ESPN nicknames/jokes appreciation

[durantula]

Giancarlo Stantonlikemydaddy.

These dudes are always giving out random/funny nicknames to different players, that one almost made me spit out my water.

When a player strikes out: Hey batter, can I help you? No thanks, Im just lookin.

 

[vindeezy]

John starks is a player, but Michael Jordan is playa hating......

-S.Scott

 

[illoquent aka dsk]

Robert Flores has a few gems.

*Batter hits home run*

"Is _____ gonna have to hit a pitch?"

Which originated from

Might just be greatest SC anchor line of all time.

 

[jumpmanfromdabay]

Chris Berman "the Raaaaaaaaaaidddders"

 

[durantula]

Robert Flores has a few gems.

*Batter hits home run*

"Is _____ gonna have to hit a pitch?"

Which originated from




Might just be greatest SC anchor line of all time.

Cant forget the every time a tim duncan highlight pops up and we hear a TIMMMMMMMMMAAAY

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

Carlos del gat it

 

[vindeezy]

^^and heeeeee gat it...

-rich eisen

 

[DadNboujee]

Robinson ca-Yes
Jake and you gotta delhomme

 

[sb]

not espn but still worthy

 

[lightweight champion]

Michael Como Esta Husted

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Ty He Fought the Law (and the law won)

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The Heavyweight Champion of the World, Lee Woodall

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Just a few of my favorite

 

[airjordan jb23]

not espn but still worthy

 

[jjs07]

When a latino player would hit a homer...Kenny Mayne w/ the "Hoooo Ruhhhh."

 

[7thave btn 31stn33rd st]

Temple Bethel Johnson


Robert Flores is by far the dude that doesnt even try to be funny, he just is.

 

[lynchpin33]

-hard 'hittin' mark whitten
-eric 'sleeping with' bienemy (which his wife took offense to and he asked chris berman to stop saying it)
- vlade dadi we likes to party - which was okay the first time stuart scott did it, but its old now
- en fuego - dan patrick --basically anything from the "big show" era of olbermann and patrick on the sunday night sportscenter.

 

[addict4sneakers]

my peja is blowing up stojackovic.

-stu scott. probably the only thing funny he's ever said

 

[dland24]

Jake Daylight Come And You Gotta Delhomme

Bernard Innocent Until Proven Gilkey (probably my favorite)

Todd Highway to Helton

Mike You're In Good Hands with Alstott

Scott Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius

To name a few of my favorites.

 

[art vandelay]

Ben "Winter" Coates

 

[coldcity]

Jake Daylight Come And You Gotta Delhomme

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Bernard Innocent Until Proven Gilkey (probably my favorite)

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Todd Highway to Helton

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Mike You're In Good Hands with Alstott

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Scott Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius

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To name a few of my favorites.

GOLD...

 

[jthagreat]

good stuff yall

 

[dt43]

Robert Flores has a few gems.

*Batter hits home run*

"Is _____ gonna have to hit a pitch?"

Which originated from




Might just be greatest SC anchor line of all time.

I saw this live and just about died laughing on the couch. I was trying to explain to everyone in my house how epic the moment was but no one understood.


Another one that made me literally lol, they were showing the highlights of Tyrese Rice (dude from Boston College) 40-pt game vs I think Carolina and SVP goes "40 for the homies!""

 

[dland24]

A few more......

Curtis My Favorite Martin

David Green Akers

Eric Sleeping With Bieneimy

Jeff Boy George

Dwight Buy One Get One Freeney

 

[lynchpin33]

I know Bill Walton is not an anchor and I could not find the clip, but he did work for espn:

Glenn "Big Dog" Robinson had just gotten traded to the Philadelphia 76ers and it was ESPN's first year doing NBA games. The game was in Milwaukee and the commentators were John Saunders and Bill Walton.

Glenn Robinson had just taken a wild shot in the lane.

John Saunders - with a shot like that it seems as if Big Dog Robinson is trying to go back his old Milwaukee Days
Bill Walton - with a shot like that it looks like Big Dog Robinson had an Old Milwaukee before the game.

Quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever heard on ESPN....

 

[durantula]

I know Bill Walton is not an anchor and I could not find the clip, but he did work for espn:

Glenn "Big Dog" Robinson had just gotten traded to the Philadelphia 76ers and it was ESPN's first year doing NBA games. The game was in Milwaukee and the commentators were John Saunders and Bill Walton.

Glenn Robinson had just taken a wild shot in the lane.

John Saunders - with a shot like that it seems as if Big Dog Robinson is trying to go back his old Milwaukee Days
Bill Walton - with a shot like that it looks like Big Dog Robinson had an Old Milwaukee before the game.

Quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever heard on ESPN....

Some great ones in this thread

cant forget carlos quentin no you didnt

 

[T0INE]

Robert Flores has a few gems.

*Batter hits home run*

"Is _____ gonna have to hit a pitch?"

Which originated from

Might just be greatest SC anchor line of all time.

Robert Flores is my dude.

I appreciate the wrestling references he drops in his highlights from time to time.

Calling a Jose Bautista homerun a Batista Bomb and the Phenomenal AJ Pierzynski.

One SportsCenter moment I'll never forget though.

SVP was doing a highlight featuring a Jamaican team (can't remember the sport), nothing out the ordinary then out nowhere he literally yells

"BUMBACLOT!"

My brother and I were like

Can't find any video of it online unfortunately.

 

[M. Fresh]

Robert Flores is by far the dude that doesnt even try to be funny, he just is.

SVP and Neil Everett are good too