GOAT Text From Last Night

[fenixconnexion.]

[color= rgb(0, 0, 0)](608):[/color] She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

http://textslastnight.com/view/received-texts/9056

 

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[justscoreda100]

This one made me lol harder

(405): So the dentist told me I'd gag on the x ray thing when she put it in my mouth. When I didn't she said, "oh, I forgot you're in college now"...all i could think was, I could do that in high school too

 

[shaq diesel 34]

.. no way thats actually true though.

 

[nktran001]

My humor is there and I'm never the party pooper, but I didn't laugh.

And the comments on there is just ridiculous.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH funniest thing of here

i just laughed for 3 days

omg I've never laughed so hard!!
..... and wonder who this is.

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

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(405): So the dentist told me I'd gag on the x ray thing when she put it in my mouth. When I didn't she said, "oh, I forgot you're in college now"...all i could think was, I could do that in high school to

 

[sik wit it]

lmao wow ^

 

[j23s]

(614): went to a strip club for my bachelor party. about to get a lap dance and realized that when she turned around ... it was my mom
Scarred for life

 

[Retroballer]

(541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda awkward


GOAT

 

[stay lurkin]

These seem so fake though

 

[al audi]

Originally Posted by RetroBaller

(541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda awkward

GOAT

 

[sjsneakerheadiii]

Originally Posted by RetroBaller

(541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda awkward

GOAT

This

That is hilarious!!!

 

[es el]

Originally Posted by SJSneakerheadIII

Originally Posted by RetroBaller

(541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda awkward

GOAT

This

That his hilarious!!!

this one wins, all time hands dwn.

 

[billy hoyle]

 

[algarve23]

 

[brandon5000]

HAHAHAHA

 

[troutking]

 

[j23diego]

Even though some of them sound fake.

 

[jordan723]

wow that mortal kombat one had me rolling for days

 

[chicityk7]

Originally Posted by RetroBaller

(541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda awkward

GOAT

 

[mastamind89]

Originally Posted by Al Audi

Originally Posted by RetroBaller

(541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda awkward

GOAT

 

[mosthated770]

Originally Posted by Mastamind89

Originally Posted by Al Audi

Originally Posted by RetroBaller

(541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda awkward

GOAT

 

[ac4three]

Those are terrible.

 

[the yes guy]

They're probably all fake, which really ruins it.

 

[nktran001]

Originally Posted by RetroBaller

(541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda awkward

GOAT

X10000000000000.

 

[hess side 978]

That site lost all its credibility of being real texts a long time ago. People just submit stuff they think will get laughs.


some of them make me chuckle, but it gets annoying when my fb newsfeed is all girls sending these back and forth to eachother.