Has anyone smashed a chick that was even remotely famous?

[airmaxpenny1]

I smashed a plus sized model. She's been in magazines and @#!@, but that's the closet to famous I've come.

 

[guerrilla warfare]

Mateen Cleaves wrote:

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im callin ducktales on 90% of whats being said in here

 

[ogmikey]

Originally Posted by pacmagic2002

I smashed J`Kwons cousin on the regular..........Probably the closest ive ever gotten to someone famous

J Kwon aint even famous

 

[c hanna]

if some of these are true then good stuff

 

[brownin187]

smashed the lead in the high school play

 

[dapper d]

kidUFC wrote:

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Originally Posted by Handsome Hustler

Originally Posted by abeautifulhaze

Originally Posted by kix4kix

Am I the only one who never knew dude was on next?...which episode?.....

...OMG...im dying here...

 

[young halo]

Originally Posted by BobbyBrownpacks

see this is why i dont share nothin with ya'll.

ducktales?

come on fam. i thought we was cool crank.

let me explain somethin to ya'll.
my life is different from ya'll.

last year for a solid 3 months, me and my boy Jay popped bottles (plural ya'll bottles are plural) every single night.
i cracked jazmine cashmere at club "the day after" in VIP while smush parker was trying to call her to his lil sofa. we had 2 sofas on lock. and it was just 2 cats.
in those 3 months i smashed about 24 chicks. and 3 of them were ones NT would lust/ does lust after.
and this is real talk.
if you guys werent so damn grimey and wouldnt put me on blast i'd have no problem sharing my wealth with everyone.
i mean if you came to the crib, i got like a 2gig folder of get it crackin pics involving myself.
ya'll are so salty sometimes it amazes me how ya'll dont die of high blood pressure.
not everyone is a liar people.
ya'll just hate me cause of some made up ihop bs and think im some magical herb.
i pray none of ya'll come to the summit. ill uninvite you.

/thread. no more sharing nothin.

im def not knockin your hustle B. do your thang mayne...

 

[cryingfreemancoa]

Originally Posted by BobbyBrownpacks

see this is why i dont share nothin with ya'll.

ducktales?

come on fam. i thought we was cool crank.

let me explain somethin to ya'll.
my life is different from ya'll.

last year for a solid 3 months, me and my boy Jay popped bottles (plural ya'll bottles are plural) every single night.
i cracked jazmine cashmere at club "the day after" in VIP while smush parker was trying to call her to his lil sofa. we had 2 sofas on lock. and it was just 2 cats.
in those 3 months i smashed about 24 chicks. and 3 of them were ones NT would lust/ does lust after.
and this is real talk.
if you guys werent so damn grimey and wouldnt put me on blast i'd have no problem sharing my wealth with everyone.
i mean if you came to the crib, i got like a 2gig folder of get it crackin pics involving myself.
ya'll are so salty sometimes it amazes me how ya'll dont die of high blood pressure.
not everyone is a liar people.
ya'll just hate me cause of some made up ihop bs and think im some magical herb.
i pray none of ya'll come to the summit. ill uninvite you.

/thread. no more sharing nothin.

i believe you homey

 

[crazy dav0]

cats r ruthless ... there are enuf people on this board in enuf pockets of the country that i'm willing to give benefit of doubt




how ever the hayek dude

 

[illfrozn]

Keeping a list of girls you smashed is on a real loser tip. Damn, how did your mom raise you?

 

[parada45]

Funny thread

 

[verdykt]

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

Raven Simone so fat they call her Raven Samoan

 

[franchise3]

Cue the Jay, we don't believe you jpeg

 

[dr spaceman]

How HBW smash jasmin cashmere when he already told us he didnt smash cuz he p'd out? (like a bawse)

 

[an dee 51o]

Originally Posted by pinoynoplayah

london keyes. before porn.

 

[dr spaceman]

Originally Posted by BobbyBrownpacks

a lil side story...i got jasmine cashmere's number at this club called "the day after" in hollywood.
she is so bad in person. me and my boy Jay was in vip next to smush parker like a year ago when he had cake
and she was walkin to his table, looked at me, stopped and came and sat down and had a glass of that moet with HBW
she musta thought i was somebody cause we had a personal security guard holdin down the spot (slid my man a quick 50)
and she was straight chill. then we went and danced...she broke ya boy offfffffff. lol mad dudes and
chicks was like "who the hell is this dude handsome b wonderful?" lol
she dropped me the number like "call me later tonite", but i hopped on the Dash and peeped a vid...

i chickened out. cause she was takin lex steele like it was nothin. i lost my swag but still pulled this
baaaad armenian broad.

