I was fired because....

Many years ago when I was going to college in Alabama I held down a gig at Arby's. So I'm working the drive-through and this lady comes through and orders damn near $150 worth of food, cool, whatever, I ask her if she would like drinks, she replies "yeah, I want 5 Diet Cokes" I tell her we don't have Coke and would Diet Pepsi be alright, she then proceeded to curse me out and call me stupid because Arby's beverage contract is or at that time was with Pepsi. She is snapping on me and calling a stupid mf and what not, and she wants to talk to the manager, I invite her to come to the window where my manager is, she is talking to my manager and she is being calm and decides that Pepsi would be alright, I make her drinks, but I'm fuming mad, and she looks at me and says "I hope you like it here, because you're too stupid to make it anywhere else". My manager just stood there and didn't do anything. I'm like cool, I hand her four drinks in the drink tray. She goes on another rant about the last drink, she's cursing and insulting, so I calmly say ma'am just pull up and I will bring it to you, she was backing up the line, my manager still standing there not defending me or anything, the lady is like "f the people behind me", but she pulls up and is still going on, so I take the drink and walk in front of her car and stand there and with the power of Nolan Ryan I threw the drink at her windshield as hard as I could. I would pay to see the look on her face all over again. I walk over to her window and I let her have it. I called her every name I could think of, I went all in on her, I saw her kids and went in on them. My manager them runs outside to bring me back in and try to calm me down, too late. The woman drive off with the cup still wedged between her hood and windshield. About 30 minutes later her husband comes up there to try to raise hell, I walk from my drive through "bubble" and with out hesistation I walk right up on him and square up and I invited him to fight right there in front of the counter, then when my boys came from behind the counter dude all of a sudden wanted to apologize for him and his wife. Ended up getting suspended for two weeks, came back from suspension and quit and talked to the district manger and got the store manager fired.
 
Thats a crazy story.
i've been fired before, but none are interesting enough to type about/re-live.
 
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I don't work, I inherit my money from my father. He was an African Prince you know. He's trying to get to America, you all should send him your social security numbers so he can make a fake ID to get in.
 
I don't work, I inherit my money from my father. He was an African Prince you know. He's trying to get to America, you all should send him your social security numbers so he can make a fake ID to get in.

How did you make it into America then?
 
I knew what I was doing so i got fired

Basically i had this graphic design job in palisades park in jersey. It's like Korea there. Lots of koreans

So im working for a guy that has his own online shopping site. I'm designing a logo and i put it up on the site. He gets upset cause it looks pixelated. Idk how when i used illustrator (images made in illustrator don't get pixelated) im working on this **** for 6 hours and I even told him from the jump it's my computer monitor. He doesn't believe me. Why? Who knows

But this right here pissed me off

He tells me to make a new banner. I asked what he wanted in detail and wrote it down. My boss had an accent so it was hard to understand him. I design the banner then shown it to him. Dude really looks at me and says "what is this? Are you really a graphic designer. This is all wrong." he makes his own banner then says "look at mine. Isn't it better? Are you seriously a graphic designer?"

I felt mad disrespected. Son saw my online portfolio the day of the interview so how am I not qualified for this job?

The amount of hours of blood sweat and tears I put in the place man. Resizing 100s of images for the clients each week along with designing items for the site. I even brought my work home and stayed up all night to finish my stuff

And i know my boss was prolly talking **** about me in his language too. He cursed out the secretary before he fired her. He even hired some new guy and bought him a nice computer. Yet leaves me with a whack one

Dude gets a 2 monitor setup and a brand new desk too smh

I come to work one day and my co worker is making small talk with me. Which is something he never did

Son says "yeah we don't need you anymore. It's not working out. Sorry"

Couldn't be happier to leave that place even tho I was making really good money

I learned that money really isn't everything when it comes to a job
 
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You can't get fired when you're your own boss, B
What man would even want to work a job where another man has the power to tell you that you can't get money anymore? Might as well call him daddy and have him sit on ya face
 
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You can't get fired when you're your own boss, B
What man would even want to work a job where another man has the power to tell you that you can't get money anymore? Might as well call him daddy and have him sit on ya face
:lol dame dash
 
Working at grocery shop at 16 and I had to to return a cart full of items and restock them. I find some hair grease and open the tub and put some in my hair lol...3 days later they saw me on video and fired me.
 
You can't get fired when you're your own boss, B
What man would even want to work a job where another man has the power to tell you that you can't get money anymore? Might as well call him daddy and have him sit on ya face
ya face though?

:lol
 
You can't get fired when you're your own boss, B
What man would even want to work a job where another man has the power to tell you that you can't get money anymore? Might as well call him daddy and have him sit on ya face

I convinced your uncle murda
 
Never had a job so never got fired
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Heard you own NT breh
 
I'm sure I got fired from the Safeway I worked at when I was 16. I don't really know though I just stopped showing up. :lol
 
Fired from Victoria's Secret like 3 years ago. I was with my ex and our anniversary was approaching. They give you "gratis" bras with every new launch, or ever so often. I had 3 of them bras planning a gift for her. I exchanged all of them for fancy ones and just paid the difference. I knew this was against policy, but that's not where I effed up. I didn't use someone else to exchange them and instead, I went myself to other locations and even used my license for one of the transactions.

Got called into the managers office few weeks later and loss prevention fired me over the phone.

It was a **** job but I started tearing up :lol. Then my manager starts legit crying and I ended up kinda consoling her.
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Worked at a convenience store for a brief period. Once called in on a manager who came to work drunk.

A few weeks later she got me fired by saying I sold alcohol on Sunday. I didn't . I wrung it up and voided it before selling, all shown on my till. However, I was just a kid and didn't do anything about it.

Worked at a plant facility as a tester when I was 19. My supervisor would hit on me and try to buy me things. I refused , however it ended up p-off my new supervisor who had been having an affair with him. She was in her mid 20s and just picked and teased me. This woman used to find me on my breaks to inquire about tests. Ended up getting written up, suspended for BS, and after vomiting on the floor before work , I sent in my badge through a coworker.
 
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Worked at Columbia House customer service (old DVD and music mail club) when I was 18. Well when u sign up for the 10 free movies you agree to buy 2 movies at regular price ($30). Only way to get out of paying for anything is if a minor orders them and joins. So me and all my boys would join, order the free movies then called pissed off that my 12 year ordered this ishh and I didn't consent. So they cancel membership and u keep the free ones. They eventually saw discrepancies in accounts I handled and fired me. Still got a sick *** DVD collection though lol
 
Worked at a convenience store for a brief period. Once called in on a manager who came to work drunk.

A few weeks later she got me fired by saying I sold alcohol on Sunday. I didn't . I wrung it up and voided it before selling, all shown on my till. However, I was just a kid and didn't do anything about it.


Worked at a plant facility as a tester when I was 19. My supervisor would hit on me and try to buy me things. I refused , however it ended up p-off my new supervisor who had been having an affair with him. She was in her mid 20s and just picked and teased me. This woman used to find me on my breaks to inquire about tests. Ended up getting written up, suspended for BS, and after vomiting on the floor before work , I sent in my badge through a coworker.

Nice tales
 
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