Facebook Personalities: Share Your Lists

[nostrandave68]

1. Mr & Mrs. Facebook - the couple whose statuses always pertain to each other, all pictures uploaded are with each other, notes are about each other,comment or 'like' each other statuses. ---- be disgusting

2. FaceTwitter - the person who treats their FB page like Twitter with constant barrage of pointless statuses. [ex]
1min ago : just got done taking a dump
32 secs ago: man I ran out of air freshener
11 secs ago : headed to Walmart to buy Air Freshener

3. Random Quoter - Person who updates his status periodically with random quotes

4. Hip-Hop Quoter - Person who updates his status periodically with random Dipset, Fabolous, Gucci Mane lines and etc

5. Gym Freak - every Profile picture is them showing their athletic build or status is pertaining to them either heading to or leaving the gym.

6. Attention "%%%$%" - Female that randomly takes pics of herself in scandalous poses in hopes of getting comments. Another example is putting upinviting statuses [exp.] Any Real ----as out there that know how to eat _____

7. The Sports Junkie: All statuses or pics pertain to sports.

Add on.

 

[b smooth 202]

4. Hip-Hop Quoter - Person who updates his status periodically with random Dipset, Fabolous, Gucci Mane lines and etc
Thats me on twitter

facebook Im just random

 

[Retroballer]

i would have to say im a mix of 4/7.

but some people OD with the Status'. who needs 40 status' a day?

 

[salviboy7]

I'm 3.

 

[realtalkaz]

6. Attention "%%%$%" - Female that randomly takes pics of herself in scandalous poses in hopes of getting comments. Another example is putting up inviting statuses [exp.] Any Real ----as out there that know how to eat _____




i lol'ed

 

[the natural mystic]

8. The guy that rarely gets on facebook and hasn't changed anything in their profile for two years.


Yea that would be me. I only use it to send and receive messages.

 

[gmills23]

The person who only writes about how boring/crappy their jobs are, usually around paragraph length status's

 

[blackmagnus514]

im w/e

 

[eagle 0n]

There's always that person that talks and takes pictures of food they ate during breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, etc, etc..

 

[krazy]

I'm number four somewhat and random quoter. Except I put up hip hop quotes that no one really knows or just $##@ that sounds good.

@ the facebook twitter mess I know exactly what you mean.

Originally Posted by EAGLE 0N

There's always that person that talks and takes pictures of food they ate during breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, etc, etc..

that's me on twitter

, except I don't really take pics

 

[sp raised]

im number 3 its been about 3 weeks since my last status update so.. i think its about time.

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

3. Random Quoter - Person who updates his status periodically with random quotes

 

[Ruck13]

Originally Posted by NostrandAve68

6. Attention "%%%$%" - Female that randomly takes pics of herself in scandalous poses in hopes of getting comments. Another example is putting up inviting statuses [exp.] Any Real ----as out there that know how to eat _____

Don't forget she always talking about her "haters" and how she'll beat a $++%# $$@. And how she's a 5 star chick. And she's"gucci"..etc. etc. etc.

 

[lazy b]

Originally Posted by NostrandAve68


7. The Sports Junkie: All statuses or pics pertain to sports.

That's me. Someone wrote in my honesty box "Howcome you always talk about sports in your status?"

 

[davidisgodly]

9. that person who takes quizzes and pops up on everyone's news feed.


SMH

 

[pdouly33]

- The Drudge Report: I have several friends that just post news articles all the time. It gets annoying when there's 5 articles in a row about Iran, I getthat they're trying to raise awareness but I come on Facebook to see what people are up to. I use news outlets to find out about what's going on in theworld.

- The Picture Commentator: This person comments on 10-20 pictures at a time in 2-minute bursts. They're usually pointless comments like"llllllllllol" or "hahahahahahaha" or "luv u guys!" and your notifications get jammed up with updates that this person hasdecided to bless your picture with some generic comment.

- The Picture $##*!: This person posts pictures of every single social activity they've ever been involved in. He's walking, he's making faces,he's with this group of friends, he's with that group of friends, he's drinking, he's dancing...through it all, his camera never leaves hisside. I have one FB friend with over 12,000 tagged pictures of himself.

 

[Senoj]

Or what about the girl who falls in love every two weeks and dedicates their status to them and then a week later she has 1200 statuses about how she gives upon love... then falls in love again the next week and the cycle just keeps going and going and going and going and going....

 

[nostrandave68]

8. The Salty Conservative - Always posting links or creating statuses about how bad a job President Obama is doing.

9. Mr. Swag - usually has swag in their name [exp] Brandon SwaggonaBillie Johnson. Everytime he creates a status its talking about his swag. Usually post picsof himself with a stack of $20 bills thinking he's doing it.


10. The Nickel Type Chick Who Think She's A Dime - always talking about how big her "Ego" is usually gassed up by desperate dudes that commenton her pics. Usually have pics with fake LV and Gucci purses.

11. The Trap/Dough Boy - usually the type to post pics of his guns, pitbulls, goons. All statuses are usually Young Jeezy or Gucci Mane quotes [exp] "Igot da bird flu... holla at me ". "On the block grindin PO talkin bout takin a piss test 2morrow he a f---- boi

12. ThE CHiCk ThAt TyPes LiKe ThIs -

13. The Overly Religious Person - all statuses are from Bible passages, post vids of various pastors speaking.

 

[air kalo]

Guilty of 3-4.

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by The Natural Mystic

8. The guy that rarely gets on facebook and hasn't changed anything in their profile for two years.


Yea that would be me. I only use it to send and receive messages.

 

[dalilboy]

you forgot the one where the girl posts pics everyday about the night before having pics of clubs and every pic of them they have a drink in there hand

 

[jumpoffthegod]

Originally Posted by NostrandAve68

3. Random Quoter - Person who updates his status periodically with random quotes

4. Hip-Hop Quoter - Person who updates his status periodically with random Dipset, Fabolous, Gucci Mane lines and etc

Thats me!

 

[nostrandave68]

Originally Posted by davidisgodly

9. that person who takes quizzes and pops up on everyone's news feed.


SMH

Wow totally forgot about these people, then be all offended by the results. Like this s--- don't describe me, taking it way too serious

 

[eight2one]

these are all on point.

 

[awwsome]

lol i understand making observatiosn but some of yall care a littttle too much.