Certain Celebrities

[Comparison Ford]

What are you talking about, man? You literally know nothing about me, my family, my job or my finances. I literally have said I get my home cleaned by a crew weekly and have my car washed/detailed and home/garden manicured regularly. I shower every day. Brush in the AM and after meals. I get manicures/pedicures as well as haircuts/shape-ups as well regularly as well. Change my sheets at least once a week and definitely after smashing. Do my own laundry. Get my dress shirts dry cleaned after every wear and suits/sports coats/blazers dry cleaned as needed.

But tell me how I’m filthy because I have a crew of maids come weekly and I go to restaurants or order from food delivery services for dinner regularly

In the future moving forward: posting something like this is NEVER going to work out in your favor.

Doesn't matter how correct you are. Just remember that.

 

[moonman818]

My 3bdr Apt gets sweeped, vacuum and mopped everyday before work. Takes like 30 min. zero excuses for a messy home

Ok... now yall pushing it.

 

[Comparison Ford]

My 3bdr Apt gets sweeped, vacuum and mopped everyday before work. Takes like 30 min. zero excuses for a messy home

Yeah this is a little OD too. Spot-cleaning daily and doing a full-on cleaning twice a week seems more than sufficient.

But as long as you don't project that standard on the people in your home I'm gonna respect it.

 

[brendasdeadbaby]

I assume you don't start work in the morning?

I couldn't do all that before work. I usually do most of my cleaning on the weekends. I run the dishwasher 2x/week (paying NYC water bill is not fun). Laundry is done once every other week (Gym clothes are done every Sunday).

Dusting and cleaning windows is done once every other month.

Start at 10 am every day I work. I’m up at 6:30. jump in the bathroom do my thing put the coffee to brew via app while I’m in there so it could be ready when I get out. After that I clean the crib then walk the dog, smoke whatever is left from the night before and head to the train station by 9:15

 

[deusavertat]

Nah, man. Being wealthy doesn't mean ****. All it means is that you have money. Everything else is up for grabs.

Money comes with comfort and not doing strenuous labor that makes you smell.

 

[brendasdeadbaby]

Ok... now yall pushing it.

Na if you have furry little friends you must clean daily. Especially if they shed. If I didn’t have a dog I would still sweep and mop daily but probably only vacuum once a week.

 

[smedroc]

Robert Swift reference is nuts

 

[tr1ll]

Robert Swift reference is nuts

On god I came here to say this!

IN a SuperSonic’s jersey.

 

[frankmatthews]

I'll put out a rhetorical question. Do animals like Dogs and Cats use Soap, Deodorant, Lotion and Body Spray?

What type of beverages do Dogs and Cats drink? What they be cooking up in the kitchen?

The better question is how many of these dudes talking about showering twice a day are letting their cats and/or dogs all on their couch and in the bed?

 

[brendasdeadbaby]

Never. My dog has been trained since a puppy not jump on my bed. Brooklinen sheets ain’t cheap

 

[tr1ll]

Ok with that being said, how many of y’all make new women shower before smashing….or sitting on the couch?

 

[storm2006]

Never. My dog has been trained since a puppy not jump on my bed. Brooklinen sheets ain’t cheap

This is another good one…y’all letting the dog (or cat) sleep in the bed or lay on the couch? My ex used to let the dog (dogs when we got a second) sleep at the end of the bed sometimes (it was a king, they were frenchies and she’s only 5’2” so there was space) which mostly pissed me off because it meant no yambs that night and likely not the next morning I eventually ended up getting a really nice dog bed so those lil ****** would have more of a reason to sleep on there own beds?

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Folks ain't trying to have that PET convo.


"Rich" WWE Wrestler

Such cleanliness.

 

[smedroc]

Ok with that being said, how many of y’all make new women shower before smashing….or sitting on the couch?

You got a white silk couch or some ****??

Nah foreal I don't even get the context here... I'm assuming this is a pre **** situation and she's naked?

But generally speaking if i need to ask her to shower i ain't trying to smash.

 

[smedroc]

This is another good one…y’all letting the dog (or cat) sleep in the bed or lay on the couch? My ex used to let the dog (dogs when we got a second) sleep at the end of the bed sometimes (it was a king, they were frenchies and she’s only 5’2” so there was space) which mostly pissed me off because it meant no yambs that night and likely not the next morning I eventually ended up getting a really nice dog bed so those lil ****** would have more of a reason to sleep on there own beds?

This opens up a whole new can of worms....

I seen numerous OF chicks / web cam girls committing heinous acts while their dog/cat just sat next to them chilling.

That's wild to me.

 

[tr1ll]

You got a white silk couch or some ****??

Nah foreal I don't even get the context here... I'm assuming this is a pre **** situation and she's naked?

But generally speaking if i need to ask her to shower i ain't trying to smash.

Showering before getting in the bed vs in the morning. New yambs. You gonna make her shower first? How how you won’t let a pet on the couch, but let every Tom, **** and Harry sit on the couch? You got some control over the pet.

 

[smedroc]

Showering before getting in the bed vs in the morning. New yambs. You gonna make her shower first? How how you won’t let a pet on the couch, but let every Tom, **** and Harry sit on the couch? You got some control over the pet.

Depends on context man...

If we just been for a 3hr hike then yeah

If she's fresh from the crib and we just chilling having a couple drinks then it's not necessary.

But again.. if i'm inviting someone over i will have already established that they aren't bummy like that.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Yall sit on your beds with your work/outside clothes?

 

[deusavertat]

Pretty sure that WWE "star" isn't "rich".

 

[DCAllAfrican]

$350K

Call it what you want.

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[DB Cooper]

I was seeing this girl way back. First time I went to her house, we were chilling on her bed in her bedroom. All of a sudden, her dog comes out of nowhere and jumps on the bed. MF was trying to get up all over me. I was like man, get this thing off of me.

 

[storm2006]

Folks ain't trying to have that PET convo.


"Rich" WWE Wrestler

Such cleanliness.

Owning a pig that you let in the house is wild enough but letting it in the bed? Nah, famb. That’s a whole different league of crazy.

This opens up a whole new can of worms....

I seen numerous OF chicks / web cam girls committing heinous acts while their dog/cat just sat next to them chilling.

That's wild to me.

Never got it cracking with the dog in the bed. That’s too wild for casual sex or OF/Web Cam.

Yall sit on your beds with your work/outside clothes?

Nope, I am either going to the couch/dining room or changing as soon I get back. I feel there’s no real reason to sit on the bed in work/outside clothes when you get back.

 

[Present]

The way Ive seen coworkers (of all income levels) use common spaces / bathrooms...nothing surprises me anymore.

Seems some of them go out of their way to be extra when they know someone else has to clean up the mess.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

The way Ive seen coworkers (of all income levels) use common spaces / bathrooms...nothing surprises me anymore.

Seems some of them go out of their way to be extra when they know someone else has to clean up the mess.

For example?

 

[smedroc]

Who putting bare cheeks on public toilets??