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[Ube]

I got lots of stories of crazy **** I have done but I'll leave just one for now.

I used to go to school in 4X tees knowing I couldn't even fit them.

 

[hebgbz]

I barely did anything but I did draw a penis on the teachers desk using lighter fluid and I lit it 

 

 

[sneakerocity]

Sometimes, when the teacher asked for attendance I didn't say "here". I said "present."

 

[wayniac211]

Let's just say I never made it to prom or graduation. That bandit life back then

 

[zapatohead408]

I can't think of anything right now.

Freshman I was grabbing ******* in class.

I was a truant senior year because of a few absences and a couple tardies. Was forced to go to the school district for some meeting with the DA and cops and other students "alike."

They were recommending boot camps and rehab programs etc. I stood up and told the DA how he was an idiot and rambled on about some stuff. My parents were super embarrassed.

I was a loser in high school.

Senior prank we put a bunch of crickets in the upstairs buildings with the lockers, also put chickens, and rats in there.

 

[han sole oh]

My girl in high school would spit on the mic pretty much on a daily basis for about 3 years wherever we had privacy.  Almost got caught a few times.

Filmed it once, and one of the homies took the camera to see what was on it.  I don't think he found anything.

That's about it.  Was a good boy for the most part.

 

[lord disick]

had this one aiight looking biology teacher...white lady with one of those unexpected booties...(she also happened to be my bball coaches wife)..she bent over to grab some papers and i got up and  slid behind her and a desk to "get to the trash can"...that rub was epic b... just hit her with a "sorry excuse me" and she just said.."oh! i'm sorry..." like she was in my way or something

i have crazier stories but that one was a personal win #championship

 

[AEA18]

Was at a party and the cops were called.

I don't drink but I heard cops would still give you an MIP for just being at the party, so I was looking for the basement door so I could hide down there.

Couldn't find the door so I went out to the balcony and jumped off. It was so dark that I couldn't see the ground or how high up I was.

As soon as my feet hit the ground they slipped from under me and I busted my ***. Glasses fell off and I'm on my back, I look up and see the cops flash lights.

I grabbed my glasses and ran to the other side of the house and onto the side walk. Threw on my hood and started walking away from the house.

Cop car passes me and then I see this guy I knew from school, he let me in his house and I chilled there until the cops left.

I later found out why the grass was wet near the balcony

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Dudes were pissing off of the balcony.

Gym class I pushed this kid across the gym floor in a chair and scratched up the gym floor pretty bad.

Gym teacher was heated. I got 7 days ISS but didn't have to pay for the damage to the floor because they were going to replace the entire gym floor anyway.


Can't really think of anything else that I did that was crazy.

 

[bendover]

I had Ditching parties at my house all the time
- One time me and 2 guy friends showed up in the morning and 5 girls were trying to party. On the way out of school we saw another 2 that wanted to roll. We all rolled in 1 little ford focus. 2 chicks in the trunk, 2 in the shot gun, 3 in the back lapping it.
-Another party for senior ditch day. Had about 50 people in a small 1 room apartment. A few girls got butt nay ked, some dude was so wasted he drank P, some dude and 2 chicks were showering, body shots, 3 way kisses.
Crazy thing is we heard police sirens and everybody booked it but Apperantly the guy across the street had a heart attack and it was just the ambulance lol
- I could go on and on

 

[93tilinfinity]

I was pretty crazy back then

-Had a $50 bet that my HS was gonna beat some other HS in football. Their WR was absolutely torching us (had like 2 TDs, 100 Yds at halftime). When he was coming out of the locker room I cut the **** out of his arm with a box cutter and ran. We ended up winning, but that scumbag didn't pay me.

-We had a kid in a wheelchair who had the same talking thing as Stephen Halking, I pushed him down a flight of 6 stairs and he went flying. Around the same time "Take Off" By Yung LA was all I was listening to...I just sang that and laughed the rest of the day at how he took off.

-I used to have a team of about 5 people I used to hang out with. The dumb one in the group was about to get caught bringing weed onto school property, they had his car boxed in at his parking spot. For some reason they didn't immediately search his car, I think he needed a locksmith or a warrant or something. I hopped in his car really quick while security was in the car behind him. Luckily we were in a Yukon, I took the wheel and plowed right into their car (I think it was an AVEO or some other tiny piece of ****). Their car flipped on it's side and I got the **** out of there and tossed the work in a nearby ravine. They couldn't prove anything so all my friend had to pay was the deductible for insurance. He had two pounds of ****** and a scale, so it was a small price to pay to avoid getting caught.

-Put ipecac in the spaghetti, I don't think it worked though.

-Had a side hustle keying cars, $100 a piece usually
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Not proud of any of this obviously, I was lucky I didn't get expelled.

WOW 

Threw a desk at my teacher...

Got a hand job and busted all over the chess board in the park...

smacked a book out a teachers hand then told them we weren't learning that day...

pretended to be an EMT to leave class during an emergency drill..

bought mad mice and released them in school....

jumped out a window..

threatened to beat up my principal after she lied to my mom and father about me..

