springfieldxd
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- Oct 29, 2008
So I'm messing with this chick last night after drinks, bout to smash for the first time, and then i feel that sharp rumble in my lower abdomen.
Damn.
I'm holding it in, feeling like 300 PSI, and decide to excuse myself to the restroom.
Get to the bathroom, it's like the fart disappeared.
As soon as I walk back in the room.
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOGGGGHHGHGHGHGHGHG (stomach making $#@ air)
i didn't want to lose this aquafina flow, so i go in anyway.
the whole time, i'm so focused on not blasting her away, i psych myself out of my nut, and couldn't bust.
i faked a nut, and sent her on her way, and the gas doesn't come back for a good hour.
ain't that a %!*%@?
tell me, NT, ain't that a %!*%@?
Damn.
I'm holding it in, feeling like 300 PSI, and decide to excuse myself to the restroom.
Get to the bathroom, it's like the fart disappeared.
As soon as I walk back in the room.
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOGGGGHHGHGHGHGHGHG (stomach making $#@ air)
i didn't want to lose this aquafina flow, so i go in anyway.
the whole time, i'm so focused on not blasting her away, i psych myself out of my nut, and couldn't bust.
i faked a nut, and sent her on her way, and the gas doesn't come back for a good hour.
ain't that a %!*%@?
tell me, NT, ain't that a %!*%@?