Embarassing Confessions Thread. Vol. I Hope Nobody Was Looking

Discussion in 'General' started by beh235, Jan 25, 2013.

  1. beh235

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    Ok, self explanatory. Post anything embarassing that happened to you. Doesn't matter if no one saw or if someone did see, you wish they didn't :smh: . Or it could be something you just flat out denied. I'll start....

    When I was 10, I went to Coney Island ate something before going on the Breakdancer and pooped while on the ride. It was not a pleasant ride home to say the least.

    A few years back I went to go meet my boys to play ball in the park and I really had to go to the bathroom since I was on the bus. The bus stop by the park was 4 blocks away and the courts were in the back of the huge park (Marine Park in Brooklyn if you're familiar with size of the park). I had to walk the huge are of grass having to go bad and there were people and kids everywhere. I almost wio as instinct, but couldn't so I just let it go. I never had to go to bad in my life. Worst part, I could see the bathrooms but it was dumb far. By the time got to the court, I lied to my boys and said a lady with a baby sat next to me on the bus and the kid peed on me :smh: .

    Share yours....
     
  2. Spectacular23

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    Sounds like you're stomach is all messed up.
     
  3. beh235

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    I was 9! Come on man :lol:
     
  4. soleobjective

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    1st grade: I was walking to my house from the bus stop after school, had to go to the bathroom all day but never did. Long story short, I pissed myself as I was trying to unlock the front door... [​IMG]  then, but its funny now looking back on it
     
  5. joepac12

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    Used to wear a uniform to school. Khaki pants blue top. My mother washed my khakis with a pink shirt. Woke up to catch bus at 7 and didn't realize but my pants had a pinkish glow to them. I caught all types of jokes at school. Had to tough the day out tho. Got home and burned em
     
  6. ihavemyownopinion

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    You should've hit em with the Cam'ron swag bro
     
  7. unsuited

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    dont know if i will regret posting this....but .......

    i used to wet the bed as a kid......all the way till i was twelve.....the problem was a small bladder.........doctors prescribed some weird regimen like drinking so many glasses of water before 5 oclock......then not drinking ANYTHING till the next morning......making sure i waited as long as i could before using the bathroom.....etc.....

    i remember everytime i woke up with the sheets wet...having this horrific feeling......
     
  8. unsuited

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    bwahahah......drastic measures.....
     
  9. beh235

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    If only pink foams existed then :lol:

    As long as you don't still do it now, you good :lol:
     
  10. i2endmc

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    booked a suite to celebrate an anniversary couple years ago and was walking around the room in my birthday suit. i heard someone slide the room key and open the door, some middle aged lady walked in and stared at the peen. front desk had given the lady the wrong room key. the whole stay, i was mad uncomfortable stepping out of our room lol. i did get comped a bottle of champagne though.
     
  11. unsuited

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    ^^she stuttered ?.......lol

    and no beh235 ...thats no longer the case. i thank god for that.....
     
  12. beh235

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    ^ Should have hit her with that Captain Morgan pose lol
     
  13. Comparison Ford

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    A couple years back I had a co-worker that I wanted to do dirty things to, but she was mysteriously off the schedule for about three weeks.  I finally come into work one day and I see her and say "Oh ****! You still work here? I thought you died or something." She turns ghost white, looks at me and says "....no." and walks away.

    ...later that day I find out she took time off from work because her mom died of cancer. 

    [​IMG]
     
  14. beh235

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    Oh ****! It's funny, but it's not funny.
     
  15. Comparison Ford

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    Order was restored in the universe when she forgot all about it and I ended up doing dirty things to her.
     
  16. sooperhooper

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    ^That was like the stupidest thing to say in general.
     
  17. curbsideprophet

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    Had a wet dream once when I was younger and busted right as my mom came in my room to wake me up for school........
     
  18. RustyShackleford

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    Ohhhh where to start, where to start. I seen and done a lot sheet in my young life :smh: :lol:
     
  19. beh235

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    :nthat:
     
  20. adobecs4

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    So y'all came at the same time? Now that's love.