If you could call Heaven, who would you ask to speak to?

[thanksehlo]

Myself, just to see if I am on the books or not. I mean its all already written right?

 

[supahoopa]

MLK... to see if were doing alright ...

 

[bangtcg]

Originally Posted by KicksforKicks


God? Jesus? One of your people?

god and jesus are the same thing.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Thomas Jefferson

 

[gil23]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Hugh Hefner

i wouldnt call that heaven

 

[antbanks81]

I'd prolly quickly ask Jesus when I'm scheduled and then use the other 50 sec talking to my two cousins that recently passed

 

[recycledpaper]

i'd call god and ask him if there are fine $#$ girls in heaven and if people have sex.

 

[miketysonthekiller]

Ask Jospeh whats really hood this friday.

 

[jrp44]

My Nana

 

[diego]

Id ask god if he could let Biggie wear his black tims and black hoody.
Maybe let him sleep all day and get his.......licked.

 

[jking0821]

Me: Is Tupac there
God: No
Me: I knew it!

 

[jdocs]

I'd call Einstein and ask him how it feels to not experience time anymore and what kind of experiments and tests he's running up there.

 

[yomegaaa]

OJ

....oh wait he's not dead yet

 

[dunknforce]

Originally Posted by Jking0821

Me: Is Tupac there
God: No
Me: I knew it!

God: I told him heaven aint got a Ghetto and he stormed off

 

[gmsboy1]

I'd ask to speak to Amanda Hugankiss.

 

[xPowdrdToastMan]

My Uncle

 

[solematic j21]

Originally Posted by Diego

Id ask god if he could let Biggie wear his black tims and black hoody.
Maybe let him sleep all day and get his.......licked.

 

[ittakesalittlebitmore]

I'd ask what I needed to do to get there and then do it....may as well make the most important call of my life mean something useful

 

[cobra kai]

Call and ask God if there was room in heaven for a G.

Assuming he said yeah, tell him I got dibs on that spot, hold it for me. Then ask what I gotta do to get there?

Ask him if I can get in with these red chucks on, and that I got him a pair if he wants 'em.

With the other 30 secs, I'd ask him should I go to the left or to the right with my choices in life.

Any remaining time, I'd ask him what's really the deal with religion and who got it right?

 

[cobra kai]

Call and ask God if there was room in heaven for a G.

Assuming he said yeah, tell him I got dibs on that spot, hold it for me. Then ask what I gotta do to get there?

Ask him if I can get in with these red chucks on, and that I got him a pair if he wants 'em.

With the other 30 secs, I'd ask him should I go to the left or to the right with my choices in life.

Any remaining time, I'd ask him what's really the deal with religion and who got it right?

 

[ralph91]

Originally Posted by Diego

Id ask god if he could let Biggie wear his black tims and black hoody.
Maybe let him sleep all day and get his.......licked.

i was just listnening to this.

  

 

[itsamazingg]

When I die, #$%* it, I wanna go to hell... Doubt the man upstairs will let me blow an L.

 

[SteveSteve72]

Nothing because heaven is not real.

 

[youngcfromthad]

Originally Posted by DiPlOMaT007

i would talk to god and ask him to give me a direction i should follow in life , im lost

this

and ask him if my uncle is doing good up there and the big game  numbers for tonight...

 

[OLD SCHOOL]

Since I am calling a fictional place, I would want to speak with one of my favorite fictional characters, Sherlock Holmes.