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[SerialSlugger]

I met a chick that had the worst boobjob i ever seen. I had my hand up her shirt and i knew right away they were enhanced. When she popped em out they looked like nips pointing in diff directions.

Told me her mom had passed and she took her inheritance money and got em done in the DR. Said she didnt have enough for her ***.

Ol girl had them nips looking like crazy eyes in Mr. Deeds

 

[willypete]

Sounds like she had them Kapri Styles post boob job nips

 

[spiderjericho]

Do ya think these surgeries can be as addictive as tattoos? Some get them. But so,e go OD. So possibly the women who get the lips, butt, breasts and lipos are just addicted to improving their looks and keeping up with the Kardashians.

 

[ahat]

Insecurities IMO. Once one thing is done, theyll find other things they have issues with.

I dunno, personally i dont mind "flaws". Im good on a build a bear chick.

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Do ya think these surgeries can be as addictive as tattoos? Some get them. But so,e go OD. So possibly the women who get the lips, butt, breasts and lipos are just addicted to improving their looks and keeping up with the Kardashians.

That and the doctors are amazing salesmen. Majority of these chicks already got low self esteem or image issues, they go in there for one thing and the doctors get em by pointing out how they could fix other things they may be self conscious about. After we inject this stomach fat into your butt what if we just tightened up the neck and chin area or I noticed a small bump in your nose that can easily be fixed ect ect

 

[ahat]

That and the doctors are amazing salesmen. Majority of these chicks already got low self esteem or image issues, they go in there for one thing and the doctors get em by pointing out how they could fix other things they may be self conscious about. After we inject this stomach fat into your butt what if we just tightened up the neck and chin area or I noticed a small bump in your nose that can easily be fixed ect ect

They like mechanics kawalling folks that dunno anything about cars. Went in for an oil change and got em to pay for the "blinker fluid"

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

They like mechanics kawalling folks that dunno anything about cars. Went in for an oil change and got em to pay for the "blinker fluid"

It's all up selling. Listen to them tell you what their issues are then hit em with the you know you can get the large popcorn instead for only $2 more

 

[iheartboost]

Hinge algorithm is fried. I keep getting likes from women and they be living in random *** places like Chicago or Fort Lauderdale. Whats going on man whys this app so zooked.

Don't believe them girls, they changed their location, only logical way that can happen.

 

[iheartboost]

 

[rbk93]

You not gonna **** though

I'm in a different space as of now. Just trying to see where life can take me.

 

[rbk93]

 

[fac3 tak30v312]

I’m off online dating for good. I’m having women now literally approaching in the street muttering my profile headline .. Not good at dnd aka n

Not to mention the gay women who copied my profile word for word

 

[titang545]

Nah. Didn't do it in the car.

I like the thrill of smashing in public in hidden spots and not getting caught. Be getting super Saiyan powers

Shoot been caught in a car, license was suspended so car got towed but no ticket. Had to call for a ride also because chick didn’t know how to drive stick.

 

[TURBO UNO]

Shoot been caught in a car, license was suspended so car got towed but no ticket. Had to call for a ride also because chick didn’t know how to drive stick.

Damn. How much was the ticket and car tow fees total?

 

[titang545]

Damn. How much was the ticket and car tow fees total?

Tow was like $150 I think, couldn’t charge me with anything because he only caught us in a car. We were dressed, he could imply but no proof. Night was a total cluster, chicks friend was going to drive the car from the tow truck place. As we are leaving cops pulled him over and said his license was suspended so he couldn’t drive the car either. Couldn’t get out of that small town fast enough the next morning.

 

[yogetoffmykickz]

-She parked on small side street across from store
-Walked up two flights of stairs inside park lot
-Met up with guy and took off in his ride

I’ve seen this happen at parks too. People meet up and bounce in one car. One just climbed in the backseat and didn’t care I was near

The Target on Sepúlveda south of Hatteras.?

 

[iheartboost]

Just came back from Ikea + dinner with a baddie I match off Hinge. Ill just cut to the chase, no sex, lol. The date was dope though, and a second one is planned. Your probably thinking Ikea? Ikea is the truth (go in the evening), done this before and it works. Ikea builds conversation, sparks home ideas and you get to know her with not much people around.

 

[TURBO UNO]

The Target on Sepúlveda south of Hatteras.?

Yes Ssssir, that exact one. I believe that’s the name of the small street ol girl parked at.

 

[usabasketball08]

Like the IKEA idea. Restoration Hardware is a cool date spot too, especially in locations that have the RH rooftop restaurant. I’ve seen plenty of people on dates there.

 

[ahat]

Dinner at Ikea

 

[rbk93]

Just intrigued on what food items were consumed at Ikea.

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Playing house at IKEA sounds far more ridiculous than a church date

 

[usabasketball08]

Just intrigued on what food items were consumed at Ikea.

I don’t think they had dinner there too. Or did they?

It’s ridiculous but it’s different, I’m not mad at ‘em

 

[Grine]

I don’t think they had dinner there too. Or did they?

It’s ridiculous but it’s different, I’m not mad at ‘em

They do, it closes at 9pm. Some of the food is actually good.

I think it’s a dope idea. Outside a normal date.

Definitely playing house - For that alone, I wouldn’t do it.

 

[usabasketball08]

Idk how many RH Rooftop locations are out there but I highly recommend it for dates. Definitely a vibe but I wouldn’t do it as a first, second or third date. Take your woman there or at least someone you’ve been seeing for more than a few dates

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