DUMB Things You've Seen or Heard Vol. Damn, Are People THAT Dumb?

[skill jonez]

Dumb people are funny.

 

[eaalto]

Originally Posted by Essential1

Originally Posted by AG 47

Originally Posted by Luong1209

My co-worker told me one night:

Man buys item, pays $20 cash and rest with debit...Then asks to get $20 cash back from his ATM.

My co-worker was just "

" and handed back his $20.

Waaaaait, maybe I'm dense, but yall effed that one up.

Let's say what he bought was $25. He put down a $20 bill and $5 on his card.
He asks for $20 in cashback and you hand him his $20 back. So he got to keep
his $20 and what he bought for only $5?

They get the money back from the bank..

When you do something debit it asks for cashback... If you hit yes and you get cash back it is like a withdrawal of w/e amount ($20 in this case) So really he did pay $25...

Paid $20 in cash so he is -20... $5 on debit so he is -5 on his card.. And then took $20 out on cash back from his card linked to his account.. No one loses money. Except the guy spending $25.

This is what the transaction would look like:
Transaction Total: $25
Tender: $20 cash Tender: $25 debit ($5 balance + $20 cash back)
Total tendered = $45 Change = $20 cash
No one loses money, as ape said, the action was simply redundant.
I refuse to believe that he did it just to get another transaction, I simply believe that he was just that stupid to not realize the difference.

 

[sonunox34]

My buddy who works at Best Buy has endless stories like this... one old lady was trying to turn on her Dell laptop by pressing the circular dell logo on theback of the monitor

Originally Posted by FlipnKraut

Broad: My macbook wont turn on, I hit the power button and nothing happens
me: have you plugged in your charger?
broad: what charger?
me: the charger that came with your computer when you bought it
broad: what? why would i need to plug in a charger, its wireless.

People that ******ed do NOT deservesuch a beautiful/expensive machine

 

[retro23j]

We were at applebee's watching the skin's saints game. Dude at the bar said the field goal kicker was going to miss it because in biology you can onlykick something so high before it'll freeze and drop out of the sky....

 

[JayDean03]

do you work here?

 

[westcoastsfinest]

Originally Posted by Tetsujin23

do you work here?

i hate that

i remember i used to work at a local sporting goods store and i hated when customers asked this

...no i dont im only arranging stuff and folding and prices these items for funand wearing an ID with my name wearing a shirt that says the stores name

 

[jasoner27]

Me and my brother...

Bro: do brown cows give you choc. milk?
Me: lmao...are you serious...no you dont get choc. milk from brown cows.
Bro: how you figure?
Me: Do gold fish give you gold?
Bro: O, nevermind. (laughs at himself)

 

[eight2one]

my g/f was like "is May 11th cinco de mayo?"...she got the stone face of the year

 

[bigtomgetsgwap]

Two of my mans were talking and this is what the convo went like...

Friend #1: Do people in Hawaii live in Huts?

Friend #2: No...

Friend #1: Do people in Hawaii even have electricity?

Me and Friend #2:

 

[philly5fan]

I will never forget this... this one chick in middle school asks the teacher in history class

"so was everything really all black and white back then??" -___________________________-

 

[memp2atl85]

No lie... one of my homeboys asked me if "Disney" (yes the cartoon makers) had a "Ph" in it. I was trippin...Like is you for real? A silentF in Disney.... Still gets a smile outta me when I think about it

 

[phil le0tard0]

@ the majority of this stuff in this thread coming from females mouths

 

[maddog345]

I was going over to my friends house to play 2K9 on his Xbox 360:

Friend: I gotta update the rosters.
Me: Ok cool
Friend: (inserts ethernet cord from his 360 to my laptop)
Me: What are you doing?
Friend: Doesn't your laptop come with internet
Me:

 

[ebpo]

One of my friends posted something in latin on is FB and a girl came and asked if it was spanish...

 

[potus2028]

Somebody at my job pawned his wedding ring (temporarily) to buy a new cell phone.

He had a iPhone at the time.

His rationale? "I wanted the new, exclusive $#!+."

No, I'm not making this up.

 

[saxman2112]

Girl: "Do we have to draw the grass on the map?"

Same girl: "Do volcanoes in Alaska shoot out coldness?"

 

[alleniversonfan01]

My cousin is terrible when it comes to music and artists. It almost something new everyday

*Wayne song playing*

Her: I love this Young Jeezy song
Me: This is Wayne

Her: Yea I know Jeezy
Me:Its Weezy, They 2 different ppl.
Her: No thats definitly the same guy they sound exactly the same.
Me and everyone else in the room:

Everyone just walked out the room and hit the lights leaving her sitting there in the dark like "what did I say?"

 

[solematic j21]

On the 31st my boy told me what was my new years revolution.

 

[algarve23]

her:where you going?
me:to a black party
her:do you have to be black to go
me:

 

[edz one]

Originally Posted by Carlos Tevez

I was at my school gym last year and I over-heard these 2 blondes talking.

Blonde #1: Where is Tokyo?
Blonde #2: Isn't that in China?
Blonde #1: I want to go there.

Had me doing the Stewie 360 degree neck turn.

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DUMB Things You've Seen or Heard Vol. Damn, Are People THAT Dumb?

 

[theta]

Originally Posted by ape

Originally Posted by Essential1

Originally Posted by AG 47

Originally Posted by Luong1209

My co-worker told me one night:

Man buys item, pays $20 cash and rest with debit...Then asks to get $20 cash back from his ATM.

My co-worker was just "

" and handed back his $20.

Waaaaait, maybe I'm dense, but yall effed that one up.

Let's say what he bought was $25. He put down a $20 bill and $5 on his card.
He asks for $20 in cashback and you hand him his $20 back. So he got to keep
his $20 and what he bought for only $5?

They get the money back from the bank..

When you do something debit it asks for cashback... If you hit yes and you get cash back it is like a withdrawal of w/e amount ($20 in this case) So really he did pay $25...

Paid $20 in cash so he is -20... $5 on debit so he is -5 on his card.. And then took $20 out on cash back from his card linked to his account.. No one loses money. Except the guy spending $25.

you realize, the stupid part was not that anyone lost money, but that he bothered to give 20 dollars and "pay the rest on his card". since he asked for 20 dollars cash back, he could have just paid the whole thing with his card, and kept his 20. its a redundant action

wow the irony in having to explain this is nerdgasmic..

 

[phil le0tard0]

Originally Posted by saxman2112

Girl: "Do we have to draw the grass on the map?"

Same girl: "Do volcanoes in Alaska shoot out coldness?"

please tell me you're just playing

 

[yuras718]

Me and 3 of my friends were in a car, I think this was right after MJ died..

I don't know how it came up, but I said something about Janet Jackson being MJ's sister

Friend 1: She's his sister? Really?!? I thought they were married or something

Right before I was about to say something stupid and throw him the ultimate

Friend 2: There brother and sister?

Me and my other friend in the car couldn't help ourselves

 

[bx got em]

One xmas as the family was done watching Spiderman 2, my uncle got up to take out the dvd and my cousin yelled "Daddy WTH are you doing??! You supposedto rewind it first before you take it out" ...everybody paused... then

 

[CUNNiNGH4M]

i asked somebody in high school what animal buffalo wings come from...

and they said a buffalo... not only did they say a buffalo but they said it with that tone like I was the stupid one...