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[a-friend]

Damn they getting down like that in Edmond/NW OKC? storm2006 tried to tag the other Edmond dude but he's either banned or I am totally misremembering his SN. When I fiest moved up here I used to go the new Golds Gym on Danforth. The women were but I dont otherwise be in Edmond/NW side like that except when I take my girls to the aquarium in Quail Springs Mall

Yea man.
It's always the same two responses from them too, right up front.
1. What's the pipe?
2. Did you give the pipe recently?

I'm not sure what it is outside of my bland profile that makes them believe 1. this is real and if I respond I will get dicked down 2. honesty from him? well I guess I can be honest about loving to lick buttholes...

**** just brings down all guard.....

 

[アミーゴ]

My biggest thing is let’s just be honest - yes I’m going to smash that 23 year old recent college grad and yes you are going to date that 42 year old Managing Director at Goldman. Let’s not get it twisted.

 

[rbk93]

Been in contact with a tinder match. Preschool teacher with a 5 year old son.

That's all I got for now.

 

[Korofi]

The WORLD has made it too easy to access the P.

My dating profile says nothing but a JR Smith inspired “who’s trying to get the Pipe…..”

And I had to turn my profile off.
Got no more sperms left atm.

All genders probably hit you up. Thats wild but it it in bruh. Mans smashing all holes

 

[TURBO UNO]

Been in contact with a tinder match. Preschool teacher with a 5 year old son.

That's all I got for now.

That’s gonna be an after hours when the “kid is asleep” or “father has him for the weekend” type thing. I’ve been there. Hell, I’ve been snuck in the house while the kid is in the other room. Shoot your shot.

 

[fluid hips]

Had plenty of chicks look me up and LinkedIn. A lot of my girl’s friends looked me up too. I have premium so I can see who views my profile.

Funny thing is Glassdoor has my salary completely wrong. At least 50% lower than what it should be

Anyone can embellish on linkedin so I don't know why they would ask for it

Y'all gotta stop letting these women think their vagina is special for them making demands

 

[storm2006]

Anyone can embellish on linkedin so I don't know why they would ask for it

Y'all gotta stop letting these women think their vagina is special for them making demands

I forget if it was about a resume or application but a mentor once told me “Embellishment is expected” which is true to an extent so that’s not really the problem. The thing is, you can’t flat out lie So based on the stories from the previous pages, I think it’s moreso about verifying your actual title at the company you claim to work for.

There have actually been examples of this brought up about women in here. For example I think someone mentioned women who have “educator” but they are kindergarten teachers aides or they put “wealth management” and they are bank tellers. EYE am not knocking either profession but job titles can be misleading on apps so they want the LinkedIn info because you are far less likely to lie on that platform because your peers, boss, industry folks, etc can access it.

And to executive76 ’s point, I don’t think it’s a demand per se. In 2022 women are going to run a Google search and your socials on you if they’re interested. I don’t think there’s really any harm in that….on the surface. The entitlement, ulterior motives and dudes letting themselves be taken advantage of is the problem.

 

[titang545]

Oh and weed is legal here. It’s not my vice. I’m black with locs I’m always going to get the “random” drug test. But for those that like that.

Just cut your head and acclimate. LOL. J/K. Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if "random" came up quarterly.

I’m saying - dudes in here putting each other down… not IT

In that case I should only talk to ladies who are in PE/IB etc lmao

Don't recall him mentioning where he worked. Must have got it mixed up with IT thread.

That’s gonna be an after hours when the “kid is asleep” or “father has him for the weekend” type thing. I’ve been there. Hell, I’ve been snuck in the house while the kid is in the other room. Shoot your shot.

Yup, recall coming in through the backdoor in the basement while her kids were upstairs sleep. LOL. Another chick lied about having a kid when I came over. I was like is that a baby crying, she was like yeah I'm babysitting.

 

[usabasketball08]

Anyone can embellish on linkedin so I don't know why they would ask for it

Y'all gotta stop letting these women think their vagina is special for them making demands

What does this have to do with making demands? Women are going to look you up regardless. All they really need is your name. It’s not like dudes are giving out all their info to a woman that demands it so they can run a background check. It’s a 5 second Google search…

And yeah, some people are embellishing things but not in the way you think. Most folks get called out for that. A person with 500 connections can’t claim to be a VP in M&A at Goldman Sachs if they’re actually a VP in Back Office Operations. Your average chick isn’t gonna know the difference anyway.

 

[oidreez]

It is apart of the game women share similar sentiments all the time. Especially the self proclaimed educated crowd. I can't help but appreciate the irony though.


Apparently this is a thing too. I find the rationale in the comments...interesting

I should not have read through that thread this morning

This shouldn't talk to a chick working at FTL over a certain age convo is funny considering he works in a shoe store/retail.

Classism

Yea I didn't know which is why I asked. Now it makes a bit more sense

 

[WesleyPipes]

Yea man.
It's always the same two responses from them too, right up front.
1. What's the pipe?
2. Did you give the pipe recently?

