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yo nt post your best one liners. ive seen some good ones on here before and i need a laugh right about now
appreciated
appreciated
Best One Line Jokes
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thesouthside
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no
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what are Mexicans favorite sport
Cross Country
Cross Country
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what is bethoven's favorite fruit?
BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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whats mario and luigi's favourite type of pants?
denim denim denim
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why couldnt ryu go to the arcades???
because he didnt have A TOOOOOOOKKKEEEENNNNNNNN
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knock knock?
who's there?
ice mel lykp
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knock knock?
COME IN!!!!!
BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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whats mario and luigi's favourite type of pants?
denim denim denim
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why couldnt ryu go to the arcades???
because he didnt have A TOOOOOOOKKKEEEENNNNNNNN
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knock knock?
who's there?
ice mel lykp
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knock knock?
COME IN!!!!!
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Person1: "Hey! Take it easy on ____!"
You: "How bout you take it easy on that (Article of Clothing)?!"
You: "How bout you take it easy on that (Article of Clothing)?!"
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what's brown and sticky
a stick
a stick
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swendro
formerly swendro88
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a man walked into a bar and said "ouch."
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A strumpet blows a trumpet. Does she get paid?
NO!
NO!
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why do gorilla's have big nostrils?
because they got big FINGERS!
because they got big FINGERS!
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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Spoiler [+]
She had no arms
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Thread over.
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DEEEEEEEZ NUTZZZZZZ
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Where is the home of the brave?
The Cemetery
The Cemetery
cb94
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Originally Posted by Primavera Vills
well damn.
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Thats just wrong...
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