Funniest Roast Jokes Vol. "This is your conscience..."

[amine2345]

i was just watching the roast of emmit smith where jamie foxx absolutely destroys and embarrasses that one not funny comedian.

what are some of the funniest roast jokes/moments ever?

 

[jville819]

Jeff Ross kills it at the Emmitt roast

 

[elpablo21]

"man it sure did get hot in here"

"Am I %+$$!@$ up right now? Im your conscience"

" I just did another joke that didnt go over...Im your conscience"

 

[dirtylicious]

eh...never thought that Jamie Foxx one was funny

 

[casperjr]

Originally Posted by Dirtylicious

eh...never thought that Jamie Foxx one was funny

come on dirty you had to

@ that atleast once at some point

 

[amine2345]

Originally Posted by jville819

Jeff Ross kills it at the Emmitt roast

definitely. jeff ross is funny at all the roasts he does. i think they're the only times i've ever even seen him on tv

 

[soltheman]

Dude sucks.

 

[Sam Darnold Heisman #8]

jeffrey ross is good. esp the drew carey roast.

the fat chick comedian is even better though. shes just ruthless.

 

[NewZ05]

i giggled a lil

 

[true1life]

lisa lampanelli?

 

[oo206oo]

Ross and Lampinelli are the king and queen.

No ones as funny as them.