GOAT Text From Last Night

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My humor is there and I'm never the party pooper, but I didn't laugh.


And the comments on there is just ridiculous.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH funniest thing of here
 
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(614): went to a strip club for my bachelor party. about to get a lap dance and realized that when she turned around ... it was my mom
Scarred for life
 
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(541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda awkward


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Originally Posted by SJSneakerheadIII

Originally Posted by RetroBaller

(541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda awkward

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This

That his hilarious!!!






this one wins, all time hands dwn.
 
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That site lost all its credibility of being real texts a long time ago. People just submit stuff they think will get laughs.


some of them make me chuckle, but it gets annoying when my fb newsfeed is all girls sending these back and forth to eachother.
 
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