Best way to invest $1,000?

buy some baggies from the 99cent store then buy something to fill said baggies with. stand on the corner, or in a park. double up.
 
buy some baggies from the 99cent store then buy something to fill said baggies with. stand on the corner, or in a park. double up.
 
1)buy 1,000 flaming hot cheetos for $0.99


2)with the $10.00 leftover buy a boyscout uni


3)pick out a cute sexy boy(no pedo) @ your local grade school

4)make him go door-to-door wearing uni and sell bag of chips @ cost- $1.50-2.00 (preferably $2.00 if your greedy
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*make the kid explain to potential customers that all profits will fund a nature summer camp in efforts to blah blah blah green environment blah blah(put that guap in yo' pocket)
*if the kid ask for his cut, simply kick him in the spine and proceed to step 3 then back to 1-2 & 4.


profit


repeat

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1)buy 1,000 flaming hot cheetos for $0.99


2)with the $10.00 leftover buy a boyscout uni


3)pick out a cute sexy boy(no pedo) @ your local grade school

4)make him go door-to-door wearing uni and sell bag of chips @ cost- $1.50-2.00 (preferably $2.00 if your greedy
pimp.gif
)


*make the kid explain to potential customers that all profits will fund a nature summer camp in efforts to blah blah blah green environment blah blah(put that guap in yo' pocket)
*if the kid ask for his cut, simply kick him in the spine and proceed to step 3 then back to 1-2 & 4.


profit


repeat

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...
..
.


make-it-rain-o.gif


  
 
Buy a lawnmower or squeegee & bucket and start a business.  You'll only invest a couple bucks and get an immediate return on your investment.
 
Buy a lawnmower or squeegee & bucket and start a business.  You'll only invest a couple bucks and get an immediate return on your investment.
 
Originally Posted by boogie bwoy

1)buy 1,000 flaming hot cheetos for $0.99


2)with the $10.00 leftover buy a boyscout uni


3)pick out a cute sexy boy(no pedo) @ your local grade school

4)make him go door-to-door wearing uni and sell bag of chips @ cost- $1.50-2.00 (preferably $2.00 if your greedy
pimp.gif
)


*make the kid explain to potential customers that all profits will fund a nature summer camp in efforts to blah blah blah green environment blah blah(put that guap in yo' pocket)
*if the kid ask for his cut, simply kick him in the spine and proceed to step 3 then back to 1-2 & 4.


profit


repeat

........
......
.....
....
...
..
.


make-it-rain-o.gif


  

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Heartless.
 
Originally Posted by boogie bwoy

1)buy 1,000 flaming hot cheetos for $0.99


2)with the $10.00 leftover buy a boyscout uni


3)pick out a cute sexy boy(no pedo) @ your local grade school

4)make him go door-to-door wearing uni and sell bag of chips @ cost- $1.50-2.00 (preferably $2.00 if your greedy
pimp.gif
)


*make the kid explain to potential customers that all profits will fund a nature summer camp in efforts to blah blah blah green environment blah blah(put that guap in yo' pocket)
*if the kid ask for his cut, simply kick him in the spine and proceed to step 3 then back to 1-2 & 4.


profit


repeat

........
......
.....
....
...
..
.


make-it-rain-o.gif


  

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Heartless.
 
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