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yoooooo, why do i have an fixation with hood rat chicks? only the fine ones doe, but im about to hit up kmart/target/meijers in search (all the walmarts in metro detroit are far from the hood)
IT'S DA 1st OF DA MONTH AT THE HOOD WALMARTS (HOOD AFICIANADOS STEP INTO THIS THREAD)
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I'm right with you. YYambs be moist... theyre easy to please, and they make you feel like a #bawse... I got a thing for them rats, too...
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I've seen a whole family with 2 buggys a piece. Came down the aisle looking like a squad of tanks
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chewey gooey is definitely better than chips ahoy
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It's funny that I read this thread, I was in Walmart the other nite and seen what I thought to be a THICK woman from behind. I had to double back and look at her from the front, boy was I sorry I did that. Cut off shirt in the front, stomach looked like she just had a baby all stretched mark out and wrinkled looking, I lost my appetite and left my ice cream on the cereal aisle. Ruined my nite....
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This, I'll wife one no problem
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This thread is hilarious... The Walmart here in Milwaukee has got to be in the top worst!!! My brother said he once saw 2 employees fighting by the toys... Beating the Hell out of each other with plastic bats...
My cousin got fired from this same Walmart... Before she get off, she took all the money out her register and hit it...
Same Walmart that had a line wrapping around the front of the store... Around the registers... Full of people cashing tax refund checks... You see people with carts with 3 and 4 flat screens a few blocks away... Walking home...
I could go on and on!
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Originally Posted by ElderWatsonDiggs
The EBT Extravaganza...AKA The First of The Month!!! at the hood Walmart near you.
I'm 'talmbout Spandex, tatts, and colored weave as far as the eye can see...
Loose feathers errywhere my dudes...Bird City %%#*$, Bird Bird City %%#*$
Hoochie Mamas, Hoochie Daughters At The Same Dam Time.
Unbelievable Mass...Unbelievable Guts
It's Steak and Shrimp week (while the working class folk buying ground beef and fish sticks to save their hard earned money).
+ hella pajama pants
able bodied individuals riding the disabled carts
OD music coming from all parts of the electronics section (a real sensory overload)
If you're paying cash, you might get and an offer to use their EBT cards in return you give them a portion of your total in cash
If you're a square: EYES FRONT, any cutting of eyes or startled reactions to foreign hair styles, titty tats, ashy feet etc
WILL be met with extreme hostility
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idk, she would have to be a quiet rat, im new to messin with them and took several out on a usual date for me, bad idea, they were all like "i aint never been no where like dis" and im like ok but dont say that so loud tho, im no where near bougie but i would want a cool/chill rat and yea id cuff
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Good suggestion for a date with a hood female: the zoo
Gives them a chance to do something that they dont do often.
Its pretty inexpensive
And plus theres animals there
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you gotta take them to wingstop or chili's ...
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NEVER THAT. AND I CONSIDER MYSELF A CONNOISSEUR WHEN IT COMES TO RODENTS OF THE HOOD VARIETY.
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"Getting dem checks on the 1st, that #@+* is better than work."
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No wonder I was in line for like an hour earlier today.
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Yall better stop messin with them girls, or learn the hard way...
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Originally Posted by MarcMac360
I wasyesterday and was in the need to for some snapple and some jerky. I live close to a Walmart too and decided to go there. Like you, I wasnt aware of the date. So when I walked in it was something like this...
Same reaction until I remember you can check out in jewelery and electronics.
Tell me why there was no Milk or Eggs though
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Originally Posted by Wr
I've seen a whole family with 2 buggys a piece. Came down the aisle looking like a squad of tanks
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That’s Long Island.
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Carrefour >*Petite French women in the frozen food isle with no bras..
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I know ... believe me, famb... I know...
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Man you got to be talking about the one on Capital. That's the hoodest shxt I ever seen in my life. I was in there with my moms once and we walked by a group of like 4 hoodrats posted in front of the baby items aisle (cliche but true). Anyways, one of em was like "ohh, hey! you could get it boo!" I felt felt like a piece of meatOriginally Posted by MZBLUE2U
This thread is hilarious... The Walmart here in Milwaukee has got to be in the top worst!!! My brother said he once saw 2 employees fighting by the toys... Beating the Hell out of each other with plastic bats...
My cousin got fired from this same Walmart... Before she get off, she took all the money out her register and hit it...
Same Walmart that had a line wrapping around the front of the store... Around the registers... Full of people cashing tax refund checks... You see people with carts with 3 and 4 flat screens a few blocks away... Walking home...
I could go on and on!
The one that said it was right tho
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i lol'dOriginally Posted by Wr
I've seen a whole family with 2 buggys a piece. Came down the aisle looking like a squad of tanks
portsmouth va x southside richmond va checking in,
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Made the mistake of walking into Walmart after work once in Richmond.
Looked around in awe at the lines, carts filled with ridiculous amounts of steak and cookies and hood boogers.....oh the hood boogers...
When I figured out what was going on...
Looked around in awe at the lines, carts filled with ridiculous amounts of steak and cookies and hood boogers.....oh the hood boogers...
When I figured out what was going on...
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wutchu talmnbout?