I'm not sure what it is outside of my bland profile that makes them believe 1. this is real and if I respond I will get dicked down 2. honesty from him? well I guess I can be honest about loving to lick buttholes...

**** just brings down all guard.....

Oh they know the pipe

 

[smedroc]

All genders probably hit you up. Thats wild but it it in bruh. Mans smashing all holes

All holes matter breh.

Don't listen to them libs.

 

[datznasty]

Just cut your head and acclimate. LOL. J/K. Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if "random" came up quarterly.

Don't recall him mentioning where he worked. Must have got it mixed up with IT thread.

Yup, recall coming in through the backdoor in the basement while her kids were upstairs sleep. LOL. Another chick lied about having a kid when I came over. I was like is that a baby crying, she was like yeah I'm babysitting.

LoL

 

[TURBO UNO]

Another chick lied about having a kid when I came over. I was like is that a baby crying, she was like yeah I'm babysitting.

That’s kinda weird on her part. Having a kid while single is usually what turns guys off

On a similar note, I recall smashing a married woman who didn’t tell me she had a 1 year old. Didn’t find out until I saw diapers and baby seat in the backseat before a quick top. I must‘ve had a look on my face while contemplating because she asked “is that a problem?”

 

[titang545]

That’s kinda weird on her part. Having a kid while single is usually what turns guys off

On a similar note, I recall smashing a married woman who didn’t tell me she had a 1 year old. Didn’t find out until I saw diapers and baby seat in the backseat before a quick top. I must‘ve had a look on my face while contemplating because she asked “is that a problem?”

Meh I didn't care at the time, was just looking to fill in my roster in my early 20's. Body was on point, that thing was nice. Looking back with more insight certain cues should of let me know she had a kid.

 

[TURBO UNO]

Meh I didn't care at the time, was just looking to fill in my roster in my early 20's. Body was on point, that thing was nice. Looking back with more insight certain cues should of let me know she had a kid.

All good man, as long as you survived the experience and gained some knowledge

Spoiler

PLUS.....YOU GOT THE DRAWLS DAAAAAWGGG

 

[NToweG]

All good man, as long as you survived the experience and gained some knowledge

Spoiler

PLUS.....YOU GOT THE DRAWLS DAAAAAWGGG

GTD!!!!

RIPTommy

 

[krider31]

Went to my main side joint house last night for our weekly session..

I had already knew she was let another n hit because i saw piss on the seat a few months ago.. and other lil things (cologne smell on the pillow)

Got there this week and the curtains were hung with a small Hermes bag as if she bought something from there on the counter...

She never plays with the yambs... but im seeing somebody else is stepping it up...

i wonder if he's gonna try and wife her..

and then she be lying... i had a baby on her last year... like why we even doing this she can just keep it real lol cause im never letting her go lol as long as she wants to play on this team she can play

 

[rbk93]

Piss on the seat huh?

Sounds like you're in love though.

 

[krider31]

Piss on the seat huh?

Sounds like you're in love though.

to be honest... i love all my B***es tho... truly... i tell most of them i love them... i have about 3 main side joints outside of my BM... and i tell all of them i love them..

 

[ahat]

 

[titang545]

Went to my main side joint house last night for our weekly session..

I had already knew she was let another n hit because i saw piss on the seat a few months ago.. and other lil things (cologne smell on the pillow)

Got there this week and the curtains were hung with a small Hermes bag as if she bought something from there on the counter...

She never plays with the yambs... but im seeing somebody else is stepping it up...

i wonder if he's gonna try and wife her..

and then she be lying... i had a baby on her last year... like why we even doing this she can just keep it real lol cause im never letting her go lol as long as she wants to play on this team she can play

Sounds to me you might need to demote her to second side joint.

Dude peeing on the seat is him marking his territory. It's a jungle out there man you have to be the alpha and let him know. LOL.

Just trying to keep my info straight are you the same guy looking for the snow bunny that sounds black or something along those lines?

 

[ahat]

Dude peeing on the seat is him marking his territory. It's a jungle out there man you have to be the alpha and let him know. LOL.

 

[krider31]

Sounds to me you might need to demote her to second side joint.

Dude peeing on the seat is him marking his territory. It's a jungle out there man you have to be the alpha and let him know. LOL.

Just trying to keep my info straight are you the same guy looking for the snow bunny that sounds black or something along those lines?

I would like a snow bunny that has urban characteristics but doesnt "act" black.... i like women that are high maintence (dress nice, hair done, nails and feet)

She and I aren't together... and the main purpose of a side joint is for you to get out of her what you need... at this present moment all i need is yams... and she gives me that.. so i cant complain too much

 

[tay1]

I would like a snow bunny that has urban characteristics but doesnt "act" black.... i like women that are high maintence (dress nice, hair done, nails and feet)

She and I aren't together... and the main purpose of a side joint is for you to get out of her what you need... at this present moment all i need is yams... and she gives me that.. so i cant complain too much

Define urban characteristics