Favorite Lines from the Office?

[s0le candy]

"In an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand can just be a fist for punching."
- Dwight

 

[noskey]

Originally Posted by BayBuryYa

Originally Posted by yallayalla

Originally Posted by Master Zik

"Did I stutter?"

this 

 

 

My favorite ever.  Came outta nowhere with such force.

Stanley's always good for a quick laugh.

 

[noskey]

Originally Posted by BayBuryYa

Originally Posted by yallayalla

Originally Posted by Master Zik

"Did I stutter?"

this 

 

 

My favorite ever.  Came outta nowhere with such force.

Stanley's always good for a quick laugh.

 

[i live in texas]

Originally Posted by Ghenges

Oh and EVERYTHING Todd Packer says is my favorite quote.

I don't remember ever laughing as hard as I did when Ryan asked him about his license plate.

"You a big William Hung fan?"
"Why does everyone keep saying that?!?"

 

[i live in texas]

Originally Posted by Ghenges

Oh and EVERYTHING Todd Packer says is my favorite quote.

I don't remember ever laughing as hard as I did when Ryan asked him about his license plate.

"You a big William Hung fan?"
"Why does everyone keep saying that?!?"

 

[damnneardeadstock]

"as a boss, would i rather be feared or loved? i want people to fear how much they love me" -michael scott

"no i didn't go to business school, but you know who else didn't go to business school? lebron james, kobe bryant, tracy mcgrady." -michael scott

 

[damnneardeadstock]

"as a boss, would i rather be feared or loved? i want people to fear how much they love me" -michael scott

"no i didn't go to business school, but you know who else didn't go to business school? lebron james, kobe bryant, tracy mcgrady." -michael scott

 

[platanohead22]

"I said..I said... Ill sit on you" Michael Scott-Michael Klump

 

[platanohead22]

"I said..I said... Ill sit on you" Michael Scott-Michael Klump

 

[d0nny donowitz]

 

[d0nny donowitz]

 

[zero 0123]

Still remember Diversity Day episode from season 1. I couldn't stop laughing when Dwight was like, "OH MAN, I'M A WOMAN?" That pulled me in. It's sad that this is Carrell's (Michael Scott) last season on the show. I don't think it will be nearly as funny anymore...

 

[zero 0123]

Still remember Diversity Day episode from season 1. I couldn't stop laughing when Dwight was like, "OH MAN, I'M A WOMAN?" That pulled me in. It's sad that this is Carrell's (Michael Scott) last season on the show. I don't think it will be nearly as funny anymore...

 

[MON5T3R]

This always gets me

 

[MON5T3R]

This always gets me

 

[brian cushing]

I'll contribute

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[brian cushing]

I'll contribute

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[lazyjs]

"how the turn tables" -Michael

that line gets me every damn time

 

[lazyjs]

"how the turn tables" -Michael

that line gets me every damn time

 

[dapper d]

Not a qoute but when Jim is trying to collect three dollars from everyone in the office and Creed give's him a 3 dollar bill

...

 

[dapper d]

Not a qoute but when Jim is trying to collect three dollars from everyone in the office and Creed give's him a 3 dollar bill

...

 

[recycledpaper]

"are you trying to hurt my feelings? because if so you've succeeded. fortunately my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's" - dwight

 

[recycledpaper]

"are you trying to hurt my feelings? because if so you've succeeded. fortunately my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's" - dwight

 

[jaypesoz]

found it

 

[jaypesoz]

found it