Ghetto stories/habbits

[alkatrez]

like....everyone does this though.

You'll be surprised man. I thought this was common practice growing up, but as I branched out of my normal environment, I realized a lot of people look down on this act....
Plenty of people have given me the :x face for doing this.

 

[tr1ll]

like....everyone does this though.

You'll be surprised man. I thought this was common practice growing up, but as I branched out of my normal environment, I realized a lot of people look down on this act....
Plenty of people have given me the :x face for doing this.

Those folks are doing it wrong.

What yall know about second day spaghetti sloppy joes?

 

[picasso swerve]

These?


We called them Teenies in the suburbs.

Worst I ever did was rip the wife beater I was wearing from armpit down until it looked like a belly shirt and use the scraps to wipe

Son, you coudnt just hop in the shower.

 

[tmkpres]

Dat fried bolOgna

with an egg and put in a sandwich !! Still do it lol

 

[shoelyesses]

habits is spelled with one b tho..

i was up late and thought it said ghetto hobbits...lol im like wth. but i thought everyone uses grocery bags..

washing ziplock bags..

reusing and labeling red/blue solo cups

using tape to get crumbs/dirt etc offa clothes/carpet

old tshirts pinned to push mop (swiffer before swiffer britches)

pie pan for dog dish, to change oil

stealing cereal samples from others mailboxes

koolaid in sandwhich bags, cut hole to eat it

butter knife universal tool

heating house with oven

vinegar to clean wash with...(works on glass and kills smoke film)

grits to fight off ants (they eat it and they explode)

ramen noodles and eggs.hot sauce, ramed noodles spagetti

koolaid made from jello

sugarwater

drinking water outside str8 from the hose or spicket

putting crushed beer cans in bike tires to get that motorcycle sound

old mattress for wrastlen (wrestling)

candy lady/ice cream man selling dope

bb guns that look like real guns

water ballons filled with pee, water guns with bleach

freezing batteries

argo for that super stiff starch look

building forts with sheets

using string/rope as a belt

baking soda for carpet cleaning

using cardboard boxes/record covers for a dust pan

baking soda when toothpaste runs out

 

[niquefreak94]

You'll be surprised man. I thought this was common practice growing up, but as I branched out of my normal environment, I realized a lot of people look down on this act....
Plenty of people have given me the :x face for doing this.

**** that **** b.
next time somebody looks down on you for sippin that good ol cereal milk just tell them they're weird and proceed.
because they are WEIRD!

 

[jaymosenvied]

Check cashing with no ID required

 

[jthagreat]

Some of the things posted are "ghetto", but there are quite a few that are just nasty and lazy..... :x

I drink the milk out of the bowl once the cereal is gone. Not wasting a drop.

meanwhile at the alkaTREz estate..
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[alkatrez]

meanwhile at the alkaTREz estate..
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Man, I wish.
If I had that type of bread, I would put Charlie Sheen to shame.

 

[solefood229]

I still buy food stamps, fifty fo da hunnid

Used powered laundry soap to shower, had the shower slick as hell, and my skin was dry as ****

Cutting the bottom of off the toothpaste tube

I've wiped my *** with a sales paper before, you gotta wet that **** first

Ate Ramen for a week straight

Had a collection of bootleg movies

Washing clothes in the sink

Fresh white Tee from the Indian store = new outfit

 

[clarkchaz1988]

unacceptable

 

[dankenstien88]

lol... my taste in cars ?


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[41239]

Axe aka instant shower

too trill, cant tell if its because you were lazy or didnt have anywhere to shower?

 

[Naruto]

Dem Nike Elite socks can go bout a week without stinking

wow for me, I wear it after one hoop session n it smells so bad. I flip it inside out and hang it over the heater vents in my house n im good to go for one more time. Then I have to wash. The sock just gets soaking wet after I play :x

 

[sfc415]

meanwhile at the alkaTREz estate..
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for real

 

[2throwed]

You own those cars dank?

 

[jayhood23]

like....everyone does this though.

You'll be surprised man. I thought this was common practice growing up, but as I branched out of my normal environment, I realized a lot of people look down on this act....
Plenty of people have given me the :x face for doing this.

Those folks are doing it wrong.

What yall know about second day spaghetti sloppy joes?

Trill knows, no noddles, no problem. Grab that bread and work

 

[marinadelrey]

always go to the liquor store

 

[acemaster193]

Copp OE 40s at the corner store.

 

[ccastro02]

A lot of the things posted here aren't even ghetto, just has to do more with people being lazy. Rich people do half the things mentioned on here.

 

[lver of jordan]

Buy a fresh roll $.25
Buy a bag of BBQ Fritos $.50

Proceed to "gut" said roll.

Fill with BBQ Fritos.

Top with yellow mustard.


There you have a ghetto burger.

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You been to prison before?

 

[mw2889]

I have to visit my local hood tomorrow and inquire about purchasing food stamps.

 

[weekz]

Eating bone marrow cuz aint no chicken left to eat

 

[bengal spice]

Eating bone marrow cuz aint no chicken left to eat

Goat bone marrow is the ishhh..it puts some lead in that pencil

 

[bigdirty978]

keep a crown royal bag as a change holder
get a haircut, white tees, bootleg movies, mixtapes, and weed all @ the local barbershop
coppin dutches from the corner store/bodega
coconut limbes from the spanish spot
ketchup on rice
cash check at the liquor store
leave stickers on fitteds