Certain Celebrities

[jape]

imagine gloating about your hygiene habits

 

[deusavertat]

Being bumish while making money is an underrated luxury.

 

[marco23]

C'mon don't play dumb fam You know damn well rich dudes don't eat Pringles Potato chips, Honey Buns, Pop Tarts. Midway thru elementary school I got taken out of the regular classes and put into the "accelerated" program. Most of these kids parents made twice if not triple what my parents did.

I remember back in 1996 when 2pac had just gotten out of jail and dropped an album, nobody knew what I was talking about. Most of these kids were still bumping Bob Dylan and the Beatles. Hell, some of em were evening bumping tracks from the 1700s like JS Bach and Mozart. Besides that, instead of the typical basketball, football most kids in the accelerated program played tennis, gymnastics, ice skating, and fencing.

But anyways, I remember inviting this kid name Matthews to our crib and he seemed flabbergasted I was able to just reach in the fridge and grab whatever I want, when I wanted. I offered him a Dr Pepper and he reluctantly refused it, apparently his parents didn't let him drink pop...

Dead at the thought of elementary school kids cranking classical music

 

[IATT]

imagine gloating about your lack* of hygiene habits

 

[fluid hips]

Eh making money while sleeping is even better

 

[IATT]

Eh making money while sleeping is even better

What this gotta do with being nasty?

 

[wayniac211]

Being bumish while making money is an underrated luxury.

why i take my hat off to homeless asking for bread

 

[masagipatron]

Kristen Bell with the epic Dutch Ovens in this *****?

 

[deusavertat]

why i take my hat off to homeless asking for bread

Get a job grouch. Steps over them.

 

[masagipatron]

This *** did a whole Pop ballad about farts

 

[IATT]

 

[Raji Lowenthal]

IDGAF how many showers you take, just don't be around me humming. If you stink you stink and the fact that you took a shower earlier is of no consellation.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Being bumish while making money is an underrated luxury.

@ The consistency of justifying IT.

 

[IATT]

 

[Mark Antony]

I rock with her for acknowledging it. It's the ones that never know you should worry about.

 

[finessence]

And she walking BAREFOOT in the poop

 

[isu 42]

And she walking BAREFOOT in the poop

I can't remember if I told the story on here, but I had a neighbor that had a few outdoor cats. They sometimes used my yard to poop in. Don't care for it, but I like cats and it's whatever. What probably bothered me more than that is that my neighbor would walk through my yard to go talk to my other neighbor. Just don't care for people being on my property when they can use the sidewalk. Well one summer afternoon I see him walk by and all of a sudden yell, "what the ****!". I peek out my living room window to see him trying to get the cat poop off his foot.

 

[deusavertat]

Reminds me of when I was in school and had to do a home visit for a community project. This lady had pit bulls and pit bull puppies and there was poop all over her house.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Whenever I see ANYONE walking their dogs outside, I just wonder to myself, "Do they let these dirty paws get into their bed."

I KNOW folks ain't washing their dogs bodies/feet off when they get into the house.

 

[fluid hips]

Yea my folks never kept pets for hygiene reasons.

Picking up dog poop when walking it never appealed to me

 

[deusavertat]

Cats>>>>>>

 

[fluid hips]

 

[deusavertat]

My man saving the whole planet and his bank account 1 shower at a time. Not one drop of water going to waste.

 

[Nouss]

Not one drop of water going to waste.

Fool doesn't even clean his toilet smh.

 

[adobecs4]

Okay.... (slides 4-5)