"I'm seeing double! Four Krustys!"

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What is your favorite Simpsons line?

 

[af1 1982]

Never really found the Simpsons funny. Entertaining? Yes. Funny? I'd rather watch old episodes of the Office.

But, let me leave this here: "Me fail English? That’s unpossible."

 

[elpablo21]

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."

 

[shaunhillftw49]

Originally Posted by af1 1982

Never really found the Simpsons funny. Entertaining? Yes. Funny? I'd rather watch old episodes of the Office.

But, let me leave this here: "Me fail English? That’s unpossible."

zzzzz
"I am not bald, I am bald -ing. Why does no one honor the ding?"
"I honor the ding, sir"
"What the hell are you  talkin about?"

 

[ill legal operation]

Well whaddya mean I can't take off my schwetter?



I'M HAWT!!!!!

 

[smokey1212]

Bart: Milhouse likes you.

Lisa: Oh please! Milhouse likes Vaseline on toast!

P.s. GOAT animated show/my personal GOAT show

 

[hombrelobo]

 

[DeadsetAce]

ralph...when he sees skinner and krobopple in the closet:

"ms. krobopple and principal skinner were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

 

[swendro]

Moe: Okay, you're fighting a guy named Boxcar Bob.
Homer: Brawled his way up from the boxcars, did he?
Moe: Uh, no, not yet, he still lives at the trainyard. But he's a
hungry young fighter. In fact, he's actually fighting for a
sandwich.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION




Well whaddya mean I can't take off my schwetter?



I'M HAWT!!!!!

 

[kdawg]

It's either "set your nightsticks to whomp" or from the movie "no, this is the worst day of your life so far".

 

[mcraptor]

When Ralph calls Superintendent Chalmers super nintendo  Chalmers, always makes me chuckle

and "I’m normally not a praying man but if you’re up there please save me Superman."

 

[big j 33]

Too many to name.. One I like to randomly yell is "my eyes, the goggles do nothing!"

 

[mycoldyourdone]

 

[Johnny_Cakes]

"You can run, but you can't GLIDE! Hahaha!"

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

"Man has always loved his buildings. But what happens when the buildings say, 'no more'?"

Sorry, thought of those at once and loved them all.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Look Lisa, I no longer say liberry or tomorry.

Moe: (cocks shotgun) if you're gonna beat-up my friend in my bar, there's a 2 drink minimum.

 

[minitsuj]

 

[Pathos]

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

 

[mo matik]

Grampa Simpson: I once gave a dollar to a bum, and he wasted it on an Ellery Queen mystery novel. But there was one mystery Ellery Queen couldn't solve: why would a man be named Ellery. But my point is whatever I was talking about before I started talking about Ellery Queen.

 

[rawsheed]

"Lisa needs braces!.....dental plan!"

 

[snax91]

When some random kid sings "My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling I want you to play with me ding-a-ling" at a talent show 

 

[lexflex81]

"Hi SuperNintendo Chalmers!"

 

[pr0phecy718]

Originally Posted by snax91

When some random kid sings "My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling I want you to play with me ding-a-ling" at a talent show 

 that was hilarious when I first saw that ..then Principal Skinner interrupted him

 

[2sappy]

" Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems". 

 

[k00laid]

Originally Posted by Minitsuj

lol that cannon accessory had me