Ghetto stories/habbits

-Funniest thing I ever saw was at Denny's. Dude asked for a water and the server said "would you like a slice of lemon?" The waiter brought him a water with a slice of lemon and the guy asks "can you bring me 7 or 8 more slices" this dude made his own lemonade instead of buying it. Genius!
-friend was sick but didn't want to spend $ on Nyquil so he went into safeway and chugged half a bottle.
 
Use to steal a lot of new philly blunt boxes and flip em around school.

2/1$ no quarters.
 
Quarter freeze cups from the candy lady.
Gas stations that sell loosies
Mlk park...theres one everywhere

When i go to a buffet and get it to go i turn the container upside down so the food sits in the lid.

When i drive and see a police i always go a diff direction, dirty or not.

Dollar tree is my wal mart

A bag of chips and juice can sub for dinner

Goodys and BC powder (not eeeem goin there)

People fightin cuz someone re nigged.
 
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-kool aid in the ice tray with a tooth pick... popsicle

-i dont kno what happened to all the forks in my house, so i walked across the street to wingstop and loaded up true story

-i dont kno if yall did this back in the day but we used to ride the back of ice cream trucks, grab the handles on the back n sit on the bumper.

-hot summer days my uncle would pop the cap off the fire hydrant n we had about a good hour b4 fire department showed up

-bring the basketball rim to the street everyday after school, cars come by somebody yell car ball

im gettin sad reading all these post brings back too many memories but da burbs>da hood, im never going back
 
sckid20 said:
Quarter freeze cups from the candy lady.
Gas stations that sell loosies
Mlk park...theres one everywhere

When i go to a buffet and get it to go i turn the container upside down so the food sits in the lid.

When i drive and see a police i always go a diff direction, dirty or not.

Dollar tree is my wal mart

A bag of chips and juice can sub for dinner

Goodys and BC powder (not eeeem goin there)

People fightin cuz someone re nigged.
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did we just become best friends? repped
 
I def did the grabbing forks from random places for my apartment thing a few times. No shame in my game. Especially at Panera bread.

i wish I had a food stamp hookup. I be at the corner spot and they will sell you anything with foodstamps. Liqs, cigs, etc.
 
What y'all know about powdered milk, the government cheese block and the big *** can of oats?

Mom turning old rice to rice milk.
 
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when it rained, used to get soap and take a bath outside with shorts.

would not  go on the after school bus, because the bus driver would leave us half a mile away, and everyones dog was loose

eat morning cold pizza

balogna on the stove.

ran out of milk, so would use water on fruity pebbles.
 
thegreatone said:
when it rained, used to get soap and take a bath outside with shorts.

would not  go on the after school bus, because the bus driver would leave us half a mile away, and everyones dog was loose

eat morning cold pizza

balogna on the stove.

ran out of milk, so would use water on fruity pebbles.
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please tell me u was playin? I grew up bad but damn bro 
 
Willchamberlain said:
thegreatone said:
when it rained, used to get soap and take a bath outside with shorts.

would not  go on the after school bus, because the bus driver would leave us half a mile away, and everyones dog was loose

eat morning cold pizza

balogna on the stove.

ran out of milk, so would use water on fruity pebbles.
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please tell me u was playin? I grew up bad but damn bro 
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I'm saying.

Sounding like dude grew up on a plantation.
 
Ran out of milk, use that breast milk. Just put it in the microwave for 13 seconds.
Black t + black stocking mask+ halloween = venom.
Ice cream in hamburger buns
Dudes getting stabbed and going to wal greens instead of the er
Turning yo draws inside out
Goodwill,sav a lot, china one, liquor store, weed man, ...... same shopping center
Giving blood and fi.........wait did dude just say he takes a BATH outside? Lol. Like a bath and not a shower??

Thats like...3rd world habits dog

Like DOG 3rd world habits.
 
thegreatone said:
when it rained, used to get soap and take a bath outside with shorts.

would not  go on the after school bus, because the bus driver would leave us half a mile away, and everyones dog was loose

eat morning cold pizza

balogna on the stove.

ran out of milk, so would use water on fruity pebbles.
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did you also have to sneak books in? 
 
sckid20 said:
Ran out of milk, use that breast milk. Just put it in the microwave for 13 seconds.
Black t + black stocking mask+ halloween = venom.
Ice cream in hamburger buns
Dudes getting stabbed and going to wal greens instead of the er
Turning yo draws inside out
Goodwill,sav a lot, china one, liquor store, weed man, ...... same shopping center
Giving blood and fi.........wait did dude just say he takes a BATH outside? Lol. Like a bath and not a shower??

Thats like...3rd world habits dog

Like DOG 3rd world habits.
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where u from 
 
sckid20 said:
Ran out of milk, use that breast milk. Just put it in the microwave for 13 seconds.
Black t + black stocking mask+ halloween = venom.
Ice cream in hamburger buns
Dudes getting stabbed and going to wal greens instead of the er
Turning yo draws inside out
Goodwill,sav a lot, china one, liquor store, weed man, ...... same shopping center
Giving blood and fi.........wait did dude just say he takes a BATH outside? Lol. Like a bath and not a shower??

Thats like...3rd world habits dog

Like DOG 3rd world habits.
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BREAST MILK???? I dont eem wana know whos breast milk you drank
 
-Wiped my *** with Leaves on vacation in Dom Rep
-Used Hanger as Antenna for the TV and Car
-Showered with Palmolive once
-Bag of Pork Grinds w/ hot sauce and shake it up
-Condensed milk on 2 slices of bread
-crumble up crackers in coffee then eat it with spoon
-Gon fishing with line on finger or can rather than fishing pole
-Put .25 cent juice bottle in between bike and wheel to make it sound like a motorcycle lol
-Used Empty Coffee Can to spray hydrant extra far and wet people
 
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son took a bath during a thunderstorm 
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