Crazy dreams Vol. Getting chased by masta

[nawghtyhare]

I remember i was 14 and i was anticipating havin sex with this girl so i went to sleep early(i was about to loose my virginity. Well im dreamin that im havinsex with the female. And its one of those dreams where it feels hella real so real u dont even know u dreamin. Well anyway all i know is i feeling thesensation of havin sex(even though i aint have it yet) and im about to bust. Next thing i know pissssssss shot a stream of piss over my head on my wall no lie.i had to rush to the bathroom

 

[an dee 51o]

Originally Posted by AJChick23

Does anybody ever realize they're in a dream? I use to do this all the time (it sounds crazy but it's seriously so much fun). I use to be able to do this all the time and then for a long time I couldn't and now I'm starting to do it more often.

That happened last week. I was dreaming and I saw "my house" and I realized it wasn't my house, so I somehow concluded that it was adream. Then I thought of this dude that I had problems with and I was like... man I'm gonna knock this #!*#$ out. So I stomped dude out and woke up and hada real nice day.

 

[ithirdworld]

I was sick the night before roight ...as in my stomach was making F350 dually engine type noises

so I didn't think nothing of it

but when I went to sleep , I dreamt i was a porn star

right ?





right ?



































no

I was jasmyne burne

and was in the middle of a scene

I quickly realized what the set-up was and wasn't about to get my stuff murdered, so I try to squeeze my butt tight and run to heterosexuality

and somehow my actual real body squeezes too..


..and I woke up and was like

and ran to the bathroom


RIP my pyjamas

 

[Thats My Word]

i had a weird dream the other night....there was like at least 30 people i know/knew in my life was in the dream...what was weird was like half the people, idont even think of or havent talked to in a LONG time...mad random..

 

[BaltimoreLove]

Originally Posted by nawghtyhare

I remember i was 14 and i was anticipating havin sex with this girl so i went to sleep early(i was about to loose my virginity. Well im dreamin that im havin sex with the female. And its one of those dreams where it feels hella real so real u dont even know u dreamin. Well anyway all i know is i feeling the sensation of havin sex(even though i aint have it yet) and im about to bust. Next thing i know pissssssss shot a stream of piss over my head on my wall no lie. i had to rush to the bathroom

bro.. that wasnt piss... you came...

 

[nawghtyhare]

Originally Posted by PeterJamesThe3rd

Originally Posted by nawghtyhare

I remember i was 14 and i was anticipating havin sex with this girl so i went to sleep early(i was about to loose my virginity. Well im dreamin that im havin sex with the female. And its one of those dreams where it feels hella real so real u dont even know u dreamin. Well anyway all i know is i feeling the sensation of havin sex(even though i aint have it yet) and im about to bust. Next thing i know pissssssss shot a stream of piss over my head on my wall no lie. i had to rush to the bathroom

bro.. that wasnt piss... you came...

Naw it was piss trust me

 

[BaltimoreLove]

Originally Posted by iThirdWorld


I was sick the night before roight ...as in my stomach was making F350 dually engine type noises

so I didn't think nothing of it

but when I went to sleep , I dreamt i was a porn star

right ?





right ?



































no

I was jasmyne burne

and was in the middle of a scene

I quickly realized what the set-up was and wasn't about to get my stuff murdered, so I try to squeeze my butt tight and run to heterosexuality

and somehow my actual real body squeezes too..


..and I woke up and was like

and ran to the bathroom


RIP my pyjamas

thats pretty weird son...