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[kingkoopa]

Bumped for lolz

 

[jwh87]

I'm 6'3, 222lbs with a really low heart rate. Running is not a problem for me. I like to do a lil bit of everything when I play. I can probably score 8-9 points grab 5-6 boards, and dish for like 3 assists off the bench. Major props to everyone for accessing their NBA skills, I know it can be hard to be completely honest when critiquing yourself lol.

 

[jumpmantwenty3]

Scalabrine would shut everyone down

 

[jumpmanfromdabay]

I'm a great shooter. So leave me open once or twice. It's going in

 

[after the dance]

If I was back in my prime, I think I would put up 8-12, maybe 4 assists, and a few rebounds.

the ****??

 

[nychiphophippo]

If I were on the Miami Heat I'd hit one or two of the open shots lebron and wade got me, so anywhere from 2 to 6. Realistically whoever is defending one of us would give us so much space helping on them cuz we can't do **** compared to NBA players.

If the offense is being ran through me, 0 with 29 turnovers and 0 assists. I'd purposely foul out before I started crying in front of thousands of people.

 

[kvsm23vs24]

I'm 6'3, 222lbs with a really low heart rate. Running is not a problem for me. I like to do a lil bit of everything when I play. I can probably score 8-9 points grab 5-6 boards, and dish for like 3 assists off the bench. Major props to everyone for accessing their NBA skills, I know it can be hard to be completely honest when critiquing yourself lol.

NBA pro bench hardly have these type of players and you are goin to do do this??

 

[Peep Game]

As a shooting guard???? Well I'm 5'8", so I'd just comment massive amounts of fouls

and probably score a maximun of 2 points. I'd be labelled as "scrappy" like Luke

Walton & Sasha Vujacic, meaning I'd have the bare minimum skill to stay on/make the

team, and only score cause no ones paying attention to me.

oh god barely remember writing this. ****, and I wrote "comment" instead of "commit"

 

[acbboyz84]

35 pts. Im good at drawing fouls. I'd be at the line about 15 times

Just need a big with good lateral speed to set some good screen for me

 

[jumpmanfromdabay]

LOL

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

15 ppg

 

[chrispcb15]

I'm about 5'10...I would say im pretty good...i hustle, good shooter, good rebounder, only thing is im not that good at driving to my left, i think that would definately be a problem..but overall ill say if they actually gave me 30 mins per game..i would average maybe 10ppg

 

[yeeupp]

Havent balled like i use to, 5'8. but i could make two 3's in 48 mins.

 

[luckyp824]

I'm not even conditioned enough to play backup minutes at the NBA level honestly.

20 minutes and I'd be dead and lagging behind everyone.

It'd be like those cartoons where the last guy keeps reaching the place soon as everyone else is already leaving. I'd probably give up at some point and just camp out at the basket. They'd be playing 4vs5 on defense since I'm just cherrypicking. 

So yeah, I'd probably lead the league in scoring 35ppg on 48 mpg.

 

[00david00]

read every page again

 

[jordan23dotcom]

Lol at anybody who doesn't say 0. You get shut down at the YMCA, what makes you think you'd do anything at the top level of basketball? Ole uncle Rico *** dudes



Correct answers include but are not limited to:


0
Zero
Cero
None
Zip
Nothing

 

[michael415]

bruh im a little taller than muggsy's height. In todays NBA, i would constantly attack the rim and create contact.

Now i would say im 80 - 90 percent from the line. Plus counting some occasional and 1's, and playing limited minutes...

I would say i would average around 8.9 PPG. Real Talk.

 

[geoff2005]

maybe 1 lucky basket if i was left wide open multiple times. you guys never watched white mamba challenge?

 

[tlrdx91]

If I am able to get around a ton of screen and the opposing team doesn't switch then I might pull of 2-4 pts.

 

[jordan23dotcom]

Lets put this into perspective, we have D1 stars, all Americans, #1 draft picks that DO NOTHING in the NBA, get benched, and go to the D League. These dudes have dominated everything they've even been in, go to the NBA and get embaressed.

What basketball achievements do you have under your belt??

If a normal person ever even got to touch the ball you wouldn't even be able to dribble forward or get a shot off without it getting trashed.


With this said, delusional people will stay delusion and water is wet

 

[do work son]

I'm hitting at least one open three. No nba player is going to play denial defense on me, I'm probably gonna be the guy who's defender just plays center field until he finds out I can shoot. Then I'm not scoring at all

 

[Trillmatic90]

No one in here, including myself, is scoring anything in an nba game unless the defense absolutely wants us to score and that's not happening. I know you think once you get the ball you'll have space to dribble like you do at your rec centre, but nba players are not having that. As soon as you get the ball:



My stats:

0 points
0 rebounds
0 assists
4 turnovers
Benched after 2 minutes

 

[smoothop1432]

Perfect execution!!

 

[nicelikechrist]

If I could just play SG and put in like 35-40 minutes and only be hit for spot up shots I could probably bang out 6-10 points. Best believe its going up the second I touch it and I'll probably have 30 shot attempts by the end of it

 

[young thundercat]

I'm about 5'10...I would say im pretty good...i hustle, good shooter, good rebounder, only thing is im not that good at driving to my left, i think that would definately be a problem..but overall ill say if they actually gave me 30 mins per game..i would average maybe 10ppg

So let me get this straight your 5'10 and can't go left but you will get 10ppg?


This thread shows how outta touch regular people are when it comes basketball. Y'all don't realize how big D1 players are and how great of shape they are in. Like almost everybody that touches the floor in the NBA is over 6'1 and 200 lbs...and are the greatest athletes in the world. The game will be wayyyyyyyyy to physical and fast for you to get a shot off. Some have a real NBA game confused for open gym.