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I was noticing there's always some odd/ funny / weird/ unbelievable things that happen in the classroom.
Share Some of your experiences:

-One time a kid walked into the class with his sunglasses on. The teacher asked him to take them off and the kid said I can't. The teacher asked him why and the kid said CUZ MY FUTURE IS TOO BRIGHT

-One time I was in class and the teacher asked a question. Some kid raised his hand and when the teacher called on him he started shaking. Out of no where his pants started getting wet then we realized he was having a seizure.

-One time I finished an exam early in math class and got bored waiting for the rest to finish so I pretended my calculator was a phone . Started talking on it and texting 80085 teacher got mad because she thought I was asking girls to show me 80085.
 

Nereyda Vuelve Por Dios

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The goons would make a **** out of loose leaf paper and throw it at the teacher whose names was Lapedis, so his nickname was Lapenis, hence the **** paper mâché.

Terrorized our Spanish teacher. Every time he turned around we made unbearably loud noise, all in unison. So cruel.

Me and a couple kids would turn bookbags inside out and God help you if we found a lock in your bag. You would have to sissor that **** open hahahah.

Had countless stink bombs thrown inside teachers lounges/offices.
 
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Remember I was in high schooland a mouse got into the classroom on top of a cabinet

The girls saw it and went nuts :lol:

In fourth grade there was this kid named John
Always got into trouble so his mother had him taking pills in the middle of the classroom . He also use to have his desk facing a wall Might have been riddling (however you spell it) but he was just start tripping out .
Eyes rolling to the back of his head

Swaying his head side to side

Thing is when it would go down, it was like I was the only one who saw it. That or no one would say anything and ignore if.
 
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The goons would make a **** out of loose leaf paper and throw it at the teacher whose names was Lapedis, so his nickname was Lapenis, hence the **** paper mâché.

Terrorized our Spanish teacher. Every time he turned around we made unbearably loud noise, all in unison. So cruel.

Me and a couple kids would turn bookbags inside out and God help you if we found a lock in your bag. You would have to sissor that **** open hahahah.

Had countless stink bombs thrown inside teachers lounges/offices.
-We had this OLD spanish teacher, everytime he turned around my boy would throw skittles or m&ms across the room against the wall, of course everytime the teacher heard it he'd stop and walk over and see what was going on. my boy did it periodically too, so it slowly drove him insane.

-Same guy had this cologne called "old musk" or something like that, anyway...it stunk. So my other boy would get 5 kleenex and drench them in it. Then during lunch(when rooms were empty) he would put them in corners/cabinets in the classroom wed have class next.......SPANISH

- Our spanish class was on the 2nd floor, above an empty room. when the teacher turned around we'd all(entire class) would start taping our feet in unison to get the ground trembling, essentially making all the furniture in our class move, and everytime he turned around we stopped

-everytime he turned around we'd have an epic paper fight too

:lol:
we were so bad our freshman year to this man that he didn't bother showing up the last day of school, just left
 

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I always sat behind girls (hot skanky) ones because they would 'always' reveal da thong.  SISCO's let me see dat thong song was also a hit too.

These ones were dumb and always asked about homework and help.  I bet they would purposely show it.  Funny thing, I would purposely make eraser shavings and blow it the shavings into their pants. It made class fun, but it was bad cuz at that age, we were battling 'wet dreams'.
 

bravelude

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I was noticing there's always some odd/ funny / weird/ unbelievable things that happen in the classroom.
Share Some of your experiences:

-One time a kid walked into the class with his sunglasses on. The teacher asked him to take them off and the kid said I can't. The teacher asked him why and the kid said CUZ MY FUTURE IS TOO BRIGHT

-One time I was in class and the teacher asked a question. Some kid raised his hand and when the teacher called on him he started shaking. Out of no where his pants started getting wet then we realized he was having a seizure.

-One time I finished an exam early in math class and got bored waiting for the rest to finish so I pretended my calculator was a phone . Started talking on it and texting 80085 teacher got mad because she thought I was asking girls to show me 80085.
what happened at the seizure thing? hope these aren't duck tales.
 
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My story is the class turning loose on my Spanish teacher in my sophmore year:

Mr Richie was a passionate and exceptionally nice teacher. He was just too nice. We started out like any normal class, actively listening and all. Then my friend threw a balled up piece of paper and we noticed he ignored. I think all the bad kids smelled blood after that. From that day forward we done a laundry list of things:
Paper ball wars.
Rolled smoke-bombs like swat when he tried to let us in.
Stink bomb broke in the door so no one would go in.
Get everyone to turn over desks at the end of class, all of them.
Shatter old Red Vines everywhere that he gave out as a rewards.
Throw pop rocks at him.
Sneak in crews to disrespect him.
Put glue over the lock and put a nickel over it if we ever went out of class as a whole.
My boy Deshaun gave him a lap-dance for some reason.
My boy Louie through rocks at him from time to time.
Mess with the circuit breaker than glue it shut
Etc.

