Ghetto stories/habbits

I've nvr done the shower thing outside..
But I feel like I recall some cousins or some neighborhood kids doing that when I was little..

I'm from brasil- yea it's a 3rd world country
 
got 22's on every car you own, park cars in front yard after you wash it, plastic on leather sofa, steal wi fi from neighbor, use scotch tape for a lint roller, iron clothes on kitchen table cuz im to cheap to buy a iron board, i haven't plated my car in 3 years cuz i work at a dealer and just get a new intransit, run out of deodorant just use wifey's (she hates that!!! lol) own 2 pit bulls (not ghetto to me, but i always get the look from the neighbors) go to the corner store and get gas a bag of killer a fresh cut a white tee get them white walls cleaned up pay phone bill.... gotta love those hood shops!! one stop shop lol!
 
Miracle Whip and sugared butter sandwiches, Old school USDA rations: peanut butter, pork, beef, pineapple juice was my favorite, trail mix, pet milk (evaporated), etc.
 
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when it rained, used to get soap and take a bath outside with shorts.

would not  go on the after school bus, because the bus driver would leave us half a mile away, and everyones dog was loose

eat morning cold pizza

balogna on the stove.

ran out of milk, so would use water on fruity pebbles.
Damn, #pobre
 
My thoughts exactly. What you trying to make. 
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Tried and tested.

Http://www.missinfo.tv/index.php/3-cheeses-the-official-rick-ross-honeybun-taste-test-bonappetit/
Surprisingly . . . this looks kinda good . . .

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Government Chocolate Milk was phenomenal.

Government Pineapple juice was OK for a change.

Government "orange drink" was disgusting.
 
Its delectable.
U can tell ross is old too cuz he said 45 seconds. Thats pudding.

Milk + sugar = strawberry quick ( still do this)
i seen ppl eat those but man that just scream mudbutt to me...although never trying it... put that banana sandwich...tomato sandwich... hell porkchop sandwich now thats gold.

oh wrapping biscuits or fries in damp paper towel so dont get all hard or even fish

oh and the infamous taking old cig butts and rolling leftovers to smoke.hell outta rolling paper..get the shoebox paper baby.... or dipping blunt in syrup and heating in microwave
 
some shirts and pants have never been washed (I wear an undershirt so when I sweat the small shirt absorbs the sweat and the main shirt is crispy

Cream cheese and syrup on waffles

Putting applesauce on everything I eat (don't knock it til your try it)
 
I didn't really grow up in the hood, but every summer when I was younger was spent with my aunt who almost always lived in the hood.

When I was in 4th or 5th grade, my aunt lived on 33rd & Center (Treys for Days :lol:).
-My cousins and I used to fight on this little hill that was in front of her house all day.
-She lived next to a closed down electronics building, we would sneak up on the roof sometimes and mess with my other aunt who lived there.
-Sleeping in a bed with my two younger cousins (on the lowest of keys, we still do when they come to my house. I'm 20, they're 19 and 15/16).

Then middle school she moved to this house on 48th & Vine (Fo Block or No Block :lol:).
-Used to always be in there watching old movies (Casino, Tango & Cash, Belly, etc.) eating pizza puffs and Chicken Wings from JJs playing Dominoes and Spades all night.
-One time some kids from a few blocks up chased some other little dude into her pool she had set up.
-Kicking it with some other kids who lived on 48th.
-Being offered my first zig zag.
-Being in a house with older kids (high schoolers) from around the corner playing Madden until like 4am.
-Broke down weed for the first time.
-My aunt was locked up with one of my cousins for a year (don't remember what they did), but when she came home she had us make these pizzas out of Soft Taco shells and some random *** toppings in the microwave. They were good as hell though.
-Shopping at Burlington Coat Factory for Scarface shirts. :lol:
-Fried bologna and cornbeef hash for breakfast.
-Developed my love for Little Debbie snacks here as well. Zebra Cakes, Star Crunch, Fudge Rounds :pimp:

The house on 48th was a major part of my life growing up. My aunt lived there for like 3 or 4 years. The stuff that took place in that house taught me how important consistency is when developing friendships and turning friends to family. Anyone could come at any time. It was extremely rare for there to be a serious argument. There was ALWAYS laughs had. Very laid back. My cousin and I still reminisce on it to this day. I'd shave years off my life to experience it again. :smh:

Milwaukee???
 
That was my afternoon snack from like 5th grade on. Hahaha

It was a hit in 5th grade! I'm not gonna lie, I saw other kids doing it and had a taste. :smokin That got me hooked, so my mom started buying the boxes of chicken packets for us. I tried it a few years ago and it's not nearly as good. :smh:
 
Its delectable.

U can tell ross is old too cuz he said 45 seconds. Thats pudding.


Milk + sugar = strawberry quick ( still do this)


i seen ppl eat those but man that just scream mudbutt to me...although never trying it... put that banana sandwich...tomato sandwich... hell porkchop sandwich now thats gold.

oh wrapping biscuits or fries in damp paper towel so dont get all hard or even fish

oh and the infamous taking old cig butts and rolling leftovers to smoke.hell outta rolling paper..get the shoebox paper baby.... or dipping blunt in syrup and heating in microwave

Man, we used to kill this until we found out putting weed in the microwave supposedly kills some of the THC.
 
Man, we used to kill this until we found out putting weed in the microwave supposedly kills some of the THC.
yea but we split it, licked it flat, got one of those brushes you use on bbq, then brush the blunt while it was on a saucer, then microwave
 
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