with bottle in pants.
Share your stories my friends.
Been away for a while, but the allure brought me back in. Anywho, had a potentially tragic story to share. I'm en route to this chicks house for the first time when I suddenly get the urge to take a piss. Being the lazy person that I am, instead of stopping @ a gas station, I decide to use a water bottle that is conveniently on the backseat. So I'm trying to maneuver my member to hit the bottle opening while I'm driving. For fear of any leakage, I decide to wait til i get to the chicks house to finish what I had started. Tell me why she happened to be checking her mail outside right as I pull up, and I have a bottle in my jeans, with my fly and belt undone.
Sparknotes Version (in caveman format): Man need piss. Man use bottle. Girl almost catch Man with bottle in pants.
Share your stories my friends.