We even true to find his car to put sugar on the tank.

I kinda regret participating in all of that, but I can't deny that I had a good time. Hope he is doing well today and I'm pretty sure the soft kids these days won't punk him like that.
 
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i walk into class 10 minutes late, gets a rant from the professor

white girl walks in 10 minutes later than me with starbucks in hand, professor doesnt say a thing 
 

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-Dude in my class raises his hand to go to the bathroom, says it's an emergency. Teacher refuses to let him go.. 5 minutes later we turn around to this dude crying after he peed all over himself and literally had a puddle under his feet.

-Crazy dude in my honors english class in middle school.. Another guy roast him when the teacher is outside the classroom and he flips, chasing dude around the room for like 3 minutes


-Firewall went down for a week in my middle school because a few students managed to gain admin rights over the local cpu network. Nothing but flash games played that entire week with no damns given. Plausible deniability


-Fight in the cafeteria in high school. Chick clocks dude with a lunch tray, he goes 0-100 and has to be restrained by teachers before he KO's her... Dude manages to pull some Ninja Turtle **** and slide between like 3 teachers legs, hops up, and clocks the daylight outta chick. First time I've witnessed a dude close fist knock a chick out in my life. Fate would not allow her to duck that fade


- Math teacher in middle school had the fattest ***. Every time she left we'd talk about how much we wanted to smash.. We were all 13 or 14 at the time in Honors Algebra so it was a weird mix of black and white students yet the consensus was unanimous. We all wanted to wax dat MILF booty.

- Chick in my graduating class in HS was caught smashing a teacher. Everyone knew before the news broke weeks later.

-Freshmen year there were so many fights you didn't even have to run to them, chances are they would happen right in front of you spontaneously. Funny enough, they would all mostly before the first period in the morning. Almost walked dead into the middle of one half-sleep one morning, they was bout it


- In my HS spanish class no one gave a damn about learning spanish so we all cheated. Teacher knew lowkey. Wasn't slick with it at all. This was like as smart phones were emerging, so we had the first mobile translator apps that teachers were just starting to learn about.

- Chick in my 7th grade class left to go to the bathroom to see this dude that motioned to her through the little door window.. Came back lamblasted with juice stains on her shirt. This became a trend, chicks in my middle school were giving up dat dang early.
 
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Middle school:
- Friend used a proxy thing and watched porn on the computer classroom. Substitute saw and told us to stand around the screen in case another staff/faculty walked in. Kid was playing some freaky Russian porn (crapping on each other). :x

High school:
- We had geometry (?) with a teacher that really didn't teach anything. He would just give us worksheets and sit at his desk. The student store stored their shirts and sweaters in his class. One of the guys that I knew would grab the shirts/sweaters and give them out to the people in class. Guy was never caught.
- Guys using their fingers with girls during movie days. You could hear soft moans during the quiet scenes in the movies.
- We would always have this older substitute. We would quietly say "meow" at random times during class. Students from across the room would alternate and she would freak out.

This happened as an undergrad:
- We had a midterm. Class was about 150-200 students in a medium sized lecture hall. Before starting class, Professor was cracking jokes at the front of the class. Kid raises his hand and tells him to "Shut the f up and pass out the exam." Professor stood there stunned.
 
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Min middle school 7th grade,
I was in my social studies class room with some friends. So we over talking **** about each other . One homie challenged the other to chest box him,so they go to the restroom to settle their problems.

They come back one dude looked untouched and has a grin on his face

Other dude follows up behind him all red and holding his forarms (think he was bleeding a lil bit too) .and when he sat down and I saw his arms had knots all over them like he went toe to toe with doomsday .


First week of college

I'm in class in the second row ,behind me its two more rows and the professor is giving a lecture when he's Interupted.
Everybody in front of me turns around to see a guy stand up face red hands shaking ,huffing and breathing heavy pissed with a Tyson drawing in his face slowly walking out the class room .
Turns out the guy sitting in front of him drew in his face while he was sleeping :lol:

So class goes on then we move down to the shop. Get to the shop

And another classmate goes and find the biggest wrench in the shop and walks up to they dude that drew in the others face and calls him an a****** .


Another one .

There was this guy who was in my shop class that would pop pills in the middle of the day and would leave in the middle of class

Well just about everytime he would stay the whole period he'd turn into a zombie in shop class. Talking about eyes rolled to the back of his head unresponsive foaming at the mouth ,

Then the last time we saw him do it it was crazy. End of class comes and we have to clean up , everyone has a broom in their hands and sweeping and such.
My homie points dude out and I look to see him standing there wobbling broom in hand drilling with his mout open :smh:

Nobody said anything either they just kept cleaning around him :lol: :smh:

Hope dude is alright.
 
