Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

[tj detweiler]

and the NT made articles have begun, word to the get paid for what you did in high school thread

 

[AEA18]

This will be on 1,000 ways to die

Fapped to death.

 

[oidreez]

I don't believe this +%*%

 

[voidemperor]

Originally Posted by SoVerSoTowel

im sorry lord but i just lol'd literally ......RIP

edit: how do they know how many times he did it?

The 42 tissues on the floor be my guess 

 

[canifly34]

Originally Posted by JayHood23

 

[thegoat121886]

ow do they know he did it 42x if he was dead?

 

[coolgraymemo]

42 times?

 

[witnessmycalm21]

TEH REPLIES! 

 

[stackbundles]

Lol kid must have died from loss of bodily fluids...

 

[mitchellicious]

Originally Posted by INS

Originally Posted by itz rOLLi

Originally Posted by INS

probably by the 42 jizz socks they found.
RIP is this is true

yo i never understood the socks thing...

why would you cum in  your socks?

does anyone really do this?

I only buy the softest socks for a reason.
Its a contained area and you just toss it into your laundry basket

YNS

 

[boogie bwoy]

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

I guess you could say he beat himself to death.

lol

winner winner!

42 times tho..
  

 

[imvictor]

This cant be real life, 42?

 

[Bert.]

this cant be real

 

[DCAllAfrican]

1. How does anyone know how many times he jerked off?

2. Why do you dudes bust in your own socks?

 

[xbiker47]

Originally Posted by do work son

what exactly did he die of?

 

[510hayward]

Originally Posted by thegoat121886

ow do they know he did it 42x if he was dead?

maybe he had a tally going on the side 

 

[blink]

Imagine trying to keep a straight face at his funeral.

 

[zk1mpls]

Can't help but laugh when i saw the title

RIP, though.

 

[i just got lucky]

i'm pretty sure he felt like a jerk afterwards.

 

[kiendienn]

42? the exact number of scenes that Asa has been in?

COINCIDENCE??

 

[definition of dopeness]

Damn he came and he went all @ the same time.

 

[User 37837]

Originally Posted by CoolGrayMemo

42 times?

 

[krazy88s]

"Thou shall not spill thy seed into thy sock and cram it to bottom of the hamper, like it's been there for awhile"

 

[36Hypno]

I am going to call tales of the duck. Dude had to be going for more than 24 hrs to do that. I mean c'mon LOL!!!

 

[blacklion23]

Originally Posted by Definition Of Dopeness

Damn he came and he went all @ the same time.

Originally Posted by i just got lucky

i'm pretty sure he felt like a jerk afterwards.