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Fart related story...
So me and two of my boys at Rock the Bells in the Bay a few months back. We get done with day one and hungry as hell. We roll up to the McDonalds and grab hella food. Talking about 15 bucks on the dollar menu type grub per person. That night, we feel something brewing in us. All night was rip after rip. One of the boys likes to rip every chance he gets, in front of females and everything. So the next morning we stop by 7-11 to get some mixers. He starts ripping something vicious in the car. If your nose was congested, one wiff of this would clear you up for a whole year. We start driving out of the lot when he slams on the breaks with the quickness, almost spilling my strawberry nesquik. He goes "Man, that didn't feel right. I gotta check it out." We start making fun of him saying he probably got a little prize with that rip. He parks the car, gets out, and starts walking into 7-11 again. I look up, and dude has a sqid mark in the back of his shorts!!! My other boy and i are dying of laughter. He goes into 5 different stores in the shopping lot, none of which let him use the bathroom. All day that was all we were talking about. Now, he doesn't rip as much, and when he does, he goes to the bathroom to do it. Just in case.
Ya'll rip all you want, but do it with caution haha
this thread is delivering, repped.
My butthole was unleashed...........
My butthole was unleashed...........
My butthole was unleashed...........
My butthole was unleashed...........
Something tells me it wasn't the 1st time
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