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Dudes used to work up boners (being 13-14 this meant it took 0.3 secs) and lean back in the chair to make **** more prominent. Then of course you would call out to the nearest girl all polite and innocent and ask for a pencil sharpener.
 
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Played 2 girls 1 cup for my teacher during study hall.
Used proxys to play super smash bros whenever I had access to a computer.
Used to turn up the heat in a class to like 90 degrees to make this old teacher sweat profusely.
Goto the bathroom and not come back for 30 mins sometimes, I used to go for the attendance then dip and come back just in time to leave.
My boys brother told me he smoked an L in a class and he was about that life so I never doubted.
I had a study hall last period so me and my boy who lived down the st from me would tell the teacher we were going to get help from another teacher and we would just leave, prolly did this more then a 100 times.
 
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I used to sit opposite this white girl in French class. We would be heads down in the books and sometimes out of no where she would start playing footsie. So i would shuffle my chair all the way in and scoot my hips forward so she could work my junk with her toes. **** was fantastic :smh: :smokin

Same French class, two of my boys used to sit on the back table in the far corner. I look across the room to see whats up and one dude is just chiliing with his hand jammed down his trousers just beating it nice and slow with the 8) face on. Dude next to him looks absolutely horrified :rofl:
 
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My freshman year of high school we had this teacher, we'll just call him Mr. Mac. The whole freshman class of students used to terrorize that man. From paper balls thrown at his back, spit balls, random screaming while he was teaching, dudes dropping books on the floor, random song singing, dudes would curse him out under their breath but just loud enough for him to hear. He'd scream at us and so on but his voice would start cracking then dudes would crack on him saying he ain't go through puberty. At one point he got so upset he cried a little and we had to have an intervention with several teachers involved.

They used to put that man through absolute hell :smh: he actually wasn't a bad dude but he was soft and dudes just knew they had a target. Ish turned his heart cold and made him into a drill sergeant with all his other classes after us, they were shook of him :lol:
 
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Let's see

- freshman year in HS two kids from my home room class( Asian guy and a Hispanic girl) were caught smashing in the basement girls bathroom. The basement bathrooms were some of the least used bathrooms strangely. If you ever wanted to take a dook in peace, you'd have to go to the basement. Anyway they were expelled( which sucks because this was a really good school) l. Rumors got spread around.

- after the Eagles super bowl loss, my freshman home room teacher came in and passed out at her desk. We checked. She wasn't dead or anything. So we just kept it moving

-I'm a writer, so when I was a kid I liked to write stories involving characters I liked( fan fiction if you will). So I remember around 3 grade time I decided to write a power rangers story. And I mean I poured and poured tons of effort into this and ended up writing like 20 pages of story and dialogue. I asked my mom to print it and I put it into a big white binder in my room. Anyway flash forward a little later, I notice my 3rd grade teacher announce to the class that somebody wrote a pretty neat story and she wanted to read it. She then ships out the white binder and proceeds to read my power rangers story and I was just

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One thing I had done was put my name and this girl I liked name as two of the characters and they were love interests. It wasn't weird fan fiction with sex or anything but man that was the worst. And apparently 8 year olds besides myself weren't a fan of power rangers or kiddie things. Turns out my mom gave it to my teacher :smh:

- My first year going to a new middle school(7th grade) and for gym class we had to go swimming. I knew they had a pool but the thought never crossed my head. I remember us boys having our jaws hit the floor when we saw the girls in our class. It was like we all fantasized and imagined what they would look like but then we actually saw them( granted the were in bathing suits but that was enough). it was the most awkward time ever. Boners were had that day
 
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Man what :lol:

This kid almost fought our PRINCIPAL because he got sent to in-school-suspension

These two dudes who coincidentally slacked off and were bad kids got in a fight in class one time...over having to share a textbook :lol: they knocked over all the desks and all that

The usual finger popping girls in computer class/movie days

Skip parties anyone? i remember we were a group of 7-8 boys and girls, we left school after lunch, security came running after us through this neighborhood, I tried to run up a snowy hill and got stuck :lol: luckily they were a bit far so I just walked it off

Caught this dude getting bopped by this white girl in the back of the school bus...SEVERAL times, everyone just knew eventually, and it'd happen everyday

We were some bad kids on the school bus...jumping over seats on speed bumps, walking up and down the bus...this one time this big girl was in the middle aisle and the driver slammed the brakes and this *** did a swanton bomb towards the front of the bus :rofl:

A student two-pieced a bus driver and got expelled

Those occasional girls that you could convince to get off at your stop to kick it at your crib after school :smokin
 
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Mister Meaner

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In elementary school, a fight broke out between these two kids in my class. It ended after one got through head first into a wall with the back end of a screw exposed. Ripped his **** right open. And this was Religion class.

Also in elementary school, we had a closet in our homeroom and the boys used to touch the girls in there.

In both elementary and middle school, a couple girls got caught giving head on school grounds :smh:.
 
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