Originally Posted by BobbyBrownpacks

another quick story. lol

i cracked michelle tucker at the food 4 less on century and crenshaw.

we kept walkin past each other in different isles and she kept eyein me and im like
"damn she look familiar"
then we walked out the store at the same time and she was smilin at me..
so i talked to her like "have i seen you at a club or bar in hollywood?"
and shes like nah... so we get to her lil corolla (lol i know right?) and we chattin
she gives me her real name (which i wont post) and she is litterally on me tough!
like " omg you are such a pretty boy! you are very very pretty" (i was a lil weirded by that)
and she took my number and gave me hers as she was rubbin my mohawk and ummm..

i called about 6 times in 1 month and got all awnsering machine and she text me once like "hey prettyboy"
and i text back, but she never got back at me.

i didnt reconize who she was till i was surfin and seen a chick with africa tatted on her cakes and oops pow surprise!
it was her...

she prolly thought i knew who she was, but i swear i didnt.

the whole damn store was mad quiet when she was in line and walkin. i was wonderin why every dude was straight starin.

she has maaaaajorrrrrr cakes tho. she got birthday cake. she also has terrrrrible acne scar

tsk tsk.

Anyways, i smashed the hell outta sophia lauren before she was famous.

 

[ady2glude707]

Originally Posted by Dr Spaceman

Originally Posted by BobbyBrownpacks

a lil side story...i got jasmine cashmere's number at this club called "the day after" in hollywood.
she is so bad in person. me and my boy Jay was in vip next to smush parker like a year ago when he had cake
and she was walkin to his table, looked at me, stopped and came and sat down and had a glass of that moet with HBW
she musta thought i was somebody cause we had a personal security guard holdin down the spot (slid my man a quick 50)
and she was straight chill. then we went and danced...she broke ya boy offfffffff. lol mad dudes and
chicks was like "who the hell is this dude handsome b wonderful?" lol
she dropped me the number like "call me later tonite", but i hopped on the Dash and peeped a vid...

i chickened out. cause she was takin lex steele like it was nothin. i lost my swag but still pulled this
baaaad armenian broad.

Originally Posted by BobbyBrownpacks

another quick story. lol

i cracked michelle tucker at the food 4 less on century and crenshaw.

we kept walkin past each other in different isles and she kept eyein me and im like
"damn she look familiar"
then we walked out the store at the same time and she was smilin at me..
so i talked to her like "have i seen you at a club or bar in hollywood?"
and shes like nah... so we get to her lil corolla (lol i know right?) and we chattin
she gives me her real name (which i wont post) and she is litterally on me tough!
like " omg you are such a pretty boy! you are very very pretty" (i was a lil weirded by that)
and she took my number and gave me hers as she was rubbin my mohawk and ummm..

i called about 6 times in 1 month and got all awnsering machine and she text me once like "hey prettyboy"
and i text back, but she never got back at me.

i didnt reconize who she was till i was surfin and seen a chick with africa tatted on her cakes and oops pow surprise!
it was her...

she prolly thought i knew who she was, but i swear i didnt.

the whole damn store was mad quiet when she was in line and walkin. i was wonderin why every dude was straight starin.

she has maaaaajorrrrrr cakes tho. she got birthday cake. she also has terrrrrible acne scar

tsk tsk.

Anyways, i smashed the hell outta sophia lauren before she was famous.

Glad you caught that too, dude is a certified lame and comes through with nothing but ducktales. No wonder no one believes this fool

Originally Posted by BobbyBrownpacks

jacob(jumpman247)

if you're not lying, pm me.

cause we have something in common. cept it involved her, me and my ex.

haha...but i dont belive u cause ur weird. i snuck in some pics, but i aint tryin to ruin shortys
carrer over NT. i learned my lesson.

also, jazmine cashmere, the model "dizney" (check her site i dreamofdizney.com)
and a few other chicks i will never name.

and i got pix to verify all this that you guys will never see.
i only trust a few NT cats nowadays.

belive me or not, but HBW has ric flair swag.

 

[cryingfreemancoa]

Originally Posted by ady2glude707

Originally Posted by Dr Spaceman

Originally Posted by BobbyBrownpacks

a lil side story...i got jasmine cashmere's number at this club called "the day after" in hollywood.
she is so bad in person. me and my boy Jay was in vip next to smush parker like a year ago when he had cake
and she was walkin to his table, looked at me, stopped and came and sat down and had a glass of that moet with HBW
she musta thought i was somebody cause we had a personal security guard holdin down the spot (slid my man a quick 50)
and she was straight chill. then we went and danced...she broke ya boy offfffffff. lol mad dudes and
chicks was like "who the hell is this dude handsome b wonderful?" lol
she dropped me the number like "call me later tonite", but i hopped on the Dash and peeped a vid...

i chickened out. cause she was takin lex steele like it was nothin. i lost my swag but still pulled this
baaaad armenian broad.

