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I’m not missing work for no P
Missing work? You planned to meet up at Home Depot during work? Just leave after you smash, nobody said miss work.
Had a first meet at Home Depo. Ol girl was picking out tile for her bathroom and hinted she needs “help” installing. She was bigger than our face time convo, kinda turned off but I was horny asf. And she smelled like lavender. Made my move when we got to the whip. Old girl was super soaked and told me, you **** me your sleeping over for the weekend.
Told her, ugh no. I got work.
She got real sassy and stated how many men would so take that offer. I told her I’m a think about and never hit her back up.
 
Missing work? You planned to meet up at Home Depot during work? Just leave after you smash, nobody said miss work.
Nah mayne.. met ol girl @ Home Depot on first meet up. she wanted me to stay the weekend if we smash. Told her nah, I gotta work but we can mess around in back lot. She got mad. I didn’t care. Moved on to the next 1 on roster.
it was the mirror @ Home Depot. Big ol one in the bathroom/bedroom aisle. I Stood behind her while we posed. No 1 was around. Started nibbling on her neck, groping, feeling her derrière. She turned around and said ure coming home with me. I’m like no I’m not lol.
 
Nah mayne.. met ol girl @ Home Depot on first meet up. she wanted me to stay the weekend if we smash. Told her nah, I gotta work but we can mess around in back lot. She got mad. I didn’t care. Moved on to the next 1 on roster.
it was the mirror @ Home Depot. Big ol one in the bathroom/bedroom aisle. I Stood behind her while we posed. No 1 was around. Started nibbling on her neck, groping, feeling her derrière. She turned around and said ure coming home with me. I’m like no I’m not lol.
This must've been before Uber. I woulda smashed and tip toed outta there in the middle of the night while she was sleeping
 
i just lost interest after meeting up and went as low as requesting to smash in the parking lot.
Reminds me of a time I lost interest on my way to a meet up because ol girl brought her dog. I’m like wtf.. told her I’m not feeling it and dipset to the gym
 
What that mouth do 😈

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Yambs are killing me with these audio messages, man. I get it but it's much easier for me to read and reply while taking a **** or doing something else than it is to listen to an audio message and reply with one :lol:
 
Saw this post on FB and the comments from all the women were wild. Exact why you do a happy hour, women out here trying to break your pockets on the first date. I got it, but don't mind I am trying to spend it on every woman I go out on a date with. Wild she jumps from splitting tabs then kids, that is a long process in between "usually."

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I’m not going all out on the initial meetup. You might be a half catfish for all I know. Even with FaceTime, you don’t see the full picture.

Coffee or Icecream on the initial meetup - then if the vibe crosses - we can do a first date.
 
Yeah I don’t understand going all out on the first date unless the vibe is already there.

Mess around and take a chick to an expensive steakhouse all for y’all to not be feeling each other by appetizers. Now she blowing you up on social media for a “lackluster” date
 
Yeah I don’t understand going all out on the first date unless the vibe is already there.

Mess around and take a chick to an expensive steakhouse all for y’all to not be feeling each other by appetizers. Now she blowing you up on social media for a “lackluster” date
VIBE can never be there on a first date. Unless ya'll were hanging out before the date. I have a hard time believing any guy can get a vibe without physically seeing a woman.
 
VIBE can never be there on a first date. Unless ya'll were hanging out before the date. I have a hard time believing any guy can get a vibe without physically seeing a woman.

People **** on the first date so how is 'vibe' out of the question? :lol:

The settings have to be conducive to getting that going though.

Sitting across the table from someone with a serviette tucked in your collar probably ain't the best move.
 
People **** on the first date so how is 'vibe' out of the question? :lol:

The settings have to be conducive to getting that going though.

Sitting across the table from someone with a serviette tucked in your collar probably ain't the best move.
People **** even if they aren't vibing. I have met a chick off BP she was tight and petite. We go to Red Robin she looks just like the pic During dinner she let it be known she trying to **** tonight. Told waiter check. Chick had some interesting ways, trained her dog to go in a litter box. LOL.

Prior to going there was no vibe with her, it was let me see how this goes. Vibe can develop on the date.
 
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