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[willypete]

How are yall getting out of Valentine's Day next week?

by not confirming a dam thing

 

[smedroc]

Been busy with work…going to have to go through this list and see what’s in here. For those worrying about late responses I don’t think it’s that deep.

My inbox would look like this too if I matched with all the 50 yr olds that try and holla

 

[willypete]

Which NTer was this?

 

[DripNick]

Which NTer was this?

 

[WASHED KING]

talk about the odds being in your favor. you might have the most unbearable takes in the NBA thread, but im still glad to see another NT'er thriving on these apps

There is a direct correlation between my NBA takes and women. They like KLUTCH.

All jokes aside I have unmatched and swiped left on women who have wild basketball takes in their bios.

That s*** is not cute or quirky.

 

[WASHED KING]

My inbox would look like this too if I matched with all the 50 yr olds that try and holla

Not gunna lie I've thought about giving older women a shot but every time I do they say something wild and I go back to what I know.

 

[titang545]

How are yall getting out of Valentine's Day next week?

Just another Tuesday got 51 more like it back home. Only two people getting something from me are my daughters.

Not gunna lie I've thought about giving older women a shot but every time I do they say something wild and I go back to what I know.

Washed how old are you and what ages do you target before saying F it, back to what I know.

 

[checks mcgee]

Copy and pasted everyone the same message.

classic lol

whats your go to copy paste message

 

[WASHED KING]

Just another Tuesday got 51 more like it back home. Only two people getting something from me are my daughters.

Washed how old are you and what ages do you target before saying F it, back to what I know.

I'm 26. I prefer 21-25. I can make exceptions outside of that but most of the time it's a headache no matter how good she looks.

classic lol

whats your go to copy paste message

I got like 3. My new favorite on Hinge is.

"This is the picture I want in my wallet".

Right to the point, no emojis no lol. Usually get the number within the next 2 or so messages. Sometimes I just ask for the number straight up.

 

[oidreez]

*takes notes*

 

[WASHED KING]

I'd say it has a decent success rate, I've had like 1 or two hit me with the "How many woman have you used this on".

I usually just hit them with "You're the first one today".

 

[storm2006]

I woke up, logged on to Bumble and had 38 match notifications

 

[willypete]

I woke up, logged on to Bumble and had 38 match notifications

And how many are you replying back to?

I count maybe 10 and a possible

 

[titang545]

I'm 26. I prefer 21-25. I can make exceptions outside of that but most of the time it's a headache no matter how good she looks.

Got it thought you ere older.

I'd say it has a decent success rate, I've had like 1 or two hit me with the "How many woman have you used this on".

I usually just hit them with "You're the first one today".

I haven't seen confidence shooting like that since Kobe.

 

[DripNick]

"This is the picture I want in my wallet".

 

[dakingii]

I woke up, logged on to Bumble and had 38 match notifications

The pre-Valentines day dating app surge be real . They tryna lock in something.

 

[WASHED KING]

Got it thought you ere older.

I haven't seen confidence shooting like that since Kobe.

Worst thing they can say is no. What I'm not gunna do is give her some type of chance to one up and get a screenshot for the group chat.

"Yeah I sent it to other women, but I'm talking to you right now whats up?"

I BEEN like this

 

[WASHED KING]

I'm not even lightskinned brother please don't group me with them.

 

[titang545]

The pre-Valentines day dating app surge be real . They tryna lock in something.

I was talking to my coworker, he was saying a woman he went out with once last week. Asked what are there plans for V Day.

 

[checks mcgee]

its all to keep up appearance, need that insta post to feel validated

 

[titang545]

its all to keep up appearance, need that insta post to feel validated

That and also post on FB for the dudes chasin after them on there page. Last something for her girls to see and think she has some dude.

 

[DripNick]

I'm not even lightskinned brother please don't group me with them.

But i know you bite your lip everytime you drop that bar on em my brother. I ain't gon hold you, it's a cool line, i might use it here and there

 

[WASHED KING]

But i know you bite your lip everytime you drop that bar on em my brother. I ain't gon hold you, it's a cool line, i might use it here and there

Closer to this.

 

[fluid hips]

Told y'all the dating app desperation is real around valentines day

 

[willypete]

"This is the picture I want in my wallet".

Queue the Kobe too easy gif