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why would he think only 4 piece nuggets were available? he didnt ask for a 4 piece
you know what I meant I meant 6 maybe theres a chance she thought he thought only 6 piece were available
Dumb things you've heard people say
why would he think only 4 piece nuggets were available? he didnt ask for a 4 piece
you know what I meant I meant 6 maybe theres a chance she thought he thought only 6 piece were available
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You need to go to a new barbershop my dude. I wouldn't let a fool that dumb touch my headOriginally Posted by JayHood23
Both times were at the barber shop
Barber: That's a goose outside isn't?
Chick: No I think that's a geese
Barber: So whats the difference between a goose and a geese.
Chick: Geese are bigger
Barber: Oh ok never knew that
Me:
Just yesterday
Barber 1: You ever had smores
Barber 2: Nah, I dont like marshmallows
Barber 1: They got mushrooms, chocolate and graham crackers in em
Barber 2:nah I'm pretty sure they have marshmallows
Anyway I'm bored at work and would like to read the hair brained things you've heard people say
theone218 wrote:
In my 10th grade world history class my teacher asked the class what are two major religions in Japan during the time we were studying
one person said buddhism and this one girl said samsung.
EVERYONE in our class looked at her like
One of the stupidest things I have ever heard
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"Breaking News: Amy Winehouse Found Dead!" - Sunday, July 24, 2011
hella handsome
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Uhhm... My dude....
I think you're the dumb one this time
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"Going to Iraq was worth it"
"We are winning in Afghanistan"
"We are winning in Afghanistan"
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HAHAHAHA
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Girl 1: Hey you know that Chinese girl in our 4th period class
Girl 2: You mean that Asian girl?
Girl 3: I thought she was Japanese?
Girl 1: Idk she might be Asian, who cares, anyways..
Me in the back:
Girl 2: You mean that Asian girl?
Girl 3: I thought she was Japanese?
Girl 1: Idk she might be Asian, who cares, anyways..
Me in the back:
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Girl: "Ugh I tried Egg Nog and didn't like it, I don't see how you love that stuff"
Me: "It tastes pretty good to me"
Girl: "Man that %%+@ is nasty, I didn't know it actually had egg in it"
Me: "It tastes pretty good to me"
Girl: "Man that %%+@ is nasty, I didn't know it actually had egg in it"
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Just check youtube and yahoo answers, you'll find plenty there
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I was at a party last night and the cops showed up..the topic of getting shot came up and some naive, not about that life chick said she'd rather get shot than tazered hit her wit the automatic
x
collab and proceeded to tell her that when shot a bullet can move around in your body and doesnt always just stay in 1 place and she changed her mind
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so true. i have a friend who is actually spanish and since i met him in first grade i've never made that mistake. it used to erk me but i just realized people wont change unless they want to.
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I don't go to that first barbershop anymore but when I did he never cut my hair.Originally Posted by hella handsome
You need to go to a new barbershop my dude. I wouldn't let a fool that dumb touch my headOriginally Posted by JayHood23
Both times were at the barber shop
Barber: That's a goose outside isn't?
Chick: No I think that's a geese
Barber: So whats the difference between a goose and a geese.
Chick: Geese are bigger
Barber: Oh ok never knew that
Me:
Just yesterday
Barber 1: You ever had smores
Barber 2: Nah, I dont like marshmallows
Barber 1: They got mushrooms, chocolate and graham crackers in em
Barber 2:nah I'm pretty sure they have marshmallows
Anyway I'm bored at work and would like to read the hair brained things you've heard people say
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Chick at work - "Obama unfroze Osama Bin Laden's body to win the election in 2012"
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''alcohol isn't a drug''
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hella handsome wrote:
Uhhm... My dude....
I think you're the dumb one this time
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At work
Customer: Can I pay my bill here?
Me: Yeah, but we only take cash
Customer: So yall dont take debit?
Me Nah only cash
Customer: What about a check?
Me -__-
This is guaranteed to happen at least once a week.
Customer: Can I pay my bill here?
Me: Yeah, but we only take cash
Customer: So yall dont take debit?
Me Nah only cash
Customer: What about a check?
Me -__-
This is guaranteed to happen at least once a week.
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"what time do you guys close?"
"9.30"
"so I can't come at 10?"
"9.30"
"so I can't come at 10?"
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I was in my jr year of high school and we were in biology,and we were learning about plants and some kid in my class raises his hand and...
Student:Mr.tao,i have a question but i don't know if i should ask it
Mr.tao(Teacher):Theirs no such thing as a dumb question
Student:Is grass a plant?
ok so the WHOLE class just goes crazy and the teacher burst and runs out and the kid feels sooo dumb..teacher came back and was like sorry to the student and ever since then he never ever raised his hand
i laugh so hard that day
still funny
Student:Mr.tao,i have a question but i don't know if i should ask it
Mr.tao(Teacher):Theirs no such thing as a dumb question
Student:Is grass a plant?
ok so the WHOLE class just goes crazy and the teacher burst and runs out and the kid feels sooo dumb..teacher came back and was like sorry to the student and ever since then he never ever raised his hand
i laugh so hard that day
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im about to eat at my guys house..
pam: u dont want any bacon?
me: no ma'am im fine i dont eat pork.
pam: we have ham! do you want any of that?
pam: u dont want any bacon?
me: no ma'am im fine i dont eat pork.
pam: we have ham! do you want any of that?
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Back in high school.
Girl: " I thought everyone in Asia speaks Chinese".
Me:
Girl: " I thought everyone in Asia speaks Chinese".
Me:
cash is king
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Originally Posted by jcbacall
"LeBron is better than Jordan"
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I made a dumb/funny comment years ago.
I have a blind aunt.. and she called my house trying to reach my dad but he wasnt home... I was about to give her his cell # and asked her if she had a pen to write it down.
I have a blind aunt.. and she called my house trying to reach my dad but he wasnt home... I was about to give her his cell # and asked her if she had a pen to write it down.
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Family member: "I just got a house in the bay area."
Me: "Wow, nice, what part of the bay area?"
Family member: "Stockton."
Me:
Me: "Wow, nice, what part of the bay area?"
Family member: "Stockton."
Me:
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Girl in HS: "What kind of money do they use in Hawaii?"