Ironic Things About Yourself

[ao17]

Really Broke right now 

nice

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[lamekilla]

I'm not ready to bring a child into this world but my pullout game stupid

 

[elcatfisho]

I'm Asian

Mediocre engineering student

 

[Humbled]

I take more Ls than Ws

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[Deleted member 40717]

I laugh at my jokes out loud before I text them.
I think Im a very funny guy but very quiet
My taste buds are changing on me

 

[mwalker]

People come up to me asking for drugs

I don't do drugs

 

[guzzy]

 
I don't even like Wartortle.

Bulbasaur>>>

 

[a1phaxb1ack]

Fear of birds, yet my wife's name is Robin.

When I sleep, I need 2 thick blankets and the fan on.

 

[miketysonthekiller]

Im a walking ******* paradox

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no I'm not
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[nikeskywalker]

Im alcoholic but I been sober 3 years and 5 months and 13 days lol

 

[jayzz]

Im alcoholic but I been sober 3 years and 5 months and 13 days lol

1. Congrats
2. That's not ironic, that's a statement
3. Congrats

Im a walking ******* paradox

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no I'm not
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*im a ******* walking paradox*
Get er right

 

[shorty doo wop]

Fear of birds, yet my wife's name is Robin.

Too easy

 

[AgentZero]

Pool volleyball has been a summer staple for years, but I've never played a single game of actual volleyball in a gym before