Guardians of the Galaxy (Film) - 8/1/14 - Starring Chris Pratt, Dave Bautista, Zoe Saldana, Benic

[blastercombo]

Sif gets around
View media item 1115526Well a normal Korbinite would look like this

he aint really a horse

Bruh

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I'm not gonna go back and forth about the potential size but, c'mon man. Ain't nobody walking normal after that

 

[sunshineblotters]

Sif keeps the ***** tight tho. Her kegel game zero to a hunnid real quick

 

[Sir San Diego]

Sif...

What that thang smell like?

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Let a Titan slide in it and give you that work.

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[blastercombo]

Thanos is a simp doe

 

[rell826]

Sif...

What that thang smell like?

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Let a Titan slide in it and give you that work.

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Korbinites are brothers? Sif has an Ace of Spades tattoo.

 

[Sir San Diego]

Thanos is a simp doe

You see it like that, I see it like this. He can't smash regular or alien or even cosmic women. His beast mode is too much, so my dude gotta smash death to let his pipe game orangutan loose. He knows he won't kill her by going ham in the trap, because she's already death. What's she gonna do? Kill herself?

 

[blastercombo]

Death won't let him hit. He needs to destroy the universe to hit. WAY too much work for box. Simp status

 

[Sir San Diego]

True.

That is a cosmic level trick proposal. My Titan said **** giving you the world baby, I'm about to destroy the universe for you girl. Then can I smell it? He's into that humiliation with a safe word ****, huh?

Trick *** Thanos.

 

[IATT]

Thor III still has potential. I think Marvel has learned a lot, while they still do have some learning to do, but I have high hopes for it. Just have it focus on Enchantress, and Balder I think his name is, and it could be a cool flick. Leave Jane and Darcy out of it and that automatically makes it better.

Should have gone with enchantress and the executioner for part 2.. Introduce beta ray bill..

Then it leads to surtur for part 3

 

[blastercombo]

Ole boy gets the power of the universe and in the end still bows to the P

C'mon man

 

[blastercombo]

Should have gone with enchantress and the executioner for part 2.. Introduce beta ray bill..

Then it leads to surtur for part 3

But no, we get more Darcy and whatever the plot was. I literally don't know/remember what the plot to the movie was.

 

[chicagokid23]

What in gods name did the conversation in this thread turn to

 

[grandtheftbike]

Let a Titan slide in it and give you that work.

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[Sir San Diego]

If someone at Marvel is reading this, please have Thanos do the Birdman hand rub when we see him again.

Can someone get that trending? Thanks.

 

[rell826]

Natalie Portman didn't want to be in the second one so we'll see if she can weasel her way out of 3.

 

[Sir San Diego]

What did she really add to either film? Nada. Oh wait, she lost some keys, went on a date and the Aether used her as a host. Meh.

Rumor is she finds a love interest in AOU that isn't Thor and we don't ever have to see her slapping dudes again.

http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/5555...ne-quicksilver-scarlet-witch.htm#.U-BV6fldUXA

 

[blastercombo]

Every human character / scene that took place on earth is/was GARBAGE. Why they chose to center Thor 2 on Portman will remain a mystery. The movie played out like a bad cartoon episode.

 

[KingParappa]

I need a gif of that Thanos smile as Ronan walked away from him. That smile was all types of "You don't wanna f* with me, boy..."

 

[sunshineblotters]

Death won't let him hit. He needs to destroy the universe to hit. WAY too much work for box. Simp status

Thanos be spreading his seed errywhere tho.

Spoiler

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In one panel I think he hit a dead boody. Cant find that one tho.

Death a freak. You know it. Look at her
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She got them eyes

Natalie Portman didn't want to be in the second one so we'll see if she can weasel her way out of 3.

Shes under contract tho so i doubt it

 

[blastercombo]

That Thanos scene stole Ronans thunder. From then on I was just looking for more Thanos

 

[sunshineblotters]

I need a gif of that Thanos smile as Ronan walked away from him. That smile was all types of "You don't wanna f* with me, boy..."

I've been wanting that for my avy

 

[AEA18]

Thanos theme song

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

 

[blastercombo]

You talking about young buck Thanos. The new simp version is what's on the market.

 

[Sir San Diego]

So really, he just reached that Sugar Daddy stage of life. You know how those old players try to spin it... "helping her out." Thanos trying to help death out I see.

His pimp hand was weighed down by the gauntlet. |I

 

[sunshineblotters]

******* be playin them Jedi Mind Tricks with the P tho.