Imagine if Niketalk was a physical place...Not just in Cyberspace

[shatterkneesinc]

Originally Posted by sooperhooper

go to bed fam

those hands are sexy

 

[mikejordache23]

Somebody j dilla would get slapped quick.
fixed.

 

[stringer bell 32]

Who thinks up this %#%#?

 

[flyjr22]

Originally Posted by mikeJordache23

Somebody j dilla would get slapped quick.

fixed.

Dilla would probably get 1 of these from a few ninjas

 

[dland24]

^um.....what does that even mean?

 

[chris boshs neck]

NIKETALK world summit would be something else though

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by desoIation1

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[m1dnightmobster]

If NT was a real place...it'd be like the xxx theater with a bunch of dudes fapping to movies

 

[wooly willy]

 

[rocman23]

there would be a lot less ethuggery

 

[flyjr22]

Originally Posted by dland24

^um.....what does that even mean?

it's a drop kick to the chest bro

 

[ham city]

Originally Posted by FlyJr22

Originally Posted by dland24

^um.....what does that even mean?

it's a drop kick to the chest bro

 

[king beef]

Originally Posted by M1dnightMobster

If NT was a real place...it'd be like the xxx theater with a bunch of dudes fapping to movies

PYP would be like a bukkake. So many dudes beasting. One girl grabs all the attention. In this case she tops off like 8 dudes.

 

[gijace]

Originally Posted by yancancook90

would be a sausage fest

 

[trasoul82]

Dirty would either need

or

 

[kix4kix]

Everyone would be forced to show up with the last girlfriend they had, and say how wack everyone elses girl is.




They also would have to have a nametag with their screename.




I would knock about 2 cats out on sight from this forum.




Oh and you can't forget the 5 females that will attend, as everyone who beasted online looks at their DMP packages on their feet with no swag to make a move.

 

[million dollar stacks]

 

[kicktionair]

There will be a rape incident maybe two.....

Kim K will show up and everyone will just stare or fap in the corner...

Post count will make what group you kick it with

 

[pravokal]

I'm

and I promise that sounds like a good idea...Imagine the celebs that come on here...Picture seeing Lebron or Kobe just walkin down the halls lmao.I'd make a thread about Lebron,he'll probably lurk and peep his head thru the door...Thats when I hit him in the head with a hammer ,rob him, and drop him off in someone elses thread

 

[estbeast]

Originally Posted by dland24

           

 

[hella handsome]

Originally Posted by viiheaven

Reminds me of the Chappelle skit of if the Internet were an actual place.

 

[smedroc]

NT ladies would be getting this treatment....

 

[dland24]

Originally Posted by HAM CITY

Originally Posted by FlyJr22

Originally Posted by dland24

^um.....what does that even mean?

it's a drop kick to the chest bro

Yeah?  And what about the part where he crosses his legs, grabs he dude he kicked, and flies him off screen?  Smart +%+....

 

[championedition]

i'd be the walking talking god of niketalk if mods didnt have super powers or assault rifles

 

[atlien seeko]

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

if we were all in one room everyone would be on their iphones posting, word to that last NT summit

link?