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LOL sounds like my mario trip, instead it was just mario running around jumping collecting coins, jumping on koopa troopers. It was insane.Originally Posted by eLNiNo4530
I don't mess with too much but I drink and I'll smoke every now and then.
Smoked salvia with my boy one time. Gets passed to me the second time and I go to hit it and I'm literally falling out of my chair...leaning so hard I light my thumb on fire and burn the %#@$ out of it. Hit it like a champ anyway and as I look up the homies Mario and Wario jump off his computer wallpaper and start battling on his desk, getting coins and all that mess. I look down and back up and now they're bordering the tops of his walls in that famous jump pose. I took my high %%* to bed for a half hour I was so shook
Sophomore year of college on St. Patty's Day we start EARLY drinking beer. By the end of the night I'm on to dark liquor and promptly black out. I wake up the next day in my bed, alone, naked. I walk over to my girls apartment and she starts flippin on me talkin about I peed all over her room. Apparently I got up about 15 min after we went to bed and I just started giving her room the golden shower treatment. She said I had my pants down to my knees peeing on her chairs, her nightstand, opened her closet and let it go on her clothes and everything. She kicked me out and I walked home (next door) in my boxers. Beer before liquor...you urinate on everything