Originally Posted by BobbyBrownpacks

another quick story. lol

i cracked michelle tucker at the food 4 less on century and crenshaw.

we kept walkin past each other in different isles and she kept eyein me and im like
"damn she look familiar"
then we walked out the store at the same time and she was smilin at me..
so i talked to her like "have i seen you at a club or bar in hollywood?"
and shes like nah... so we get to her lil corolla (lol i know right?) and we chattin
she gives me her real name (which i wont post) and she is litterally on me tough!
like " omg you are such a pretty boy! you are very very pretty" (i was a lil weirded by that)
and she took my number and gave me hers as she was rubbin my mohawk and ummm..

i called about 6 times in 1 month and got all awnsering machine and she text me once like "hey prettyboy"
and i text back, but she never got back at me.

i didnt reconize who she was till i was surfin and seen a chick with africa tatted on her cakes and oops pow surprise!
it was her...

she prolly thought i knew who she was, but i swear i didnt.

the whole damn store was mad quiet when she was in line and walkin. i was wonderin why every dude was straight starin.

she has maaaaajorrrrrr cakes tho. she got birthday cake. she also has terrrrrible acne scar

tsk tsk.

Anyways, i smashed the hell outta sophia lauren before she was famous.

Glad you caught that too, dude is a certified lame and comes through with nothing but ducktales. No wonder no one believes this fool

Damn HBW your gonna have to post pics. or lose all credibility you once had

 

[jthagreat]

word. NO clout her...

 

[wade187]

Originally Posted by CryingFreemancoa

Originally Posted by ady2glude707

Originally Posted by Dr Spaceman

Originally Posted by BobbyBrownpacks

a lil side story...i got jasmine cashmere's number at this club called "the day after" in hollywood.
she is so bad in person. me and my boy Jay was in vip next to smush parker like a year ago when he had cake
and she was walkin to his table, looked at me, stopped and came and sat down and had a glass of that moet with HBW
she musta thought i was somebody cause we had a personal security guard holdin down the spot (slid my man a quick 50)
and she was straight chill. then we went and danced...she broke ya boy offfffffff. lol mad dudes and
chicks was like "who the hell is this dude handsome b wonderful?" lol
she dropped me the number like "call me later tonite", but i hopped on the Dash and peeped a vid...

i chickened out. cause she was takin lex steele like it was nothin. i lost my swag but still pulled this
baaaad armenian broad.

Originally Posted by BobbyBrownpacks

another quick story. lol

i cracked michelle tucker at the food 4 less on century and crenshaw.

we kept walkin past each other in different isles and she kept eyein me and im like
"damn she look familiar"
then we walked out the store at the same time and she was smilin at me..
so i talked to her like "have i seen you at a club or bar in hollywood?"
and shes like nah... so we get to her lil corolla (lol i know right?) and we chattin
she gives me her real name (which i wont post) and she is litterally on me tough!
like " omg you are such a pretty boy! you are very very pretty" (i was a lil weirded by that)
and she took my number and gave me hers as she was rubbin my mohawk and ummm..

i called about 6 times in 1 month and got all awnsering machine and she text me once like "hey prettyboy"
and i text back, but she never got back at me.

i didnt reconize who she was till i was surfin and seen a chick with africa tatted on her cakes and oops pow surprise!
it was her...

she prolly thought i knew who she was, but i swear i didnt.

the whole damn store was mad quiet when she was in line and walkin. i was wonderin why every dude was straight starin.

she has maaaaajorrrrrr cakes tho. she got birthday cake. she also has terrrrrible acne scar

tsk tsk.

Anyways, i smashed the hell outta sophia lauren before she was famous.

Glad you caught that too, dude is a certified lame and comes through with nothing but ducktales. No wonder no one believes this fool

Damn HBW your gonna have to post pics. or lose all credibility you once had

Once had? Some one actually believed this fool?

 

[tarvald drama chase]

Heidi Klum last night... AND SEAL

this one semi-famous chick, Charlize Theron

decent looking new model named Adriana Lima

thats it for now'


workin on this one chick from the disney channel, Hannah Montana or some !#!# like that

 

[jawnyquest]

Originally Posted by Wade187

Once had? Some one actually believed this fool?

im sayin

 

[kidufc]

Originally Posted by jawnyquest

Originally Posted by Wade187

Once had? Some one actually believed this fool?

im sayin

seriously. dude is ugly

 

[mac a roni]

[color= rgb(102, 0, 153)]when i go to miami....i hope i can find a famous girl[/color]

 

[tjsears80]

Originally Posted by i just got lucky

I smashed a girl who wanted to be a pornstar, does that count?

I think she actually tried...last time I talked to her she said "next time you see me I'll be famous." I lol'ed.

Havent seen her since...been 2 years now.

no.