Ironic Things About Yourself

[AgentZero]

What are some ironic things about yourself?

For me:

My dad was an Air Force pilot for 20+ years, but I'm scared of heights

I hate tomatoes, but I love ketchup

I joke and mess around a lot with my friends, but I'm one of the more responsible ones

I eat a ton, but I'm pretty skinny

 

[SC kid]

The beach to me is the best place on earth but the ocean is the most terrifying.

 

[Bert.]

I LOVE pizza but i hate cheese on anything else. (never had a cheeseburger since i was a little kid)

 

[aNYone]

have an array of sneakers; some rare 

only wear my black huaraches on a consistent basis 

 

[SC kid]

^^^^^^^ same.

 

[jayzz]

I hate sarcastic people with a passion.
I'm the most sarcastic d bag you will meet

 

[Peep Game]

I'm black and haven't paid much attention to white women in quite awhile

 

[freeze]

I love ice cream and having it in my cereal...but i hate milk by itself with a passion. Just the idea of it is disgusting.

 

[jayzz]

I love ice cream and having it in my cereal...but i have milk by itself with a passion. Just the idea of it is disgusting.

Wait...

 

[ballahb]

I'm not that good at Basketball

 

[siete tres]

I'm from the streets but don't consider myself a street gato

 

[currensy]

If I'm around a large group of people I barely talk but if I'm with just 2-3 I am one of the most talkative.

 

[nazdrowie]

people think i weigh about 160-70 lbs., I'm really closer to 220 lbs.

love the cold, hate snow

 

[mangudai954]

Some of these aren't ironic at all.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

I don't like tomatoes, but I like tomato soup, sauce, and bruschetta.

 

[shotsrangout]

Im still a virgin

 

[jayzz]

Im still a virgin

He said ironic not true statements....


Jk

 

[servechilled81]

I love boats, almost anyting nautical, terrified of deep water.

 

[mangudai954]

more contradictions than anything, but stop being a bigger buzz kill than buzz killington.

A lot of them aren't even contradictions though

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

 

[ballahb]

Im still a virgin

but i though shots rang out in the club?

 

[T Lo Sweater]

I was with irv gotti in the club getting tipsy

 

[freeze]

I love ice cream and having it in my cereal...but i have milk by itself with a passion. Just the idea of it is disgusting.

Wait...

lol hate*

 

[sooperhooper]

I'm in the air force but I don't trust the government

I hate how people are so obsessed with their phones, but I work at verizon.

I love women and I love basketball but I do not love women's basketball.

 

[3stheluckynumbe]

I wanna snap my baby mama neck, but she's the only girl I want.

#NoRayRiceTho

 

[siete tres]

I wanna snap my baby mama neck, but she's the only girl I want.

#NoRayRiceTho

she do got that good neck, I don't even blame you