Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

[jd214]

How they'd know how many times he fapped though?

 

[iammd]

Originally Posted by Frank Mucus

That boy done squirted his soul out his wiener.

  

 dead

 

[mecks]

LMAO

 

[so nyuh shi dae]

I'm not sure I believe this. What the hell did he die from? 

 

[henz0]

42x tho??

 

[chrisphreezy]

how is that possible to do in one night bruh lol sheesh

 

[airforce1king]

This story SCREAMS fake.

Originally Posted by mondaynightraw


His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

^The hell kinda English is that?

 

[sauuceking]

To all the people asking about how did they know how many times he fapped, it was probably an estimate derived from the number of fresh crumpled tissues they found next to the corpse.

 

[rafool]

 

[johnnyredstorm]

I guess you could say he beat himself to death.

 

[wisepharoah]

More than likely fake but if not I'll spray some babies in his honor tonight when I get home.

 

[rusty shackelford]

Rip to my new idol

Just gave me something to shoot for

 

[kramer]

These replies have me dyin! what did he die of exactly?

 

[ill steelo]

he came 42 times in one night? damn RIP.

 

[hendrix watermelon]

dude prolly stayed up and kept rolling doubles over at 4chan

what a /b/tard.

 

[justforsneaks]

no wonder the Adult Industry came (no pun intended) to a halt right now

 

[360waves]

Ridiculous

 

[riceballer2]

maybe they found 42 pieces of kleenex in his room.

he had so much more life to live. he really blew it.

 

[celticspride34]

I think my record is 4... back to back is easy though... no %!+%...

 

[noskey]

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

I guess you could say he beat himself to death.

lol

 

[sooperhooper]

Sounds sketchy. How do they know it was 42.
To those wondering, I'm sure it was dehydration. Just like if you poop or vomit too much while lost in the woods.

 

[everysingletime]

Fake. 

 

[angryostrich]

@ no point did his wiener squirt out a white flag. 

 

[blackmagnus514]

 

[bigtomgetsgwap]

RIP tho