 

[cs02132]

playing craps in the school stairwell

**** we played in class soon as the teacher face the chalk board.

I set the bathroom on fire in 4th grade, me and 2 of my homies was smoking on them pencil shavings lmao and threw it in the trash can

I did a bunch of stuff, nothing too crazy though.. I smoked a strawberry phillie with my boy once, a couple black and milds :x... skipped a lot, left the school...I had this cool *** sub, Mr Smiley, who would tell me about his trips to the jungle. now i know he was down there doing ayhuasca ... i showed him my bag of bud in the middle of class once...

half of our parking lot belonged to this apartment complex across the street. I used to always leave mad trash underneath my car.. one day i came out and there was a note that said "keep leaving trash and ill slash your ******* tires" i was like and never did it again ..

i didnt do much crazy stuff that i can think of right now. Most involved skipping and


ummm....



one time i stole a teachers calculator. few years later i told my boy and he was so shocked it was me . she was going around every class asking for it and ****


when i tried to sell bud, i remember one day i had an eighth, like 3 20 bags, and like 5 dimes. all in my bag at school :x

brought a knife and used to practice a situation. like if someone pushed me from behind i'd pull it out of my pocket mad quick and get a few stabs in

i failed 7 terms of math in a row from 8th-9th grade

in senior year one of my term averages for calc was a 29 :x .. man me and my boys skipped 100+ calc classes. at the end of the year the teacher made us help him clean his room and ****. Put up a new chalkboard so we could pass. I have 0 idea how we all passed this class. it was elective so we did not care at all


we had to do 20 hours of community service in order to graduate. My mom has a daycare so i just forged her signature and said i helped her. they called to ask . i was probably LITERALLY the only person they called. I had to fold the brochures for graduation, probably like 500+

i was so close to not graduating







man this thread is bringing back so many memories. I did SOOO much little dumb **** but never got caught because i was quiet



i remember in the prime of me and my boys skipping days they were each getting plucked off one by one. we'd be out and get a text like "yo they called ___ to the office" next day we go in BAM they get suspended for 2-3 days. like 4 of my boys got caught. one day i got called to the office when we werent there and when i went back in the next day nothing happened. I was the only one to not get suspended

 

[water]

 Some of you 

 

[change the name Snyder]

I was pretty crazy back then


-We had a kid in a wheelchair who had the same talking thing as Stephen Halking, I pushed him down a flight of 6 stairs and he went flying. Around the same time "Take Off" By Yung LA was all I was listening to...I just sang that and laughed the rest of the day at how he took off.

 

[lamekilla]

Y'all some deviants bruh

 

[rare]

These stories, but pics of the damage:

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[green rhino123]

Murdered people...Whoops!

 

[moe fab]

I was a dirtbag 

Check the grimy thread for my evils

 

[sfc415]

Printed out 1000 copies of Slim Thug's face and got the entire school's printing privileges banned for a week cause I never came forward and said I was responsible I was dying from trying not to laugh when all these kids were "WHat the @#$%, I have a paper due in 5 minutes!" They couldn't cancel all of them in time cause it was about 50 print jobs with 20 copies each the librarian put slim Thug's face on the notice board :Rollin

 

[flyny]

Printed out 1000 copies of Slim Thug's face and got the entire school's printing privileges banned for a week cause I never came forward and said I was responsible I was dying from trying not to laugh when all these kids were "WHat the @#$%, I have a paper due in 5 minutes!" They couldn't cancel all of them in time cause it was about 50 print jobs with 20 copies each the librarian put slim Thug's face on the notice board :Rollin

but why?
Why slim thug?

 

[servechilled81]

Printed out 1000 copies of Slim Thug's face and got the entire school's printing privileges banned for a week cause I never came forward and said I was responsible

I was dying from trying not to laugh when all these kids were "WHat the @#$%, I have a paper due in 5 minutes!" They couldn't cancel all of them in time cause it was about 50 print jobs with 20 copies each

the librarian put slim Thug's face on the notice board :Rollin

  

 what, why?  I went to hs with slim thug  

 

[sfc415]

Slim Thug was big at the time. It was when "Still Tippin" came out. I just wanted to troll the school with a random image of his face

 

[iluvjordanxi]

During my 8th grade year me and my friends snuck in the girls restroom and dumped on the toilets. Then we put on like 3 pairs of latex gloves and smeared it on the toilet seats :x We hurried up back to class and like 15 minutes later all we heard was like 5 girls screaming really loud
Ashamed of that til thid day. Forgot all about too until one my friends just text me about it |I

I never mess around in the bathroom because its the custodians and janitors that have to suffer. Even if you hate your teachers, counselors, school in general or whatever, theres no need to make them suffer. But back to your story, you guys premidated a team dump in the girls bathroom? Thats some kinky *** **** right there, no pun intended, but to smear it with latex gloves :x Dawg, its your own feces and all but thats an experience that I don't think I ever want to get acquainted with.

 

[kevenmayne]

Pulled out my pipe during class where we had a sub and literally lit it and took a hit. Didn't even blow it out the window, just held it in and didn't tell anyone. We had a clueless substitute who was just reading at the desk not paying attention. I don't know how I didn't get in trouble, but everyone was like " daaaaamn . it smells like bud!", but no one knew from where

 

[xbiker47]

Printed out 1000 copies of Slim Thug's face and got the entire school's printing privileges banned for a week cause I never came forward and said I was responsible I was dying from trying not to laugh when all these kids were "WHat the @#$%, I have a paper due in 5 minutes!" They couldn't cancel all of them in time cause it was about 50 print jobs with 20 copies each the librarian put slim Thug's face on the notice board :Rollin

 

[larryeastwood]

One of the assistant principles told my track star girlfriend that I was a bad kid and I would not graduate. When we walked at the ceremony I infamously walked right past him trying to shake my hand and give me my diploma.