fontaine
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- Jul 5, 2013
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I'm on the motorcycle this morning heading to work...
i'm CRUISING on the shoulder (in before the Keko Jones, good samaritan type comments) because it was straight jamb packed traffic on North Dallas Tollway...
I do it EVERYDAY...
Today, I seen a copper in the far right lane.. i was going too fast to jump in before he seen me... i slam on the brakes, and stop RIGHT BEHIND HIM...
he turned on his ligts and then slid over onto the shoulder IN FRONT of me....
i get off the bike and put my kickstand down b/c i knew what was up...
dude walks up, asks for my license (didnt ask for insurance or anything)
copper: you're not supposed to pass on the shoulder like that
me: (all lies) man, I'm on a bike... the cars wouldnt let me merge over, and I'm trying to protect myself
he goes back to his car..
Now mind you, I dont have a class M on my license, the bike still has Oklahoma license plates, and i was caught dead in the water doing wrong...
dude walks back and hands me my license and says "you need to be like every other car"
and let me go...
Then i had a theory... maybe he couldnt give me a ticket for shoulder surfing b/c if it went to court, he'd have no way to prove it...
It wouldnt be able to be proven because i never went in from of the car....
then i got to thinking about times i've been speeding... seen a cop and slowed down... he can CLEARLY tell i was behind him speeding, but didnt do anything...
What do yall think?

and for all those opposing TAN, atleast i'm MAKING threads insteads of complaining about the lack of threads...
i'm CRUISING on the shoulder (in before the Keko Jones, good samaritan type comments) because it was straight jamb packed traffic on North Dallas Tollway...
I do it EVERYDAY...
Today, I seen a copper in the far right lane.. i was going too fast to jump in before he seen me... i slam on the brakes, and stop RIGHT BEHIND HIM...
he turned on his ligts and then slid over onto the shoulder IN FRONT of me....
i get off the bike and put my kickstand down b/c i knew what was up...
dude walks up, asks for my license (didnt ask for insurance or anything)
copper: you're not supposed to pass on the shoulder like that
me: (all lies) man, I'm on a bike... the cars wouldnt let me merge over, and I'm trying to protect myself
he goes back to his car..
Now mind you, I dont have a class M on my license, the bike still has Oklahoma license plates, and i was caught dead in the water doing wrong...
dude walks back and hands me my license and says "you need to be like every other car"
and let me go...
Then i had a theory... maybe he couldnt give me a ticket for shoulder surfing b/c if it went to court, he'd have no way to prove it...
It wouldnt be able to be proven because i never went in from of the car....
then i got to thinking about times i've been speeding... seen a cop and slowed down... he can CLEARLY tell i was behind him speeding, but didnt do anything...
What do yall think?

and for all those opposing TAN, atleast i'm MAKING threads insteads of complaining about the lack of threads...
ride with blinkers bro when in the shoulder bro.